Comments by staxwell (page 29)

Not even with a dental dam! But that's because they kinda defeat the purpose. It would take some "getting to know" before I munch the box, but once we get to that point...I'll eat that peach...and the brown eye if it's clean enough!

November 5, 2012 isn't good for me, Juice. How about June 8, 2014? Will you be free then?

Shadow and clubber, this one's for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as3lbreE4r0 skip to 1:27 if you want to get straight to the point.

I like to lay it right over the top lip, so she looks like she's in a got milk ad.

Exactly, GoVikings! Shit's ridiculous. I hate when that happens, curiousgeorge. Fucking nightmare! Player11, how did you become a VIP at a strip club?

Lmfao Juice, you are now designated troll destroyer! Funny shit.

Brain, dome, Becky, blowies, sloppy toppy, Face sex, face fuck, mouth sex, mouth loving, head, skull, sucky sucky, straightening out?, slurpy slurpy, mouth-to-cock, cock-to mouth, cupping balls with tongue... That's all I got so far, I'll let you guys know if anymore come to mind. Oh wait...Cum-to-mind?

It doesn't make much of a difference in feeling to me. I think they look sexy though.

Whew, this is brutal! LOL I'm agreeing with Jester, as crazy as it is. Jester's response was A++. "Obviously", obviously doesn't begin with an "L". Turning your nose up at the working class and disrespecting the elderly...real nice Ms. Tiddys. This list of yours, has been written time and time again. Take this SHIT to stripperweb where it'll get more appreciation.

FUCK FOLLIES, it's the worst club ever!!!

LOL! "A big black dildo?...Xbox" that shit was funny. And Dave Matthews is the Shit!!!

"Doing strippers up the tailpipe" "ass full of my shit!" "suck that shit off" "It's an exit not an entrance" "analingus at the AMP" "saving anal" "women's POV" "Creampie surprise" "Ramming with abandon" THE ALL ANAL COLLECTION brought to you from the minds of TUSCL.

LMFAO this thread is funny as shit(no pun intended). "If she farts, is that a blow job?" ROTFL! Alucard, I agree with you, I enjoy the female asshole very much. But, I've yet to go balls deep in one. BTW, there are so many potential porn titles here in these posts.

P.S. COME AT ME BRO! Lol

Not a dreamworld Jester, just my world. "Extremely rare""Rare to no existent" In my experience, and the experience of others I know, It's more common than "Extremely rare". Rare: seldom occurring or found. Is this your definition? As you put it "Rare to no existent", meaning it's as likely to happen as seeing a Pinta Island tortoise, since they are "Rare to no existent". If a guy says he's dated someone do you just REALLY feel the need to tell him it wasn't real or that he was just a part of a business deal? There's a word for that right? Cynic! Am I using that right, Jester? Have you ever met someone that seemed to be limited in conversational skills, but when you ask them about work they can go on forever? That's probably because their lives revolve around work. It's all they know, and all they need to know. You haven't dated a stripper, so when you say the shit you say, you're not really speaking from experience. So that would make it more of a hypothetical statement then, huh? Did I use that right, Jester? And since when have most guys let "hang ups" stop them from doing shit? Are you saying most guys wouldn't date a stripper if given the chance? Ask around, it's more common than you think...Jester.

Anyone thinking it's rare just hasn't done it. People have this idea that strippers don't date customers, and if they do the guy has to be a piece of shit. This is just another stereotype. As I'm sure someone has argued before, strippers are people with emotions, desires, etc. just like everyone else (yeah, some are heartless bitches). Customers can become BF's and husbands, due to the fact the most of the girls lives revolve around the club. Yes, it may be hard for a girl to let that guy go as customer, but they do it. And for the guys who can't wrap their heads around it, saying that it's rare or that it's only a business relationship say that in an attempt to justify why they haven't "dated" any strippers (after starting as customers). "If you're a young guy, unemployed, with a criminal record, staying at her house rent free, enjoying frequent unprotected sex with her (and a couple of her friends/sister on the side), and generally treating her like shit while she supports your drug habit, then, yes, you're dating a stripper! Congrats!" @steve, would 3 out of 6 count?

EEW, Dirty Sanchez! LOL I guess it's safe to say, no one here has caught anything from BBBJ's.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints The sinners are much more fun" This^^just changed my life!

I was dating one, but she was SO over dramatic, I just didn't want to deal with it anymore. She (like most of these girls) was used to men bending and falling at her every word, and I just don't do that. I liked her, but I wasn't going to be her man-bitch, and she'd go crazy because of that. So I pulled out (double entendre) before things got out of control. Glad you found a good one Juice.

http://www.idontwannagrowup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-africa-kids-got-aids.jpg No, but really...COME ON MAN!!! On the other hand, she's still a normal person...LOL...like everyone else. So, there's a good chance you'll be fine. LOL! At least you got to enjoy sex the way it was meant to be enjoyed. Best of luck to you.

5. I'd fuck it. And when I say it, I'm not talking about the woman per se...more so, her vagina.

LOL, I love how they put the 1's in their pockets, in Shadow's story. Priceless!

40 dollars?!!! Sounds like a scene from The Hangover.

The funniest/weirdest shit I've seen, was when this DJ was playing a mix of slow R&B/sex songs. He started moaning into the microphone, and telling people what to do to the girls. He was either on X, or living out his fantasy of being a porn director for a day (maybe both). Either way, the shit was funny.

8!!! Yes!!! Would like to see her natural hair color though.