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MrDeuce

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270 posts by MrDeuce

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No respect for my time

I texted a favorite yesterday, telling her I would be in her city this afternoon and would like to spend some time with her. I specified that I would arrive at 1:30 and had to leave at 3 or…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 26

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford washing a car

http://www.egotastic.com/2015/04/abigail-ratchford-wet-chesty-car-wash-video/ Yes, Abi -- I have a dirty, dirty car and only you can wash it for me! Not topless, but great cleavage and pokies.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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Video that broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas and friends cook out

This video of Lindsey and her hot friends cooking out: http://coed.com/2015/06/16/watch-lindsey-pelas-sexy-bbq-video-hot-pics/ isn't as sexy as my recent post of Lindsey jogging braless: http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ But what stripper-loving man (or lopaw) doesn't love watching a bevy of busty beauties in bikinis imbibing…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Video that broke the Internet: Katee Owen dancing topless to "Radar Love"

I recently posted a link to a full-length video of Katee Owen dancing to "Roundabout". Here is a one-minute cut of her dancing to "Radar Love". Enjoy! http://www.panorama.nl/videos/sexy/meest-sexy-uitvoering-radar-love-ooit.html

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Video that broke the Intenet: nude yoga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3obvNv0heI Pretty good nudity for YouTube

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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Stripper joke du jour

A customer kept tucking Monopoly money in a stripper's G-string -- first a Monopoly one-dollar bill, next a Monopoly five-dollar bill, and then a Monopoly ten-dollar bill. Finally the exasperated stripper asked "Why do you keep putting fake money…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

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Strip Club Etiquette

1. Never hang around the club after it closes waiting to meet a dancer. It's creepy. 2. Don't take your wife/girlfriend. She may find out she prefers girls. 3. Never tip with coins. It's tacky. 4.…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 31

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Katee Life dances topless to "Round

I have a special treat this time. I had been saving this for last in the series, but camgirl Katee Life (or Owen) apparently has a team of flunkies who scour the Internet for videos like this and have…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Test post: Cyrillic characters (and Manizha Faraday's bodacious ta-tas!)

Please excuse this repeat of a recent video. I'm testing the display of foreign alphabets in TUSCL discussions. Big-breasted Russian temptress suffers a wardrobe malfunction in a racecar: https://vimeo.com/31515908 Name of video: полная перегрузка на гонках (= full overload…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13

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Video that broke the Internet: Hardee's/Carl's Jr commercial with Emily Ratajko

Hardee's/Carl's Jr. makes the best commercials, featuring hot chicks chowing down on big meaty sandwiches. This week's installment: Emily Ratajkowski and Sarah Jean Underwood for the Hardee's Memphis BBQ Burger: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p8of4_bbq-s-best-pair-carl-s-jr-and-hardee-s-commerical-sara-underwood-emily-ratajkowski_fun

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 10

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Braless dancer in "Hang On Sloopy" video

I just stumbled upon a post by trixxi from several months ago: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31210 It's a YouTube video of the 1965 hit "Hang On Sloopy" by the McCoys, featuring a busty braless young woman dancing as only white girls can :):…

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Video that broke the Internet: Kim Kardashian topless in Kanye's "Bound 2" vide

http://perezhilton.com/2013-11-20-kim-kardashian-kanye-west-bound-2#.VVoFwxtFDIU Kim Kardashian topless on a motorcycle in Kanye West's video "Bound 2" Warning: If you find Kanye super-annoying (as I do), you'll want to hit mute before you watch this.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13

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More on Emily Ratajkowski

More on the delectable Miss Ratajkowski from my latest "video that broke the Internet": * She turns 24 on June 7 ("a little old" for JS69!) * Height: 5' 7.5" * Weight: 119 lb * Measurements: 32C-24-34 (large and real --…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

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This week's video that broke the Internet: Emily Ratajkowski's nude photo shoot

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e6bkt_emily-ratajkowski-completely-naked-for-treats-photoshoot-very-sexy-no-clothes_redband

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 23

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This week's video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford's bra doesn't fit

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/abigail-ratchford-bouncing-bra-video/ Bouncy bouncy again!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Is variety the spice of (strip-clubbing) life?

How many different clubs do you visit in a year? When I started this hobby in the mid 90s, I visited lots of clubs around the Midwest just to see what was out there and then settled down for…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 15

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Joke du jour: wayward daughters

Three women -- a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde -- are talking about their teenage daughters. The brunette says, "Guess what? I found cigarettes in my daughter's room -- and I didn't even know she smokes!" The redhead says "I…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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Lack of privacy in the VIP room

I have pursued this hobby for 20+ years but am still sometimes surprised by strip clubs and the delightful yet exasperating chicks that work in them. I took a day off yesterday and went to my new favorite club…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 22

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This Week's Video that Broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas

http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ Bouncy bouncy!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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"Library Girl" auditions for Naked News

On the lighter side . . . Oregon State camgirl Keegan Sutherland, who recently made a nude video of herself while sitting in the college library, is now trying to be one of the "presenters" on the Naked News.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

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Funniest strip club song

What's the funniest or strangest song you've ever watched a stripper dance to on stage? I would have to go with Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song" at the old Malibu Bay club in Urbana, IL back in the 90s.…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Dancers named for cities

How many strippers named for cities have you gotten dances from? Here's my list: London (3) Paris (3) Brooklyn (2) Miami Chicago (!) Dallas Austin Phoenix I met but didn't get dances from Vegas and Memphis.

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 23

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Are extras and OTC on the increase?

Besides checking favorite clubs on TUSCL every day, I also spend some time on that other site. No, not StripperWeb -- I mean StripClubList.com. Yeah, I know -- it's chaotic, crude, anonymous, and utterly unreliable, but every once…

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How do you use TUSCL?

How often do you check TUSCL? What features do you use? I'm on TUSCL at least once a day. I glance at the new reviews to see if anyone has reviewed famous clubs such as Mons Venus, Follies, and Baby Dolls,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 21

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Asymmetric bosoms

Have you ever seen a stripper with tits of noticeably different sizes? Would that be a deal-breaker? At one of my regular clubs, there was a dancer a while back whose titties were very different in size.…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 14
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