If you were a SC owner...

So many choices…

“Pickles”

“Tiger Woods Favorite Sports Bar” - might run into legal issues there

“Tiggle Bitties”

“Entrance In Rear”

“PL’s” (code for ‘pathetic loser’s)

^^^ I like that "PL's". But that might turn off the 22 year old first time clubber. "I'm not a fucking pathetic loser, fuck this place!" kind of response?

Debutantes

Little Tragas

Fappers

No Man Left Behind

Sad Sacks

Slop Tops

Boners

Liquor in Front, Poker in Rears

$20 Bare Anal from Desertscrub's Sister and Mom

The Pocket Pussy

^Tetradon that is a great name, but I don't think Scrub would appeciate all the men coming to his house.

Work - that way none of the customers would be lying when they told their wives that they are going to be home late because they have to stay at Work for a couple of extra hours.

^Good one, you can have all the strippers dress like secretaries to match the theme.

Sharon is Karen. I was also considering opening a restaurant next to a hooters where all the servers were butt ass naked. I’m gonna call it Cooters.

Back in the day we called it the Ballet
So all you PLs can tell your significant others “Honey me and the boys are going to The Ballet”

I knew this was gonna produce some good answers…. I haven’t been disappointed so far I’m sure the best is still to cum. Lol.

Tits-R-Us

Similar to whodey’s “Work”, I’d go with “No Idea”.

Her (on the phone): “Honey, where are you at?”
Him: “No Idea.”

the korova milf bar

One of the funniest things a stripper told me… this was a non extras club and this guy was trying to get her to give him a handy in the lapdance area. He failed at trying to talk her into it and told her “well I guess I’ll just go home and play my BANJO.” She was like ???? And he said “you know: Bare Ass Naked Jerking Off.”

“The Happiest Place on Earth”

(For the heterosexual gentleman with money, power and the freedom to do as he likes, purely for the sake of pleasure and for the health of his body and mind...)

:D

Funbags!

Wintergreen Elephant

"A Meeting", as in,

"Honey, I'm sorry. I was at a meeting that ran until 10:00 o'clock, and I have to go back tomorrow."

The LION’S den

It’s a roaring good time.

BTW Ben Franklin Ape, I knew a Wintergreen Elephant back when I still lived in tha NC. She sold hallucinogens to other elephants. And sometimes hippos. Ever see a hippo trippin’ balls? It ain’t pretty my friend. ROAR!!!

The Sperm Bank (high mileage club)

Shadowcat's Corner.

Icey's Revenge

The Shill, so whenever it gets reviewed Scrub can't call it a shill review anymore.

The Burlington Hand Factory. Although that’s already the well-earned nickname for the Playhouse, Burlington, NJ

Copy the name of one my favorite college bars, “He’s Not Here”.

Big Dicks Only, to keep Scrub out.

Emerson's. As in, "Knock-Knock", "Who's There", "Emerson", "Emerson who?", "Emerson big titties!" We'd sell t-shirts with Knock Knock on the front.

^
That’s not a knock-knock joke. Do you want to hear a real knock-knock joke? A lion knock-knock joke? Well…if you don’t it sucks to be you because Imma tell my lion knock-knock joke:

Lion walks up to the door of random hairless ape and knocks, saying “knock-knock”

Hairless ape on the inside asks “Who’s there”

Lion says “A frickin’ lion!”

Hairless ape asks “A frickin’ lion who?”

Then I reply “A frickin’ lion who is out of his drivin’ whiskey. Imma comin’ in to raid your liquor cabinet and you better have good bourbon because if you don’t Imma send you down to the store to buy me some…you got a problem with that, wildebeest?”

It’s funny because I get free drivin’ whiskey that way. ROAR!!!

Tom's home for wayward girls:-P

My first thought is The Jiggly Room, but that's probably trademarked.

Maybe similar to the Ballet answer 25 gave. The Library, Office, Bookstore, Gym, Therapist, Dry Cleaners, something along those lines. There is an Office down in Miami. Or maybe go with a TV/Movie reference like Likety Splits or Bada Bing. I also always kinda like "Woody's" in Islamorada, but I'd change the spelling to "Woodies."

I would name it IHOP so people think you're talking about pancakes.

^ I think people would be looking for one legged dancers.

^They would only find lots of beasts with two backs