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funny ass shit we pay for !

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ok so the last time I clubbed (shit I feel like a crack head !) I saw the funniest thang ever......their was this 60 or 70 year old man (sorry shadow lol) that was chatting up this one hot little number.....then she was like you want a dance ? He was like sure ! Then when they got up this guy starts dancing and graps her and spins her and dipps her and all that jazz......she looked shoocked and just went with it......it made me laugh so hard and so happy I bought this guy 2 round of drinks and a 2 4 1......the way I looked at it I went for a good time and this guy gave me a good time lol ! So what has been some of the funniest shit you have seen/and or paid for ?

8 comments

  • staxwell
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    13 years ago
    The funniest/weirdest shit I've seen, was when this DJ was playing a mix of slow R&B/sex songs. He started moaning into the microphone, and telling people what to do to the girls. He was either on X, or living out his fantasy of being a porn director for a day (maybe both). Either way, the shit was funny.
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
  • JuiceBox69
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    13 years ago
    Stax that made me for real bust out loling ! I wish I could have been their I would have shit a brick !
  • JuiceBox69
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    13 years ago
    Shadow yes ido ! And its still a damn good read.....I'm just glad I got to see this I'm person ! It was truely funny !
  • Alucard
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    13 years ago
    Assuming I'm still alive when I reach the age of the 2 gents in shadow's story, I believe I'll remember what a lap dance is if some kind person takes me to a Strip Club when I can no longer manage on my own. And I'll want the hottest Dancer there. LMFAO
  • staxwell
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    13 years ago
    LOL, I love how they put the 1's in their pockets, in Shadow's story. Priceless!
  • gatorfan
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    13 years ago
    What's with all the shitting
  • thesamurai
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    13 years ago
    Funny story juice! I totally visualized the scene in my head and LMAO!

    And shadow I must have missed that when you originally posted it, glad you reposted, great story!
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