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13 years ago
Take it from a Stripper: Strippers are Awesome@addicted, thanks for putting it all back in perspective. That was helpful. [eyeroll]
Yes, strippers ARE awesome, except when they are not. And Mexican food is fantastic, except when it gives you the runs. And heavy metal bands are freaking cool, except when they suck.
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13 years ago
Being a Stripper without Doing "Extras"Damn keyboard. +1 fetish_dancer.
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13 years ago
Being a Stripper without Doing "Extras"=1, f_d.
Cogent, clear comments by rfcookie. This was especially on the money: "I would argue our marriage is better than most because I listen to unhappy husbands all night long, and I make an effort not to make the same mistakes I often hear about."
Amen, sister.
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13 years ago
The Fair Maiden Hmm, a bit autobiographical. Need to explore what the lush valley outside means. And the maiden is captive to what? The fear is a little nebulous: dragons and demons and maybe fear of the unknown. Do you feel (or felt) that something was restraining you, holding you back from achieving fulfillment? Were the demons real ones that you could identify? No need to put you on the couch here on this forum. Just some points to think about. Not that I fantasize about being a fair maiden, but the fears of being captive and the longing for better days are universal. Best wishes.
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13 years ago
Pathetic Losers AnonymousSurprising story, but no need to beat yourself up. She knows that you are basically unavailable, as is she. In order for her world to stay together, she has to rationalize you as the one exception--that she can say deserves the special treatment. If you no longer are the respectful, nice guy of integrity, then you fall back into the category of "all the rest" and she'll have to cut you off. She has already popped that cherry, so you need to continue the behavior that got you to that point. If you start acting like the rest, her rationalizations collapse, and it could get ugly. But still a healthy dose of skepticism should always be there, even though (this time) her story seems to bear out the truth. Lesson learned for me is that extra money for the supporting cast will probably open an extra door, if I can get that far.
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13 years ago
Yes, You Heard it Here. Entertainers DO Get Turned On While DancingMmm, butt massage. Okay, stiletto, so it doesn't get you off, but you do like it. I'll take that, at least. And your honesty is appreciated.
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13 years ago
That was the last straw: Boycotting Virginia clubsVirginia has always had roaming mobs of people that pummel you with their Bibles. I don't see the climate there ever changing. DC has some eye candy but you can't touch. Had a beautiful girl once try to seduce me with an awkward stroking my package with her knee. Couldn't believe it at the time, and I suppose that she thought that was the only thing she could get away with.
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13 years ago
Toronto in a NutshellWhat about moving the sofa? Did she wear one of those back supporter things that they wear at Home Depot? ;)
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13 years ago
Who Is Christal? I invite you to come on a short journey with me ....[Bullshit-o-meter redlining]
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13 years ago
Who Is Christal? I invite you to come on a short journey with me ....Stop it. Okay, just a little more.
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13 years ago
How Not to Take A Stripper Shopping - Part IINo need to get sensitive, mister mOOt. Evidently your PM buddies don't agree with me that your posts about this dim-bulb dancer are rated PG. Maybe I was way off the mark. Glad your wife got to feel the dancer's tits.
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13 years ago
Who Is Christal? I invite you to come on a short journey with me ....Meee-ow! Still love your pictures. Designing homes and painting and photography and ceramics? Let's get together and re-enact the potter's wheel scene from "Ghost". ;)
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13 years ago
How Not to Take A Stripper Shopping - Part IIUmm, I was waiting for the other shoe to drop and it never did. You may have picked the only shrinking violet in the club. I suppose it will be pretty great once you pop that cherry with her, but in the meantime it will probably be baby steps, if anything. If it doesn't do anything but get the missus revved up, I guess that's good for something. Hell, I'd even be willing to read about that. But to have these halting, cautious, school girl-like texts is a little painful to read--and sounds too much like the shit I get to deal with nearly all of the time from dancers.
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13 years ago
Laura's 3:00 PM Doctors AppointmentChristal, love your writing. Now that I know that you are "Laura", that adds another great layer to the story. I'm not sure you even look 35. Maybe I should write a story of my own for you. Your photos might provide some inspiration, my Indian princess. ;)
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13 years ago
How Not to Take A Stripper Shopping OR How to Build a Relationship While Strengthening Your MarriageI watched a guy buy many dances for his wife or SO one time. She started out being self-conscious, but the dancer kept going and after about the third song, it was one of the hottest things I had ever seen. And the guy kept buying, so of course we all had to keep watching. Has Mrs. mOOtpoint thought about dancing, too? I mean on the dancer, turning the tables. I wasn't thinking about a four-way, but now that you mention it. . .
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13 years ago
Laura's 3:00 PM Doctors AppointmentSo I'm trying to now parse the account of "Laura" and figure out which is the truth and which is the embellishment. She is 45 but looks like 35 and has 2 kids. She likes to wear white lace panties. She likes to seduce health care professionals with fellatio. She can cum several times in five minutes. Am I missing anything?
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13 years ago
Laura's 3:00 PM Doctors AppointmentI might choose a different chiropractor, but that's just me. I liked her outfit, though.
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13 years ago
The Pick-Up At The Disco - FantasyThe "enclosed pictures"? Huh?
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13 years ago
Building the Perfect Strip Club: Part 1 - The Overall FactorsI was able to talk a bartender at a juice bar into going to VIP. At the time I thought that it was a waste of possible talent to have her locked up behind the bar. I like your idea about getting them into play, or even better, getting dancers to bringing the sodas or water. If the house gets to pocket some of the sodas, maybe the dancer ought to get a cut for their trouble. I have seen old brick warehouses and have thought what would it take to rehab these, because nobody cares about the "community impact" when it is stuck in an old warehouse. If the location is chosen carefully, it can be pretty classy (maybe a speakeasy Prohibition-era look).
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13 years ago
Tampa Strip Club Owner Insults Rich People and RepublicansA blonde Sandra Bullock? Now that's hot.
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13 years ago
Tampa Strip Club Owner Insults Rich People and RepublicansFunny how the real spending power of the middle and lower classes has been eroded over the last 30 years, yet the true victims are the rich. I would think that wallowing in mounds of cash would give these people thicker skin, but I guess not. Foolish offhand comments made by a strip club owner now constitutes class warfare Warfare, really? I hate to break it to you moneybags out there, but you are lucky that the working class is so dispirited and dejected that they haven't gotten together and started rampaging through the country clubs. I don't think that people are too pleased right now with the moneyed class. The rich in this country are lucky that they are not getting pulled out of their limos and getting their asses kicked right there at the stoplight. When you are getting your house foreclosed, you can't find any job, your car is falling apart, you are carrying a pile of debt, and you are told that you have to go back to school to learn more computer skills (no, dammit, that's not me), you don't have a lot of patience for pampered whining. Ooops, I guess I just about pushed the nuclear detonator on class warfare again. So sorry.
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13 years ago
Passion of Two HeartsOkay. I can't tell if this was a recounting of an actual experience that you've had, Christal. Or if you have been thinking about what your ideal fantasy might be and thought you'd just put it in writing. Or if you have run across this story elsewhere and thought some old horndogs might enjoy it. If you are just exploring your erotic writing talents, keep writing, you have a vivid and creative way of writing. (There are just a few editing clean-ups.) If you have been out on the beach with white panties, well all I can say is what a lucky guy. You definitely had me hard and I was approaching the vicinity of thinking of having an organism.
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13 years ago
How not to be a Pathetic LoserThese are business transactions disguised as "relationships". It has always been, and never will be anything more than, all about the money. Her interest in you corresponded exactly with the income that flowed her way. Another cautionary tale.
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13 years ago
Stripper Love and Big MistakesI am bemused by the tsk-tsking going on by some of the posters. When the wife turns the dial down to 0 and leaves it there, what do you do? It would be nice to turn my dial down, too, but it is not that simple. Don't look at porn, don't go to strip clubs, don't look at other women, don't look out of the corner of your eye. If she could scramble my thoughts with a remote-controlled device, she'd do it. And I know what you're thinking, "For God's sake, just get out!" Well, when you have children, why am I the one required to take a hike when it is her problem? I want to be a full-time father to my children, and I don't want to be chased off like a stray dog. You can take your sanctimonious crap and go pack sand.
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13 years ago
popCleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Fun in New OrleansWent to a Bourbon St. club a few years ago, and had a fantastic set of lappers by a hot brunette. She offered to go upstairs for $430 and said we could do anything but insertion. I passed, but she made the offer quite enticing. The $20 lappers were well worth the money. At one point she stood up on her little ottoman stage thing, with my three fingers still in her, and danced a while, not missing a beat.