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13 years ago
"I left the club with a ruined tux covered with pussy glitter."
One of the greatest sentences I have read on TUSCL! It just struck me as hilarious. I will carry that mental picture around all day.
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13 years ago
I have limited experience with "pop shops", but have found that a little lubrication helps the dancers loosen up.
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13 years ago
I have one fave who wears long gowns sometimes even though no one else in the club does. She is classy enough to pull it off and I like it on her, but don't think it's a good idea for every stripper.
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13 years ago
I don't mind well done tats as long as there are not so many as to overwhelm her attractiveness. Like GMD, I like the overall look of a girl. There are stunners with tats and stunners without tats. IMO, her physical and mental interaction with me are more important than whether she has ink or not.
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13 years ago
Humans are tactile creatures, so the smooth skin is a definite plus for me. I do sometimes like tracing the tattoos though especially if they are interesting and well done. Like GMD, I like to feel the well toned stomach and back.
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13 years ago
I love a girl with a sense of humor, so I loved (using a Tony Montana voice and pulling down her panties) "Say hello to my little friend"
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13 years ago
(insert joke about donut holes here)
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13 years ago
Steve, I find the kissing thing strange too. On the other hand, the "private dancer" from my previous article, gave up on her DFK ban when the FS started.
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13 years ago
As Rodney Carrington would say... SHOWEM
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13 years ago
As I recently discovered it is not always about the money. Just be sure you know what you want before you decide what to do.
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13 years ago
I figure if it makes her happy, she makes me happy.
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13 years ago
Like GMD, I like them all as long as they're fresh, sweet, and available.
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13 years ago
I've got to say I kind of like the "titty bar" better than the "gentleman's club" I like the relationships and mileage more readily available in the smaller dives.
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13 years ago
In 1978, I went to a Nashville club with a friend the night before he got married. I did like the topless dancers, but there were no lap dances and we got thrown out within 15 minutes when he grabbed a girls ass when she walked by. I was not impressed and didn't go back to a club till last December. Things have changed! I could kick myself for the number of times I drove by the old Tunica Cabaret without stopping.
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13 years ago
Got her number after the 1st dance then got one more UHM dance. Next visit to the club didn't happen at the club.
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13 years ago
I saw this the day after I went to Christie's and spent 16 fucking dollars for admission and two drink coupons on a slow Sunday night. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Well, I did get a nice OTC offer out of the visit. C'est la vie.
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13 years ago
If you have a smartphone, use Google Voice for Android or textfree for iphone. The cost is zero and it also adds another layer of insulation between you and the girl.
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13 years ago
Stiletto, I knew I liked you. There's more to you than meets the eye, and what meets the eye is pretty damn good.
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13 years ago
shadowcat, either you are a better man than me or there are some repercussions on using those flights. I would be a bartering SOB in your shoes. Quid Pro Quo baby!
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13 years ago
Sounds like fun to me!
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13 years ago
@clubber, I have considered coming to the ING Miami Marathon. Hmm, "I'm imagining two endurance athletes here" now that sounds like fun. I bet "N" is nice to look at if she has enhancements. Marathon runners tend not to carry any extra fat.
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13 years ago
I hear you bum. I also ski, not avidly but can handle the diamonds, and you can't even find a decent strip club anywhere close to the slopes. Strippers seem to be warm weather creatures.
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13 years ago
I find that I have had much better times with dancers around 30. The kids are fun to look at and play with, but for serious action, I stick with the grown-ups. They are less likely to fuck around with fucking around.
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13 years ago
Wait... you mean there are whores in strip clubs? How could I have missed this?
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13 years ago
Make private dances PRIVATE. But I would still want some way for the girl to get help if she needed it.