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7 years ago
*tour
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7 years ago
The network I watch is all dependent on which one is broadcasting the game I want to watch, which is usually either UofM football, Detroit Lions football, Detroit Red Wings hockey or Detroit Tigers baseball. In all honesty, if it weren't for the fact the majority of the Red Wings and Tigers games are broadcast on cable, I would cut the cord completely. I did cancel my cable subscription earlier this year in favor of Sling TV, which is cheaper than cable, and has all the popular sports networks. Still, these over-the-top services like Sling are nowhere close to the a la carte programming so many of us wish we could have.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Larry, Larry, Larry. I have kept neutral ground throughout all this back and forth going on between you and other members of this board, but I must say I think you are alone on this one. You're the only one here who is openly criticizing sahilynn for posting these 10 questions threads.
As for me, I enjoy reading them, much like most of the other members on this board.
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7 years ago
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
I like the second one Doces posted the best. The first one chessmaster posted is a very close second.
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7 years ago
I would definitely do her, but something about her gives me the impression she would have GPS.
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7 years ago
There aren't many topless clubs in areas where fully nude clubs can serve alcohol, but they are out there. Hudson, FL is one example.
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7 years ago
The little head says yes.
So does the big head.
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7 years ago
I would say Criket in Dearborn would be a very good choice based on what you are looking for. I was there on a Friday night about a month ago and they had a good ratio of all types of dancers. If it is variety you are looking for, you will find it at this place. Your money will also go further at this club than it will at other comparable clubs.
That is just my $.02 for what it is worth. The other locals who have already posted on this thread do have better insight as they've lived in the area longer than I have, and they've been to all the clubs in the area, where as I've only been to a handful of clubs so far.
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7 years ago
The truth is, a large percentage of strippers would not do well in any other type of sales job.
A stripper approaching a customer and just asking "Wanna dance?" is the equivalent of a car salesman approaching a customer and asking "Wanna buy a car?" Last I knew, a car salesman doesn't sell many cars with that little of an effort.
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7 years ago
Wisconsin has many clubs that serve alcohol and have fully nude stage dancing. This applies to just about the whole state minus Milwaukee. I think Milwaukee has a city ordinance that prevents fully nude dancing in clubs that serve alcohol, thus most Milwaukee clubs are only topless stage dancing.
During the 2.5 year stint that I lived in Wisconsin, my favorite club was Silk Exotic Madison, which is actually in Middleton, a suburb of Madison. All dancers got nude on stage, and quite a few would also get nude for lap dances. I've also had a several visits to Crusin' Chubby's and Wisconsin Dolls, both in Wisconsin Dells, as both of those clubs were close to where I used to live. At Wisconsin Dolls, they would only go topless for lap dances. At Chubby's, topless lap dances were $20 and nude lap dances were $40, a ripoff if you ask me.
Of course, none of these clubs provide the type of mileage you would get at Follies or any Detroit club. At these clubs, if you do as much as touch the dancer's leg, you will get scolded by the bouncer.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
What Subraman described is actually convincing. While I have not ordered food in the club, I have ordered dancers drinks and we would sit at the bar and talk for a good 15-20 minutes and then head to VIP when we've finished our drinks.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Going back a few years, I recall reading an article where approximately 10 former strip club dancers and employees were interviewed. The author of the article wanted their readers to learn a few things about strip clubs that most people may not know. One story was about a dancer seeing another dancer sit bottomless on the club's kitchen counter. The moral of that story was to never order food at a strip club.
Ever since I read that article, I have thought about how it can be unsanitary to eat food from a strip club's kitchen. But besides that, I prefer to have the majority of my cash go towards the dancers. Food is just an unnecessary expense where the club gets all the money and the dancers get none.
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7 years ago
Breast size is one of the last things I am thinking about when choosing who to get dances with. I prefer spinners with a pretty face and an ass that is perfectly proportionate to their body. I have found most of the girls I've chosen lately have had natural, perky B-cup breasts.
I tend to stay away from the ones who are either fake or A-cups. But, when it comes to spotting fakes it isn't always obvious. A good boob job can make them look natural, but then you feel them and they are rock hard.
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7 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
I think it is a bad idea. If you want to get the girl's attention, just tip her a $5
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'd rather spend the money on strippers. With $1,000 I would have my next 3 visits covered.
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7 years ago
I have very sparingly used the ignore feature here on TUSCL. I find it is more effective to just not respond to those whose only purpose on this site is to troll.
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7 years ago
I don't go to plaid clubs often enough.
Plaid is a color, right?
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7 years ago
The most I've ever spent on one club visit is somewhere around $450
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7 years ago
Lions vs. Cardinals
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7 years ago
^^^ I agree. Use the time you usually set aside for the club to enjoy other hobbies and interests that you have.
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7 years ago
$62
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7 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I got a call from my parents this morning. They are both retired and live in Pasco County. They were originally going to stay, but changed their mind after talking to me and my siblings. They drove to South Carolina and arrived safely at my aunt and uncle's place this evening.
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7 years ago
My parents (both retired) live in Pasco County. They were going to stay put, but due to the recent developments, they are evacuating. They are going to go stay with my aunt and uncle who live in South Carolina. Since all the major roads have pretty much turned into parking lots, they are going to be taking back roads to get to their destination. Meanwhile, most of their neighbors have chosen not to evacuate.
Stay safe if you live in an area that is going to be effected by the hurricane.
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7 years ago
I've been spacing out my visits to be about once every 4 weeks or so. To many on this board, I am always taking a "break" based on how often I actually do go to a club.
As for when I've taken really long breaks, that would describe the first 6 years I was going to strip clubs. The few years I lived in Wisconsin, I had a limited number of clubs that were within an hour drive and they all had very limited mileage. They were the type of clubs where the dancer can touch you, but you can't touch them. It would be common for me to take a break that was longer than a month.
When I moved to Detroit, I was only going to a club about 3 times a year, and by choice, it was the one that best resembled the type of clubs I was used to visiting. At the time, I was being taken care of outside of the club because I was seeing escorts.
This past year was when I started to go to clubs a lot more often than I have in the past. This was mostly because I eventually found a girl at my (former) regular club that got my motor running, and I really wanted to fuck her. Being the type of club it is, and the type of girls that work there, I knew that would not be a possibility unless I set up OTC. I solved my problem by going to clubs where they will take care of me ITC.