BEST OPENING LINE

"Is any one flirting with you?"

I got a money back gurantee one time! And no I did not want my money back she was good

"I can make you cum"

Her: "Have you cum yet?" Me: "No." Her: "May I make you cum?" Me: "Please."

Let me finish what she (another dancer) only started.

About three years ago, not quite an opening line, but she sits down, proposes the VIP, and since I know from other sources she puts out (and she know from others that I put in), I ask her "What are you willing to do?"

She says, "It's not what I will do that counts, it's what I won't do."

"How's that?" I ask.

"I won't gag, I won't stop, and I won't leave anything to clean up."

How can you not like a girl who won't do all that?

Oh, there was one girl who was absolutely the best by a mile:

Stripper: "I saw you eye fucking me over there!" Me: "What?" Stripper: "You were eye fucking me. Looking at me and thinking 'Man, does she look good, and man would I like to fuck her in the ass!"

The girl was totally psychic.

Her: Are you ready to be abused? Me: Absolutely

I won't say it was abuse, but it was five of the best dances I had received in a loooong time.

I like a lot of the other lines as well, need to find those type of dancers myself!

"Let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum."

"let's get you out of those clothes and into something more comfortable.....ME!"

I love a girl with a sense of humor, so I loved (using a Tony Montana voice and pulling down her panties) "Say hello to my little friend"

Do you want to get moleste?

The bothered ones I like are ill give you half price in V.I.P and do you want to get closer to my boobs.

Best I've heard, "I want to suck your cock.", and she did.