Just took a look at the Top 100. The Vegas Rhino has sunk to #44, way behind the Dallas Rhino at #10 and the Rialto locale at #16. Is this a sign TUSCL is educating strip club goers?
I surely hope so. I had a terrible, and yet expensive, experience at the Vegas Rhino, never to go back again (see my review of 04/02/2010). If I can save some other PL from blowing his bucks on a similarly disappointing time, then my life will have not been for naught.
Agreed. Your best bet at this place is to walk in, check out the amazing array of eye candy for 5 minutes, then leave. After the initial awe of the never ending view of near flawless ass, reality sets in. Extremely expensive, terrible lap dances, and the biggest hustle factor of the 30 or so clubs I've been to in this country. The word overrated does not begin to explain it. Unfortunately my last visit there a few years ago was before I found TUSCL. Would have saved a lot of money.
Gotta disagree guys...I've rarely had a bad time in the Rhino in Vegas. Sure there's hustle but surely you get that and the odd bad dance at most places? I don't have the benefit of having been to a lot of clubs and places in the U.S. but surely when you go to Vegas you know most things are more expensive?
I spend a lot more in clubs and on OTC and escorts than I would ever do anywhere else but I go there in the expectation that I am going to blow a shit load of money.
Like LG said, unless the Rhino in Vegas has taken a major nose dive it's definitely near the top. If you want to test drive a dancer for lower $$ you can always get one on the main floor. It shouldn't be your cleanup club for the evening unless you're doing takeout, but it's a must see if you're hitting clubs in that neck of the woods. Just like anyplace else, YMMV.
I was curious about the name of the club and found this on urbandictionary.com 1.
Spearmint Rhino
The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth.
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spearmint rhino
the act of performing anal after receiving a peppermint fattie
my girlfriend was giving me a peppermint fattie and i rolled her over and gave her a spearmint rhino
Seriously, last two times I visited the Rhino, I was literally mugged at the door by dancers and had to fight for my wallet. The lap dances were uniformly lousy in the VIP and bench area and none of the staff gave a shit about providing good service. And the women? C'mon, they weren't that good looking in comparison to similar venues in Las Vegas- nothing you couldn't get for less bullshit than OG, Club Paradise, Treasures, etc... If you're looking for takeout, the menu is infinitely better elsewhere as well.
I think the only place in Las Vegas that's more over-rated would be Smith & Wollensky's or the stinking pile of vomit they call The Hard Rock.
The Spearmint Rhino in Rialto, CA was mentioned as being a high-ranking club. It was one of my local clubs the last year I lived in California (2005). The Rhino got its start in L.A., then expanded to Las Vegs, and then the world! Its Rialto, CA location was its second ever club. (The first was just a small bikini bar in Upland, CA) and closed before I moved to Seattle in 2006.) At Rialto, it had (and probably still does) an elegant decor, beautiful girls, and some very private lap dance room for very reasonable prices. The city of Industry Rhino, was its next club and was also an excellent club to go to back then.
The Spearmint Rhino in Dallas is nice, decor wise, there were a lot of beautiful dancers, and it's the one and only time I got any extras. It was an unsolicited, unfinished hand job selling me into a private room, where I may have been able to do "whatever we want" for $500 an hour plus the bottle. I declined, she stopped, and the dances were $25 a piece plus 'another $30 we agreed upon for getting dirty.' 'We didn't agree on shit, bitch!' I paid her $80 and left.
So, the Spearmint Rhino in Dallas is nice and you can prob fuck an 8-9 stripper for a little less than a grand.
The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth."
LMFAO! I now know this club by one name...The Modified Screwnicorn.
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I spend a lot more in clubs and on OTC and escorts than I would ever do anywhere else but I go there in the expectation that I am going to blow a shit load of money.
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Spearmint Rhino
The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth.
2.
spearmint rhino
the act of performing anal after receiving a peppermint fattie
my girlfriend was giving me a peppermint fattie and i rolled her over and gave her a spearmint rhino
Seriously, last two times I visited the Rhino, I was literally mugged at the door by dancers and had to fight for my wallet. The lap dances were uniformly lousy in the VIP and bench area and none of the staff gave a shit about providing good service. And the women? C'mon, they weren't that good looking in comparison to similar venues in Las Vegas- nothing you couldn't get for less bullshit than OG, Club Paradise, Treasures, etc... If you're looking for takeout, the menu is infinitely better elsewhere as well.
I think the only place in Las Vegas that's more over-rated would be Smith & Wollensky's or the stinking pile of vomit they call The Hard Rock.
So, the Spearmint Rhino in Dallas is nice and you can prob fuck an 8-9 stripper for a little less than a grand.
The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth."
LMFAO! I now know this club by one name...The Modified Screwnicorn.