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MrDeuce

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270 posts by MrDeuce

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Terre Haute 2AMer

This one hits close to home! I've been to 6th Avenue Dancers *many* times, including occasionally at 2am. Nothing good happens at strip clubs at 2am! http://www.tribstar.com/news/sought-in-fatal-bar-shooting/article_ba52f586-74f7-11e5-a222-bbec1a7a0567.html?utm_source=WhatCounts+Publicaster+Edition&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily_Newsletter&utm_content=2+sought+in+fatal+bar+shooting 2 sought in fatal bar shooting Scene of the crime: The sidewalk outside…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 3

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7 pix of Helga Lovekaty

This is a seriously beautiful woman: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2015/10/helga-lovekaty-naked-topless-perfection-at-the-window/#&gid=ci01dae02d000199de&pid=helga-lovekaty-bra-and-panties-topless-07jpg I especially like the first 3 pix; after that she's wearing too much :)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 26

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A stripper with delusions of being a lady

I had an amusing encounter with a stripper at one of the divier clubs in Washington Park on a recent weekday afternoon. A big-breasted blonde MILF type was on stage as I entered the bar. I went up…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 18

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Italians (cont.): Mia

This is a follow-up to ranukam's thread about Italian girls. I have three ATF dancers in the category "strippers who have given me lap dances without making me cum": a big-breasted Thai/Polish mix named Aphrodite, a bigger-breasted blonde named Angel,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1

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Pop quiz: stripper math

http://titsandsass.com/pop-quiz-can-you-do-this-stripper-math/#more-18279 This stripper math is harder than you might think!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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Exotic dancers reveal their gnarliest stories (from The Chive)

http://thechive.com/2015/09/16/exotic-dancers-reveal-their-gnarliest-stories-12-photos/?_branch_match_id=164199085237114821#.kbqekh:3I8W

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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Gone too soon

I'm bummed tonight. I found out a few hours ago that a beautiful stripper named M*, with whom I enjoyed three wonderful VIP sessions between January and May, was found dead of a heroin overdose on Labor Day.…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17

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Racial terminology (part 2)

These questions are primarily directed at Hispanic TUSCLers. If you prefer scrambled eggs with catsup to huevos rancheros or think Taco Bell is Mexican food, I don't much care what you have to say on this subject. Do Hispanics in…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 16

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Racial terminology (part 1)

This question is primarily directed at black TUSCLers. Those of you who are melanin-deficient are of course free to chime in, but I don't much care what you have to say on this subject. In my 60ish years on this…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Boner pills

Let's say a friend of mine sometimes requires pharmaceutical assistance to achieve full bonerosity. Let's further assume that a couple of times in the past he has ordered generic Viagra for around a dollar a pill from the website…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 24

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Longest streak of SC happy endings

I can't compete with these studs claiming "I had 7 orgasms in one night" or "I fucked strippers 5 days in a row", but I did just establish a personal record: SCOREs the last 4 days in a row.…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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OT: topless/nude beaches

Where have you been to topless beaches? I'll start: topless only: U.S. (Sarasota, Austin), England, Netherlands, Switzerland, France, Monaco, Italy, Czech Republic, Hungary, Turkey, Israel, Thailand some topless, some nude: Denmark, Germany, Austria, Spain, Croatia, Greece In a sense,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 18

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Video: How *not* to give a blowjob

Ellie Kemper (Erin on "The Office" and Tess in "Sex Tape") proposes some less-than-ideal blowjobs: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

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Father-daughter weirdness

At one of the divier clubs in Indianapolis yesterday afternoon, a beautiful dancer sat down with me and start discreetly playing with my dick under the table, telling me how glad she was that I wore shorts and how glad…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 20

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Is Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton?

Warning: These videos and pics are for lovers of big boobs only! Charlotte McKinney is our girl of summer: https://thescene.com/watch/gq/charlotte-mckinney-is-our-girl-of-summer If you live on the west coast, you saw her Carl's Jr commercial during the Super Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo And apparently…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 7

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It's cool to be little

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ifhwx_c-est-cool-d-etre-petit_fun Original title (in Romanian, at end of video): It's advantageous to be young! My title: Horny little bastards grow up to be horny big bastards

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Video that broke the Internet: topless Romanian gymnasts

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ivn6u_naked-gymnasts-highlights_redband Weirdly, the commentary is in Japanese.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 3

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ESPN Body Issue: gymnast Aly Raisman nude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQSSNiGoGfk Nude: yes Buff: yes Visible lady parts: sadly, no

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Don't we all want a happy ending?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx1l3h_happy-ending_fun

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Things I learn from the Internet

Today I learned that I'm hungry, want children, and am financially insecure. Who knew? http://boreburn.com/15-fascinating-facts-about-boobs-that-will-make-you-love-them-even-more/12367/15

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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Some titty drop GIFs just for Papi_Chulo

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/pDIn8r7 (Pout) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/tG8xhhH (Ebony) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/ePXoXuQ (Read my tits) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/uLLPzwN (Sideways drop)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Titty drop with tasty nipples

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/HZ3xceV

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Mmm . . . tits 'n eggs for breakfast

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/5MI1MUz

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 11

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SJG's real identity is revealed at last

After months of diligent research, I have determined that our resident weirdo San_Jose_Guy is none other than Wendell the Sexual Addict: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBhlqz6Tdc4

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Happy Fourth of July!

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/87QBRPY We love pretty girls with big titties because . . . America!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2
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