Comments by goldmongerATL (page 12)

I sometimes say to myself for the cost of a VIP I can buy that new whatever I want or need. So don't go to the club today. Go to Home Depot. On the flip side, if I pay $400 to get my dick wet at a club, I think hey, I just spent more than that on that whatever at Home Depot last week.

A friend was out of town and his late 20's daughters wanted to do something for a "fatherly" person. They cooked me dinner. We drank wine. We watched a movie. I was home by nine. Quite wholesome.

Clubs make a big part of their profits on alcohol. It would make it tougher for the club to be a worthwhile venture.

I once saw a review (that was ultimate rejected) that I found a bit useful even if it was too short. "SUCKS!"

The shooting was about 3/4 of a mile from the club, but only 100 yards from her home. Still, the press mentions the club is already the site of several shootings.

@georgmicrodong - I sometimes bring my own (strip club, not funeral). I have had girls check the date and condition of the package.

Pretty much required. That embalming fluid can burn. Or so I have heard.

I don't see where OP named the club.

Well, he did go for hour-long pussy rental.

Once or sometimes twice a month. It was weekly or more before three of my go to clubs closed. That might have included 2 or 3 in one day. But in my mind, twice a day!

I have even coached first day baby strippers a few times. "The first thing you should always do is pull the guy's dick out." Actually I would point out other dancers. "See how that girl is doing that?"

I have had some that are so uptight the dance is horrible. Some of them give off the "oh coming to work here was a mistake" vibe. I have had others who mention all the club rules they are supposed to follow. I casually mention dancers ignore most of those rules and like WOODDR2 said, in 60 seconds the baby goes from 0 to 60 and I have to define upper limits for her so she does not get fired and I don't get thrown out. In that case an immediate trip to VIP is in order.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you are into that ...

Coming back to your 5 month old rant. Obsessed much?

I think strip clubbing is on a one way path out of town, slowly but surely. Are there ANY cities where clubbing is better than it was 10 years ago? Have any of the clubs regularly discussed here opened in the last 10 years? (OK, Vivide in Atlanta for sure)

I once had a manager ask me if my lap was getting the attention it deserved.

Forgot one. 6. Combat Zone in Boston. A sunny afternoon. The clubs opened right onto the sidewalk (like the Baltimore Block) and had a blackout curtain inside the door. It was a hot day and they had the curtain pulled back. Anyone walking by or driving by could see that five or ten feet inside the door was a dancer bent over the bar taking it from behind.

These run from odd to strange to WTF? 1. Baltimore Block - ran into a stripper that was working 4-5 days after giving birth. She was squirting milk at people. 2. Some rathole in WV - Walked in and there were two dancer (4's ) sitting around and a bartender. The bartender told me he would be with me in a minute. Then a solid 5 dancer stood up in front of the bartender and walked to the dressing room. He had been getting a BJ wen I walked in. My beer was free for having to wait. 3. Follies - saw a guy being strong-armed out of VIP by a bouncer. A stripper followed them screaming at him. She grabbed his wallet out of his pants, took all the cash and threw it on the floor. Out the door he went. 4. Tattletales maybe 35 years ago. There used to be a floor level stage that was really just the floor with a thigh high wall and beer rail around it with pervert row chairs. Saw a girl squat on a a guy's full long neck with her pussy and then drop it in his lap. 5. Oasis - Saw a party bus full of frat boys pull up. About 20 of them all in blazers and khakis. They set up rows of chairs in front of the stage. They were like gawky 13 year olds. Bought a few beers but no dances. Not like the dancers didn't try to sell them. A few of them handed the girls on stage some bills. After a short while they piled back on the bus to go to the next club.

Diarrhea?

I have never seen a dancer that looked like Brittany Spears but have seen way too many that look more like John Daly.

I may very well be chit chatting with a guy in a club that is on this board. I am on an unrelated message board. I know at least a half dozen of my friends are on the same board. We all occasionally post, but mostly just read it. We make it a point not to know each other's handles and do not try to figure it out. When we are texting or talking as friends we will even discuss what we saw on the board. Sometimes I know the discussion is about something I posted and I am sure other times it is about something another one of us posted.

Mentioning Hooters reminds me of a dancer that had a bunch of guys waiting for her to start her shift a 4. 11-3 she was a Hooters waitress. Her Hooters regulars knew they had to follow her to the strip club to actually get their dicks sucked by a Hooters girl. This was in the 2000's when Hooters girls were still hot looking.

I would trade all the clubs left in Atlanta for Follies.

Once stopped for gas at one of those huge truck stops that have shower rooms for drivers. Lot lizards (30 year old crackheads that look 50 or 60) were hanging out in the hall to the shower rooms.

Great, now dildos will have all those safety tags like ladders. "Do not wear in an MRI machine" "Can cause asphyxiation if improperly used" "This butt plug may restrict bowel movements" "Not intended to be attached to motorized mechanisms" "Do not rotate above 120 RPM" "Do not heat in oven before use"