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What's that smell?

toysales

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

My last visit to the SC I was getting a dance from one of my favs and she smelled of BO and a little kitty smell also. She had been quite busy and it was a bit warm in the club but how do you tell her in a nice way, that she needed to freshen up? I do like this dancer and I don't want to hurt her feelings. Now I understand completely what dancers mean when they say they don't want to dance with a stinky guy.

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Papi_Chulo

Without her noticing – covertly take out one of those small clothe white masks painters wear and put it on – she may take the hint w/o you having to tell her :)

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toysales

I also posted this on the pink site to see what type of answers I get there.

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Corvus

Hell, if she is one of your favs you should know her well enough to just tell her. If nothing else just mention it looks like she has been busy. When she agrees with that assessment tell her you don't mind if she feels she needs to go freshen up. If she declines then tell her you would like her to freshen up.

As long as you are tactful about it all should go well.

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staxwell

:)

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deogol

I sense this is going to be a good thread

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Clubber

I always keep a clothes pin in my back pocket for such emergencies. Many may not even know what I am talking about.

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jackslash

The stink skank stunk?

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motorhead

Just say to her...

"You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today"

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Hugh_G_Rection

Pussy Odor, Body Odor... that's one thing.

But do I smell an off-topic odor of SPAM in this thread???

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duomaxwell

Give her $10 for the powder room.

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newmark

Pussy smells much better than SPAM

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gatorfan

I farted before.

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motorhead

Whiskey bottles and brand new cars....and farts....and pink tacos

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Club_Goer_Seattle

I've had the occasion a few times to suggest that a dancer retreat to the dressing room to freshen up. It has happened right as she comes off stage and has done an athletic performance on the pole. Sensing the problem ahead of time, if she comes over to me right after her stage, I try to quickly place my hand on her back. It seems like that's the first part of the body to show perspiration. If it's wet, and I think I'll want dances from her, after she asks for dances, I'll say something like, "You must be tired after that stage show you just gave. How about you cool off for a few songs, and then we'll have our dances." It's never caused a problem for me to say that to a dancer.

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GoVikings

I guess I've been lucky in regards to this. I can't remember ever noticing a body odor on a stripper.

They either A. - smell normal or B- have some nice smelling perfume on which I LOVE.

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sharkhunter

I just say no or maybe later to stinky dancers even if she's danced for me a lot. I usually don't say anything just wanting to get away. However I do remember once or twice a dancer came up to me and couldn't figure out why she wasn't having any luck getting dances. I debated whether or not to tell her.

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ilbbaicnl

I remember seeing Howard Stern interview the guys in some hair band on E a long time ago. They got their kicks by seeing how many days they could go without showering and still get fucked by groupies. So maybe strippers do this too, wouldn't surprise me.

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she_is_covfefe

...and that's why I have my trunk full of "AXE For Her" bottles.

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