I'm looking for a certain stripper from Miami.

So... a big-boobed blonde in her late 30s in FL who worked in a strip club about 14 years ago. That's a real needle-in-a-hayfield ask, man.

Also, maybe re-read this post for stalker energy. Because if I knew Brittany, I wouldn't hand over her location to random strip club guy who has been on her trail for over a decade.

Did the FAQ’s on what to never do on this site disappear with the redesign ?

Dude this is a stripper that I fell in love with way back in the day. We had a love fling going on and she always told me that she loved me. I could feel a real connection going on between me and her. That's why its important for me to find her in Miami. I just need to know which club in Miami that I can find her in because I didn't find her there at Tootsies and I'm still hoping that she works at Tootsies because I want to see her there when I go back to Tootsies. But if she doesn't work at Tootsies then does she work at Gold Rush or E11Even. That's the best bet on finding her in Miami if I can't find her at Tootsies.

You were in love and never thought to get her phone number? Or real name? Or Facebook? You’re asking in the wrong place. We don’t do this.

I had her phone number and lost it and her real name is Andrea. Her descriptions are that she is a white girl with long blond hair and big fake boobs and is in her late 30's. She told me that she didn't have a Facebook account when I knew her 13 years ago.

Ya know, on first read I thought I knew who he was talking about. There was a Brit in Cheetah in Palm Beach who fit that description, I'd guess around that time. She did move down to Miami and started dancing at Tootsies. I'd see her at clubs all over south Florida actually. I have no idea where the fuck she is now, and even if I did there's zero chance I'd tell this obvious stalker.

Luckily, I read some of this guys previous posts and I realize that not only is he 100% a phsyco stalker, but he's also talking about Cheetah in Atlanta not any of the south Florida locations. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that he's not bright enough to realize there's a shit ton of Cheetah's.


@OP - Seek help bro. Seriously. There are mental health professionals available online, you can do video chat with them. Work out your issues on your own, leave this poor girl alone to live her life in peace.

I still had a good time at Tootsies that night because I was escorted upstairs by one of the entertainers she offered me sex in the upstairs private VIP Rooms and I took her offer. I paid a total of $3,000 that includes the room fee and the tip to the bouncer for full privacy in the room. In which I got to fuck the entertainer that I spent that time with at Tootsies. That entertainer sucked my dick and we had the sexual intercourse and it was well worth the money that I spent even when I thought that the rooms at Tootsies were very overpriced. What I found out is that Tootsies is a club that has prostitution going on there all the time (especially in the private VIP Rooms on the second floor). And they have signs there saying no prostitution allowed but what I found out is that doesn't mean that prostitution doesn't go on there.

"I could feel a real connection going on between me and her"
That means she did her job.

"She told me that she didn't have a Facebook account when I knew her 13 years ago."
Or she just doesn't want to give it to you.

Find a new white girl with long blond hair and big fake boobs in her 30s. You won't lack for them.

Any updates with what happened during your lawsuit against Cheetah a couple of years ago?

And that girl that I was talking was working for The Cheetah in Atlanta and she moved back to Miami to work in Miami clubs.

Once in a while we get a thread where hoping it's just a troll is the glass-half-full scenario (for the sake of the dancers anywhere near the OP).

And here we are.

What happen in that lawsuit was that we had a court hearing in Magistrate Court because I filed a motion transfer the case to Superior Court. I had to face The Cheetah's staff members and their lawyer at that court hearing and they really pissed off that I was suing them and making them have to defend themselves since I was taking them to court. This lawsuit went on for about a year and I had a court hearing just me and the judge and their lawyer. After several meeting that they had with their lawyer they I found out that they were having meetings with their lawyer about countersuing me. I then got a phone call from the lawyer telling me that if I took that lawsuit and farther that they would countersue me for their lawyers fees and the claims that they were going to make against me which was going to me in the tens of thousands of dollars. He then offered me a deal that i dismissed the lawsuit that they would not pursue countersuing me. So I reluctantly took the deal and dismissed the lawsuit in order for them not to countersue me.

OP is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

If you and her were truly in love as you claim the two of you would have kept in touch or you would have at least known some mutual friends that could help you get in contact with her. The fact that you are asking random strangers on a strip club discussion board to help you find her 14 years later just screams that you are a stalker. For all we know you are the reason that she fled the state of Georgia and moved to Miami.

How about this, instead of asking us to help you find her maybe you should just post your real name and phone number on here and if anyone knows her they can give her your information and she can call you if she wants to talk.

I saw her last week in a crack house down the road from the old orange bowl site. She asked about you after shooting up. She wears diapers now due to permanent incontinence. Her dealer usually knows where she's at. Ask for skeezy. Works 25th st and 2nd ave.

Just to summarize here...

You were in love with this Brittney and she blew you off to go attend to other customers. You then responded by verbally lashing out at her in such a way that got you banned from the club. After that, you tried to sneak back in to the club wearing a disguise and were denied entry, to which you responded with a frivolous lawsuit. Only after the threat of a counter suit became real did you back down. Now, you're back at it trying to locate this poor girl you attacked in the club?

Get help. Leave that poor girl alone. And for the sake of all the other strippers and strip clubbers, stay the fuck out of strip clubs. You clearly lack the emotional intelligence to process that sort of stimuli.

Does anybody know about what goes on at Tootsies? I fucked a girl in the private VIP Room in the second floor of the club. What I saw over there is that most of the girls there have sex for money so I could fuck any girl that I want to fuck over there for a price negotiated between me and the entertainer. Now I was wonder if prostitution goes on in all the Miami strip clubs. Can I fuck those girls at E11Even, Gold Rush (formerly Wonderland), Playmates, or Club Madonna or is Tootsies the only club that I can fuck those girls at?

That wasn't the girl that that incident happen with that got me banned from The Cheetah in Atlanta. That was another girl that incident happen with. Brittney wasn't even working at The Cheetah in the ATL anymore and moved back to Miami at the time that incident happened.

whodey said "How about this, instead of asking us to help you find her maybe you should just post your real name and phone number on here and if anyone knows her they can give her your information and she can call you if she wants to talk."

Fun fact... this is the same guy who willingly doxxed himself here 2 years ago while discussing his lawsuit against Cheetahs in Atlanta.

For what it's worth, there's a strong chance that the OP is not getting the right level of care. Just my opinion, of course, based on those threads and all that followed.

Also, this thread is “Exhibit A” as to why we should not connect dancer’s names to extras in reviews. Or never mention their real names either.

And one of the things that The Cheetah's lawyer told me when we had this conversation about this lawsuit was that he told me to get help because he said this is a sign of a mental health issue for me to have sued those people with a frivolous lawsuit and that I tried to deceive them with disguise.

Just a quick question to you OP
Have you ever heard the expression oversharing?

You are!

What happens in a strip-club stays in a strip-club. One needs to know the difference b/w the-real-world and strip-club-fantasy-world and not get the two confused/intermingled. Don’t go looking for anything real in a strip-club – strip-clubs are just meant for entertainment – similar to watching a movie, strip-clubs are mostly make-believe.

When one is in a strip-club one is on their-turf and one needs to act accordingly and adjust to the environment one is in which in the case of strip-clubs it is different than almost any other environment the avg person is used-to – strip-clubs have their set of “unwritten rules” one learns w/ experience and it’s futile to try and get strip-clubs to be/act the way one thinks they should be.

If you want a girlfriend, or wanna find love, don’t go looking for that in a strip-club – the dancers are there to do their job and make-a-living – they are not there to find a boyfriend and one should respect their privacy – if you can’t find love/a-girlfriend in the real-world don’t expect to find one in a strip-club – 99% of guys that think the found-love/can-find-love in a strip-club end-up being taken-advantage-of.

So Papi you live in Miami and you have been to a lot of Miami strip clubs. Can you tell me which strip club in Miami I can find her in? When I go back to Miami I will definitely go back to Tootsies and pay some money to fuck a girl in the private VIP Rooms on the second floor of the club. One question that I need answered is can I fuck those girls at E11Even or Gold Rush or Club Madonna or Playmates or Scarlett's or is Tootsies the only strip club in Miami that I can pay money to fuck those girls? I need somebody to answer that question because I'm saving up money to go back to Miami and go to strip clubs over there.

Suggestion to OP, (or anyone else) before attempting to go into a club where you've been banned, research "Bobby valentine New York mets disguise." Guaranteed you'll be past the security and banging the strippers in no time.

What I was told about the reason why she moved back to Miami and started working at those Miami strip clubs is because she can make more money in Miami than she can in Atlanta. I found that to be true when I went to Tootsies and spent $3,000 to fuck an entertainer over there. She can make more money in Miami than in Atlanta because the strip clubs there are more expensive in Miami than in Atlanta. Especially the private VIP Rooms in Miami are more expensive than in Atlanta is one thing that I found out. But I need that question answered if I can pay those girls to have sex with them in any other Miami strip club like Gold Rush or E11Even or Club Madonna or is Tootsies the only strip club in Miami that I can pay money to fuck those girls. Somebody please answer that question for me.

Because if I find that girl that I posted that discussion about in any of the Miami strip clubs I'm going to pay money to fuck her in the private VIP Rooms. So I need to know if I can fuck those girls at any Miami strip club if I pay them money to get to fuck them. So somebody please answer that question for me.

"this is a sign of a mental health issue for me to have sued those people with a frivolous lawsuit and that I tried to deceive them with disguise." That is very true. Take that as a sign you need to avoid strip clubs until you get the professional mental health treatment you need.

Hopefully somebody from Cheetah's in Atlanta sees this and warns the clubs in Miami about this guy. All of the clubs in Miami, and everywhere else for that matter, need to have a picture of this guy posted to keep him out. He is nothing but a deranged man that is going to cause way more trouble than he is worth for any strip club he is allowed in.

Imcall1140 said "So Papi you live in Miami and you have been to a lot of Miami strip clubs. Can you tell me..."

No one is going to tell you anything. You're clearly not well. I mean, even on the TUSCL spectrum, you're not well.

"And one of the things that The Cheetah's lawyer told me when we had this conversation about this lawsuit was that he told me to get help because he said this is a sign of a mental health issue for me to have sued those people with a frivolous lawsuit and that I tried to deceive them with disguise."

Considering it was their lawyer, you got some pretty solid advice there.

You guys don't know the whole story of what type of relationship that me and Brittney had. She explicitly told me that she had a crush on me and gave me her phone number which was a sign that she liked me. She told me that I was so cute and that she loved me and she always said that words "I love you" every time I went to see her. She by far is my favorite stripper of all time. She was a special girl to me. I remember when me and Brittney first me she had instant attraction to me. And I fell so madly in love with her that whole time that I knew her. And she was not the girl that I yelled at when that incident happened at The Cheetah because she left that club by then to move back to Miami because she could make more money over there. I did not drive her out of Georgia the reason why she left is because she could make more money in Miami than she could in Atlanta so let's make that perfectly clear. And another thing is that I need somebody to answer my question if I can pay those girls to have sex with them and pay the bouncers to allow that type of stuff to go on in any strip club in Miami or is Tootsies the only club that operates this way? If I can fuck those girls in any of the Miami strip clubs I would definitely want to pay her anything that she would ask for to fuck her in a private room and pay a tip to the bouncer to turn a blind eye to what's going on in those private rooms.

"he said this is a sign of a mental health issue for me"
You don't lack for signs of mental health issues.
You need a psychiatrist, not a dancer.

"She explicitly told me that she had a crush on me and gave me her phone number which was a sign that she liked me."
Look up "stripper shit" in the site glossary.
You're a customer who caught feels.

Imcall1140 said "And another thing is that I need somebody to answer my question if I can pay those girls to have sex with them and pay the bouncers to allow that type of stuff to go on in any strip club in Miami... ?"

No. No you cannot.

It sounds like you guys haven't been to the Miami strip clubs to know what goes on there. Papi is a Miami local and has been to many Miami strip clubs so he knows what goes on in those Miami strip clubs. The only strip club in Miami that I have been to is Tootsies and I was taken upstairs to the second floor and the entertainer that took me up there offered me sex in those private rooms. In exchange I had to pay the bouncer a tip for full privacy for the bouncer to not walk back there so that me and the entertainer could have sex back there without the bouncer intervening. So I know for a fact that prostitution goes on at Tootsies. In fact my impression of that place is that it's a whorehouse and most of the girls that work there have sex for money.

I know I shouldn’t say this, for fear of encouraging someone who’s not mentally well, but I have to. For $3,000, you can probably fuck any stripper in any club anywhere.

^ Maybe not if the stripper has read this thread.
OP, go fuck thyself.

"She told me that I was so cute and that she loved me and she always said that words "I love you" every time I went to see her."

Lets look at a few questions to determine if she was really in love with you. How many times did you see her in any setting other than the strip club? Did she introduce you to her family? Did you take her to meet your family? How many times a week did the two of you go out for a meal together? How often did the two of you spend the weekend together at each other's homes? Did she buy you gifts for Christmas and your birthday?

This is a classic troll. Not idiots like sjg and icey with axes to grind on a titty site, but a guy who says whatever to get you to keep replying. He wins the bet with his buddy based on the number of replies or length of time the thread runs. It is 100% made up. The stupidity of his tone is bait to annoy you and get you to post.

^ No. It's actually not that. I wish that it was.

You know that what I was trying to do with that lawsuit was get their attention that I don't agree with their decision to ban me. I never did agree with that decision and I never will agree with that decision. All that suing them really did was just piss them off even more because they had to get their lawyers involved and insert their defenses when they filed their answer to my lawsuit that what I did to get banned from there was that I stalked one of their entertainers. Even suing them didn't make them budge one bit and all it really did was just piss them off even more. In one of the court hearings their lawyer even said that they think that I'm a security risk to their business.

Based on the OP’s comments in this discussion, I think it’s best if nobody provides him with any useful information to find the dancer.

This guy has many issues, and none of those issues will be solved by locating the dancer (who he thinks loves him).

To begin, I recommend learning basic sentence structure and punctuation.

Don’t be a stalker - it is creepy and it’s sad!

There are some things that don't make sense. Why would The Cheetah have needed to hire a lawyer when I was suing them for $0? And another thing that doesn't make sense that I was going to bring up in court until they made me drop that lawsuit is that it doesn't make any sense for this to be a permanent ban when the entertainer that they claim that I stalked and scared and intimidated doesn't work there any more. So since she doesn't work there anymore it doesn't make any sense for them to still not want me in their club when they were trying to protect her from my threatening behavior in the club. The real name of that former entertainer is Sarah Oliver and she worked under the name of Jenn while she worked at The Cheetah in Atlanta. I follow her Instagram page and watch her video stories on Instagram everyday. I made some angry and abusive comments on The Cheetah's Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter pages because I have been so mad at those people for banning off of their property and they blocked me from following them on their social media pages. I even told their lawyer that I sued them to show them I have been holding a vendetta against them this whole time because they banned me and he said that this is scary behavior for me to have sued them with a frivolous lawsuit and that's scary behavior to be holding a vendetta against those people for years and that this not healthy to be holding a vendetta against those people just because they banned me. So that's probably one of the reasons why he hold me that I need to see a psychiatrist and get some help.

===> "So that's probably one of the reasons why he hold me that I need to see a psychiatrist and get some help."

Sounds like good advice to me.

This thread is going to be attached as an exhibit in the club’s motion for a restraining order. I don’t admire the OP’s persistence at all. He’s got 50 responses telling him to back the fuck off, but in his mind a lawsuit seeking to fulfill a vendetta is normal. Why oh why don’t the lawyers understand?

Well can somebody answer this question about why The Cheetah in Atlanta had to hire a lawyer when I sued them when I was only suing them for $0?

Okay Imcall ape, the reason nobody is answering your question is that there is a lot to unpack in this thread. You started out by saying Brittany was 39 and she was working like 14 years ago. My question for you is: were you were extrapolating from her age 14 years ago or if she is now 53?

Now, there is nothing wrong with bein’ 53 but I’m just sayin’ the stripper lifestyle puts miles on a woman. Kinda like a rick drivin’ a car puts miles on said car. It would be one thing if they could freeze hairless apes so they stop aging but if that were possible I’d be going down to the store sayin’ “can I have some frozen collard greens and oh yeah thaw out a sexy female hairless ape for me.”

Anyhoo, I digress. I’m just sayin’ that maybe we resolve the Brittany issues before goin’ crazy for the $0 lawsuit. However, the $0 lawsuit does raise a question: is your lawyer Skifredo?

Rick you got that wrong she was 26 13 years ago at the time that I knew her and had that relationship going on with her so right now at this very moment she is 39. At that age not all strippers are retired from that lifestyle. Brittany was crazy about me when we had love that love fling going on. She even told me about a dream that she had about me. If you guys won't help me find her in Miami then I'll try to find her there myself. The hard part about finding her in Miami is that I don't know which strip club in Miami that I can find her at. I don't know which strip club in Miami she went to work at after she left Atlanta and moved back to Miami. I have a feeling she went work at one of those upscale clubs like Tootsies or Gold Rush or E11Even. But considering the fact that she is 39 years old now I don't even know if she is even retired from that lifestyle of being a stripper by now for me to even find her at any of the Miami strip clubs. Next time I go to Miami I'm going to check out 3 clubs over there and that is Tootsies, Gold Rush, and E11Even hoping that I'm going to find her working at one of those clubs and hoping that I can even pay money to even fuck her in one of the private VIP Rooms in a Miami strip club if I see her working at any of those clubs.

And for your information me and Brittany even kissed on the lips a couple of times. That was a sign that she was indeed crazy about me. Strippers don't usually fall in love with their clients but that one did. That one fell in love with me and I know that for a fact. I wasn't even looking for love at a strip club when me and Brittany first met and it just happened that we fell in love when we knew each other at the strip club that she worked at in Atlanta when she was 26 at that time and I was 25 at that time 13 years ago.

Please let this thread die.

Sounds like the OP has it all figured out. This thread is now officially CLOSED

Don’t listen to these cynical old goats IMA. They wouldn’t know true love if it bit them in their saggy Boomer asses. They don’t remember what it feels like to carry the depth of feelings that a younger motivated man like yourself carries into this world.

I’m sure that your romance was absolutely genuine and that she felt the same way you did, even after you paid her. I can only imagine those oh-so-sweet nights in the VIP room of the club, where you shared so much passion with this incredible women while songs like “I’m In Love With a Stripper” and “Girls, Girls, Girls”, among so many other sweet melodies, played in the background.

Don’t let her decisions to move over 600 miles and never contact you again make you feel like she didn’t really want you. Sometimes gals get confused and it sounds like she was going through a transitional time in her life. Did nobody on here ever see “There’s Something About Mary”? After our hero hired a private detective to track her down, she was still confused about her feelings until she finally learned just how great a guy he was. She even blew off Brett Favre for him!

So don’t give up man and psychological help my ass! Extreme dedication is not the same as deranged fixation, am I right or am I right? True love knows no boundaries and no time limits. She may be sitting somewhere now on her second divorce, with 3 children from 2 different baby daddies, just waiting for someone like you to come back into her life and sweep her off her feet.

Just let your heart be your guide and go get em tiger! Hire a PI if you must, but don’t let her just slip away from you, whether she thinks she wants to or not!

Red, I realize that your were posting tongue-in-cheek and that's some funny stuff. But maybe we shouldn't encourage crazy here. I'm not sure I'd trust this guy to pick up on the humor.

Just when you think Imcall1140 can't be any more of a creepy stalker he goes and puts the full name of the poor girl he stalked before.

Hopefully @founder deletes this thread (or at least that post) to protect this poor girl.

Nobody should give this fucker any answers to any question he ever asks on here.