If you were a SC owner...
Mike Rotch
Just for shits and giggles, if you ever became the owner of a strip club, what would you name it?
I would name mine The Usual Spot, so dudes can talk about it in front of their wives/girlfriends without arousing suspicion.
I would name mine The Usual Spot, so dudes can talk about it in front of their wives/girlfriends without arousing suspicion.
Comments
last comment“Pickles”
“Tiger Woods Favorite Sports Bar” - might run into legal issues there
“Tiggle Bitties”
“Entrance In Rear”
“PL’s” (code for ‘pathetic loser’s)
Debutantes
Little Tragas
Fappers
No Man Left Behind
Sad Sacks
Slop Tops
So all you PLs can tell your significant others “Honey me and the boys are going to The Ballet”
Her (on the phone): “Honey, where are you at?”
Him: “No Idea.”
(For the heterosexual gentleman with money, power and the freedom to do as he likes, purely for the sake of pleasure and for the health of his body and mind...)
"Honey, I'm sorry. I was at a meeting that ran until 10:00 o'clock, and I have to go back tomorrow."
It’s a roaring good time.
BTW Ben Franklin Ape, I knew a Wintergreen Elephant back when I still lived in tha NC. She sold hallucinogens to other elephants. And sometimes hippos. Ever see a hippo trippin’ balls? It ain’t pretty my friend. ROAR!!!
That’s not a knock-knock joke. Do you want to hear a real knock-knock joke? A lion knock-knock joke? Well…if you don’t it sucks to be you because Imma tell my lion knock-knock joke:
Lion walks up to the door of random hairless ape and knocks, saying “knock-knock”
Hairless ape on the inside asks “Who’s there”
Lion says “A frickin’ lion!”
Hairless ape asks “A frickin’ lion who?”
Then I reply “A frickin’ lion who is out of his drivin’ whiskey. Imma comin’ in to raid your liquor cabinet and you better have good bourbon because if you don’t Imma send you down to the store to buy me some…you got a problem with that, wildebeest?”
It’s funny because I get free drivin’ whiskey that way. ROAR!!!