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13 years ago
But kumasdaisy is making money from somebody, and it most likely is not any TUSCL guys. We all have seen the slightly drunk guy or the loud table of young guys. Those are the type of guys that get a little naughty and think they have really seen the dark side. As for me, when you go to a hands-off no extras club because it is the only one around, you have to gear those expectations down so far that you have to be happy with a little incidental contact. Reality is a bitch. If I was ever able to go to a high end club with naked 10s who freely offered a full menu, my head would probably explode.
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13 years ago
Had a great lap dance years ago when the girl had on a long sequined gown and elbow-length gloves. She didn't take much off, just sat in your lap and did the best impression of a girl who wanted to fuck you and devour you.
Another time the girl did some slow grinding, nibbling through the pants, allowed lots of nipple sucking and fingering, did some kissing on my neck and ears, lots of stick shifting, even snuck her hand into my pants. She liked to position my dick so the head was barely peeking above the waistband and she covered it up with my shirt tail. Then she could sneak some quick licks and sucks. Drove me nuts.
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13 years ago
In many of the clubs I have been in, it is an unspoken rule that a girl will not hustle dances from the tip rail guys while another girl is dancing on stage. The rest of the crowd is fair game, however. On the rare occasions where I am at the tip rail but I see another hottie walking by and ask her for a dance, the walking girl will often leave a tip at the rail for the dancing girl. When I have asked about it, the walking girl will say that it is a rule of the club and is done as a courtesy. I think I saw one put down a ten one time, another time a one or five. Another time the walking girl refused and said that they couldn't take anybody away from the tip rail while a girl was dancing on stage.
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13 years ago
There it is. Not on the home page, but bumped down the discussion page. Now I can rest easier.
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13 years ago
I can't find it and I'm just looney. Sneezy can't find it either.
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13 years ago
What was the snack: pork rinds? Just kidding, your post was poignant, bo, and the life on the road of a stripper is a lonely one indeed. Yet one more stressor.
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13 years ago
PrimO, do they use the hand-over-hand technique when making a turn, or just use a single hand whip? Also, they can do damage if they turn too far, right?
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13 years ago
Stiletto, by God, I'll read it. The compound in the southern suburbs sounds a little suspicious. Didn't the neighbors wonder what these strange cars and frolicking women were doing? How do you rent a million dollar mansion? Walk in with a bag of cash? Anybody notice his criminal record? I'd believe that the club owners didn't know. On other threads, we have talked about how to keep your radar up during OTC encounters, and here's another example. These scumbags were ferrying the girls to the clubs and to OTC meetings. I guess when there is easy money to be made, some scumbag wants it. A jail rape for "Jell-o" might be poetic justice. I think any time that a dancer approaches another girl and suggests "her man" will take better care of her, there should be a huge red flag. Can never be too wary.
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13 years ago
Yeah, I'm thinking that she was speaking the truth about it being the best gift she was probably going to get. It just means that the bar is set kind of low and she knows it and regrets it. Until the boyfriend brings home some more dope.
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13 years ago
But be prepared that if it is you asking her, you may be entering into another realm of on-again, off-again, lots of excuses, prolonged stripper shit where you may never see the inside of a motel room with her but you think you are close for several months.
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13 years ago
Farmerart, Ke$ha was supposedly stuffing stacks of cash in the g-strings. So now there's two doing it.
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13 years ago
I agree with SuperDude. But it is curious that she appeared to give you some freebies the first time around. That's pretty rare. Even if she is trying to develop her stable, and you simply forgot to pay her, my experience is that they will chase you out to the parking lot if they have to in order to get paid. But don't ever think that cupid had anything to do with this meeting.
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13 years ago
Evidently, bull riding is a lonely profession. I thought is goofiest line was: "The plane within which Pearce is said to have pleasured himself bears tail number N843UA." Was that so that you would check the number before you stepped onto any United flight? Also, did the book-hitting cause him to spew? The 18-year-old has visited his myspace page numerous times since then. lol
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13 years ago
I have had dancers who wouldn't follow another dancer on my lap, because the first one was known to be "sweaty". (See the special sauce thread elsewhere.)
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13 years ago
But the reach in with the long fingernails can get a little dicey. ;)
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13 years ago
Almost all girls I've had leave it where they find it and only a couple have asked me to adjust things. I wished several of the dancers had moved it, since it was in a bad place and I was getting pinched, or the nuts were getting smashed. When i couldn't take it any longer, I tapped out and asked them to stop while I adjusted myself. I had a fave who would just reach in and move the saddle horn to where she wanted it, but that was her and she kind of thought she owned my body. No complaints from me.
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13 years ago
Yes, Jennifer Reyna is a hottie. Makes you wonder what she looks like without make-up. I'd have to resort to the Braille test to recognize her in the dark. But the deltalina chick has the best BJ lips.
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13 years ago
If you go to your favorite club and some of your favorite girls are not there, do you fold your tent and go home? Then you may be a PL. If you stay anyway and think what the heck, maybe some of these girls may be just as good or better. Then maybe you aren't. But beware that nearly all dancers think (privately) that every customer is a PL, otherwise they couldn't continue to do what they do.
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13 years ago
Steve, there are slight dom-sub overtones in there (you can't touch her quite yet and she knows that), but I'm right there with you, cowboy, on it being a turn-on. The biggest sex organ is the brain and you two are using yours. Does she look like Mila Kunis?
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13 years ago
Wow, Clubber, her husband helped you pull victory from the jaws of defeat. If it had been me that said it, there would have been a good 30 seconds of awkwardness. LOL Gatorfan wants to know if you still fucked her?
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13 years ago
I had a fave whose tease was that she was far more inclined to let me kiss the lips under her belt than the ones on her face. She would take her facial lips and slowly brush them against my lips, and just as I'd start to pucker just a bit, she'd pull away and tell me that the club doesn't allow it. She never did allow a full liplock, but did some quick pecks only. But she kept getting in close, allowing our lips to touch many times, I could feel her breath. And she'd love to grind on my face, with and without g-string. Go figure.
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13 years ago
I saw a stunner brunette one night a while back in the grocery store, who I guessed was a cheerleader for the local pro football team. No make-up, a pastel velour warm-up suit on, but still very hot. I desperately wanted to start up a friendly conversation. I had a grocery list with me. I went over and joined her at the cooler containing the soy milk and various other dairy alternatives. I spent a while looking at different cartons and with a befuddled look I turned to her and asked "Is there really a difference between soy milk and rice milk?" I thought maybe she would tell me about soy milk and why she liked it, or how it was good for her complexion, or how she tried rice milk once and didn't like it, or how she didn't drink it but was buying it for her boyfriend, etc. Instead she looked at me and said with that blonde dim-witted exasperation: "Soy milk is made out of soybeans and rice milk is made out of rice." She shook her head, as if to say "ya dumb fuck" and walked away.
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13 years ago
Now if only that dancer was certified as a toolpush. Hey, wouldn't most dancers want you to be the toolpush? Ba-dum-bum [crash]
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13 years ago
I've asked if they were a dancer and quickly added verbiage about their grace and fluidity, implying that they have had training in dance. But that question might be creepy or stalker-like in a library, less so in a bar. Most of the time they won't come right out and say they are strippers when they are in a civilian setting. But if you recognize their grace, and they've had training, they might admit to it and invite you to come see them at Club X. But they'd be a little wary of a stranger just walking up, so have very low expectations. The other extreme might be that they will say "no" and give you the body language of "buzz off". Chances of a moderately successful verbal interchange is probably 20%, so if you're the gambling type. . .
You probably shouldn't use as your opening gambit the line about her shoes. It's kind of like asking if a woman is pregnant; you better be right or she'll be pissed. And even if they are stripper shoes, she might not admit to it since it is a footwear faux pas to wear them in real life, kind of like wearing bowling shoes anywhere other than a bowling alley. If this was a non-stripper whose only rebelliousness was to wear stripper-looking shoes, you will piss her off with the question. And if she is not a stripper and you ask the question in the form of what you might think is a compliment ("You ought to be a stripper"), she'll still probably get pissed.