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13 years ago
"Now, you're going to have to resort to making a couple bills a night giving out $40 b.... wait - forget that thought. Your too young"
No motorhead, we must encourage them! Please finish what you were saying.
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13 years ago
Rod, those tits are authentic!
Clamheart, Hef actually made them do re-shoots because the first set looked so bad. Like samurai said, they did all they could.
A million dollars aint what it used to be.
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13 years ago
I can't believe you let her take it! To much she could do to fuck you over. On the other hand, could be what shadow said.
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13 years ago
OMG! Diz iz my furst time c'ing founder post sumtin!
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13 years ago
One of those silhouette shows, no I haven't. I get it though. It's just another style of striptease. The shower thing is to tease you by making you watch the girl take a shower, without really getting to see her.
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13 years ago
Smh. This aint Stripperweb, bang. Don't sweat it.
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13 years ago
I'm sure she'd appreciate you sharing that message with us too CT.
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13 years ago
Wow Heidi & co., it was a joke. Gentlemen or not, guys make filthy jokes. Yeah some jokes are worse than others, but a joke nonetheless.
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13 years ago
C size D.
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13 years ago
"But I am interested ONLY in uncovered FS."
And Bareback was never to be heard from again.
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13 years ago
Valets = Lot supervisors
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13 years ago
What I do is cut the top off the condom so the head is uncovered when I put it on. Kinda like a cock sleeve.
Seriously though, what's disturbing is guys trying to fuck them wihout condoms. I know condoms suck, but they're a necessary evil.
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13 years ago
Tape a $20 to your forehead.
I'm starting to believe that old guy stuff. My ex told me she likes older guys now(35+) because they're the only ones who can fuck better than me. I hate that bitch.
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13 years ago
Lol. Clubber is channeling Dr.Seuss.
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13 years ago
Sweatpants and no undies can turn them off? If a dancer is turned off by this, she's not what I'm looking for anyway. Your girl wearing a skirt with no panties could be very hot, but if it's the kinda place that frowns on sweats/commando, skirt/commando might not be the right move.
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13 years ago
skeets35,
And here I thought I was just paying for the dances. If that's the case, I got some good deals:"Buy 2 lap dances and get complimentary sex multiple times".
If you go to Mcdonalds and buy a McRib(just the sandwich, nothing else) and in your bag you find an order of fries with that sandwich, are the fries considered free?
Shit, looking at things from your perspective, is anything free?
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13 years ago
"Is your dick real?"
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13 years ago
To fill her pussy with cum you would have to fuck unprotected, unless you just take the condom off when you finish, put said condom back in her(open end first), and empty it inside of her. Either way, no thanks.
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13 years ago
Doc, strippers strike me as shark people.
yankee428 said it best.
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13 years ago
Yeah, I think it's the air bj move, it's kind of weird. I bet the look on their face when they do that to the wrong guy is priceless. One sniffed my shirt a couple weeks ago too. Said she liked the fresh laundry smell.
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13 years ago
I've had 3 strippers for free and 1 P4P. I never did anything special, I don't buy gifts, I don't dress up, I bought dances just like everyone else, I'm pretty sure my convo skills aren't all that(compared to the more "experienced" in life here at this board). It always starts with them being surprised by my dick, but I'm not the only one with a big cock and I know there are bigger out there.
I'm always cool, I'm always myself, and I'm never trying to impress any girl. Maybe that's it...they like that I don't give a fuck(in a good way). I am young(23), but I don't know how much that has to do with it. I do smoke weed, and I smoked with 2 of them...maybe that's it! Most people who smoke weed like having someone cool to smoke with. Start smoking, and see if one wants to smoke with you. Although I never supplied the weed either, they always bring it.
Shit, maybe I just got lucky(it's like that sometimes)! I'm currently working on a 4th and she actually invited me to smoke with her. I'll let you know if I fuck her or not.
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13 years ago
The only thing funny about this is the pic of Doc in troops profile pic. I get it though, some guys don't joke when it comes to their moms. Doc obviously picked the wrong person, but going any further than having words on a website is too far. That psycho shit isn't cool. Either go all the way and fight it out, or let it go.
Still, lol at the pic.
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13 years ago
LMAO! I don't even like condoms during sex, I can't imagine getting a lapdance wearing one.
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13 years ago
Holy Shit!
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13 years ago
"Spearmint Rhino
The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth."
LMFAO! I now know this club by one name...The Modified Screwnicorn.