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MrDeuce

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270 posts by MrDeuce

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford at In-N-Out

Here's the latest bosomy bouncy goodness from the fantastically endowed Abigail Ratchford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyHfAGzNuIo Mmm . . . In-N-Out Abi Ratchford and a Dos Equis!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 11

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Longest song?

Call.Me.Ishmael's reference to "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" makes me wonder: What's the longest song you've ever gotten a lap dance to? In my case it was probably "Hotel California" by the Eagles (6:30). As a huge…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15

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Strangest song you've seen a stripper dance to

What is the weirdest song you've ever seen a girl strip to? In my case it was back in the 90s at the now defunct Malibu Bay Club in Urbana, IL. The song was Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song".…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 21

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Abigail Ratchford is topless at last!

First, as a reminder of this bosomy temptress, a YouTube tribute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHr4-Lv3lSQ Now, for you Abi Ratchford fans, here is the first topless pic of her I've ever seen: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2016/01/sneak-peek-of-abigail-ratchfords-topless-calendar/

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 13

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Here's one for Clubber

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/FdNLb48 Whaddaya think, Clubber? Are the tits too big for an Asian chick? I say no -- I would go broke buying dances from her.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 11

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Start of clubbing year

How is the hobby starting out for you in the new year? My clubbing year is off to a great start with two excellent but very different SC visits: * On Sunday evening I went to Night Moves in Bloomington,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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Videos that broke the Internet: Emily Ratajkowski for Treats magazine

Here's some tasty nudity from the voluptuous Emily Ratajkowski to start your new year right: https://vimeo.com/40362931 http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2013/04/emily-ratajkowski-nekkid-and-hot-captures-behind-the-scenes-video/

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 12

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Gift ideas for OTC girl

I'm planning my first OTC activity in a couple of weeks: dinner date followed by overnight in my hotel room with a BJ at bedtime and another in the morning. Since this will be on her birthday, I…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Question about pants

I know this subject has been discussed on multiple occasions in the past, but I'm tired and a little tipsy and don't feel like looking up previous discussions. Where can I get pants for strip club use that aren't sweat pants…

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Chi-Raq

I saw a new Spike Lee movie today in the St Louis area that would make Smokeybear's head explode. It's called "Chi-Raq" and is a retelling of the play "Lysistrata" by Aristophanes, in which the women of ancient Sparta…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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Katee Life dancing to "Radar Love" (again)

I have posted a version of this video before, from a much sketchier website, but if you're an aficionado of big tits, watching Katee Life dance topless never gets old. The song, of course, is "Radar Love" (1973) by…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 10 13

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More Abigail Ratchford

For those of you who can't get enough of the bustaceous Abigail Ratchford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHr4-Lv3lSQ Enjoy!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 2

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TUSCL handles

I am curious about how some of you came up with your TUSCL username. Some are obvious -- clubber, clubgoer, gawker, sclvr, Papi_Chulo, SlickSpic, etc. -- but others are more obscure, such as ranukam and ilbbaicnl. If you…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 40

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I, too, am thankful for Michelle Keegan

Deserving of her own discussion thread is Michelle Keegan from Manchester (i.e. "Mancunian" - quaint English people!), universally known in the UK as Tina from her role on "Coronation Street". She is 28 and her measurements are 30DD-22-30 (!), though…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

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"Arab" vs. "Muslim"

Jackslash's comment in another thread about a stripper referring to "Christian Muslims" inspired the following thoughts: The stripper in question probably meant "Christian Arabs", since most Americans don't really distinguish between Arabs and Muslims. Dearborn has a lot of Christian…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 55

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My libertarian quote of the day

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -- V in "V for Vendetta" No politics. No manifesto. Just a great quote from a pretty good movie. Peace.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

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OT: Larry Lessig drops out!

In a startling development, Harvard professor Larry Lessig has ended his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/11/02/harvard-law-professor-lessig-ends-his-presidential-campaign/ His bewildering withdrawal came despite his gaining rapidly on Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee (who had withdrawn previously) for a distant fourth place in…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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Tessa Fowler is a busty skeleton

For real men who love big-breasted women, here is Tessa Fowler for your Halloween viewing pleasure: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/tessa-as-a-busty-skeleton-for-halloween_87671.html Please ignore if you dislike big titties or have other poofter tendencies :)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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Favorite Democratic candidate?

To those on the progressive side of the political spectrum (I don't say "liberal" any more -- it's been misappropriated by the Left): Whom do you favor for the Democratic nomination? To provide some structure, I'll steal Larry…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 33

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Favorite Republican candidate?

To those on the conservative side of the political spectrum: Whom do you favor for the Republican nomination. To provide some structure, I'll steal Larry Sabato's recent classification into three categories (see http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/2016-president): 1st Tier: Yin and Yang…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 27

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24 things all women think while giving a blow job

Here's the link: http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/13/24-things-all-women-think-while-giving-a-blow-job-4867815/#ixzz3pozwHAKM (Oddly enough, also not from StripperWeb!) As Samantha Jones [Kim Cattrall on "Sex and the City"] once said ‘honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing’. This is what we’re thinking on those occasions when you’re lucky…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 2

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10 Reasons You (She) Should Swallow

Here's the link: http://www.myfatpocket.com/sex-love/10-reasons-why-you-should-swallow.html No, it's not from StripperWeb :) 1. It’s bonding Showing your man that you are not disgusted by his fluids and want to take it in you is a show of absolute trust and familiarity. You trust…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 1

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Blowjob post?

Could someone post the list of "15 Great Things About a Blowjob" (or something like that) that appeared a couple of months ago? I suspect that a search for "blowjob" on TUSCL would come up with a lot of…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

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25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than a Woman

25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than a Woman 1. You can have a beer in public 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer. 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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Jennifer Connelly: hot or not?

Who else thinks that the young Jennifer Connelly was exceptionally hot? Examples: The Hot Spot, Of Love and Shadows, Mulholland Falls, Inventing the Abbotts, and House of Sand and Fog (in all of which she appears topless) and…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17
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