Sex toy almost-Darwin Award

Just. Oh my.

I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often

What a dumb-ass.

That's like someone who starts walking across the street as soon as the "walk" sign changes, and doesn't think he needs to look both ways. He might say the car that ran him over was "technically" at fault but he's still the idiot lying in the hospital.

Once saw a gravestone that said "She had the right of way"

Great, now dildos will have all those safety tags like ladders. "Do not wear in an MRI machine" "Can cause asphyxiation if improperly used" "This butt plug may restrict bowel movements" "Not intended to be attached to motorized mechanisms" "Do not rotate above 120 RPM" "Do not heat in oven before use"

"Anal rail gun" is not a term I had considered before today. I have tuscl to thank for that.

Holy crap, but then why on earth would someone wear a but plug to an MRI Appointment?

Diarrhea?