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Comments by she_is_covfefe (page 5)

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    A Strip Club that plays only country music
    That new club is being build right on the IH 35 access road (south bound); right below Britton ln (where P10 is located) and a few blocks down from Rick's (opposite side of the road). Right at the Round Rock/Austin city limits. According to one of the managers, they will not play 100% country but every third song will be a country song.
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    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Jukebox ?
    Most clubs in southeast Virginia have jukeboxes (some will use them full time, others part time mostly on day shifts). For a more detailed list, ask me.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    fucked up shit.
    The most fucked up thing? Seeing my future boss (future CO then) at the same club I was working in Virginia...and getting awesome tips from him. At least he never mentioned a thing when he became the boss and did the work center inspections. On the topic of pregnant dancers: last year, I wrote a discussion about pregnant dancers in here and about how I hate when some of y'all act condescending towards that; like, feeling sorry and all that shit.
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    12 years ago
    Trool2000
    North Carolina
    Getting Rid of a Camper
    The best line that y'all had used on me when I used to make this mistake as a novice dancer: "I'm waiting for someone else". Good line, use it often. If y'all use the "I have no money line", it can backfire horribly.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    What's that smell?
    ...and that's why I have my trunk full of "AXE For Her" bottles.
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Rappers & Taxes: Can They Write Off Strip Club Expenses?
    Drake was part of the original cast of Degrassi, and he is Canadian. One of my favorite Canadians, after the band Rush.
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    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Stripping: A Wise Economic Choice
    @Jacklash: the dancers that do report their income pay about 30-35% on taxes. Why? Because we don't have them payroll taxes, that's why!!!!!!! @stripclubromer: I rather be stripping than being back on a ship. The military has done more harm to my emotional, physical, and financial health than stripping. I had been actually sexually assaulted in the military, while in a club I haven't. While stripping, my bills are always paid on time while I have to be penny pinching while in the military. While stripping, I have quality time to spend with my spouse and son unlike the military. It sounds weird, but when I strip I feel pretty sane and well adjusted but when I do my military duties (reserve) it's awful in the mental part. @Duo Maxwell: weekly averages vary a lot in different parts of the US, and the rest of the world. While in Richmond, Va or Austin Tx a normal week is like 900 bucks a week, in Baltimore or Dallas is about 2.2K a week working about three days a week. @mjx01: not so much. If getting a vanilla job, a dancer can arrange the words in a way that would make her seem as if she was self employed and got skills in the money managing field, a very desirable skill for people working in the financial industry. Or, a dancer might be savvy with the pole and decide to open a dancing studio (in the Hampton Roads area, I know two former dancers who had opened dance studios near the navy bases). So, it's completely false saying that stripping doesn't teach any additional skills other than pole dancing and lap grinding. Plus, a dancer who's going to school for psychology can do a great deal of research in a strip club with them customers. Also, health insurance isn't only acquired through a vanilla employer; a dancer can buy an individual premium, or be covered by her spouse or another relative's premium. Plus, any smart dancer would get disability insurance (I pay 55 @ month for mine through Met Life). Last, but not least; a good number of dancers (especially around big military installations) are receiving or waiting some form of VA or DoD compensation and stripping is basically the only job they can do because the military really messed them up.
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    12 years ago
    tumblingdice
    South Carolina
    Just got my ass handed to me by a stripper.
    *Playing Devil's Advocate* You were probably trying to sexually assault her (as in, after she said no you still proceed to do things to her she wasn't willing to do), and she just defended herself. If that had been me, and you would had tried something after I had said no, you wouldn't be writing this today.
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    12 years ago
    Stripper getting fucked by a dog - Movie
    There are plenty of things I would not do for money. Bestiality is one of them.
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    12 years ago
    Djscudmaster
    New York
    strip club music-not what you hear but what you don't hear
    I miss dives that play country music: I'm in the mood to dance to some Ronnie Milsap right now.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Guilty feelings
    Be thankful that wasn't me.
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    12 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    Why no regular hospitality?
    Being young and black is an almost guaranteed way to not get enough attention. Why? Many dancers usually assume that young black dudes (as opposed to the older back dudes, a very good spending demographic group IMHO) are cheap, and I don't blame them for believing that. A lot of you guys are very cheap or like to hit on the dancers telling them "if I was your man, I would not let you do this/I'd pamper you/I'd provide for you" more than any other ethnicity and this had created a prejudice among younger black men.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Djscudmaster
    New York
    strip club music-not what you hear but what you don't hear
    ^I loooooooooove country music!!!!!! My favorite music genres to dance to are: -old heavy metal -classic rock @DJcudmaster: what makes you think that rock music is exclusive to Anglo-Saxon dancers?! I'm still lost with this, or can't people from other parts of the globe can't enjoy rock and heavy metal?! I LOATH; -dubstep -reggaeton (or anything in Spanish except for merengue, pop and rock) -gangsta rap -newere hip hop
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    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Dancer Drinks ?
    I had never worked in a club where I'm forced to make guys buying me drinks. I don't drink them "dancer's drinks" because they're too sweet and too fruity for my taste; I'm more of a beer and plain liquor type of person (rum and whiskey). However, I rarely drink when at work as well; I usually just ask for water, juice or coffee. I'm extremely cheap in that aspect. Besides dances or tips, the other thing I want y'all to pay for me in a club is for food; pole dancing burns much more calories than breastfeeding!!!
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    12 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    Don't underestimate the day shift
    The day shift is alright. Is what I started doing when I first started dancing.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Trends in Dancer Appearance
    I like some pubic hair. I don't want to feel I'm having sex with a kid; whether is a dude or a chick (fyi, I'm bi).
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Find a real fuck buddy!!!!
    Spam, no doubt.
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    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    What I have learned from Facebook
    I'm an atheist and I hate anything that has to do with the Judeo-Christian-Muslim God.
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    12 years ago
    cnyknight
    New York
    I haven't heard this one before ...
    ^They literally are sweet, for I'm lactating. Nobody, so far, had been turned off by that.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Trannys, REALLY
    I had have my share of trannies that look better than real women.
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    12 years ago
    cnyknight
    New York
    I haven't heard this one before ...
    The "does your SO mind if you do this" line is a line that bothers me a lot; it really is nobody business if a dancer has a partner or not. I either refuse to answer by changing the subject (eg. "my tits taste very sweet, you should try them"), or by answering with another question (eg. "so, does your gf/fiancee/wife knows you're here? if not, call her and tell her that I'd like to play with her while you watch").
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    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Thank y'all very much for...
    All your answers cracked me up so hard, hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Thanks for the b-day wishes.