Reviews by farmerart

Made a recent stop here as I was returning home from a medical appointment in Edmonton. My failing health means I use a walker as mobility aid now. Rig Pig is definitely not handicapped...

My last visit to this club was in 2011 and I resolved never to re-visit the joint. I had a funky, enjoyable time at this club in 2011 but I witnessed some bouncer behaviour...

I made a big mistake coming to this club. My Toronto sweetie who works at Club Pro asked me to take her to one of the other UHM clubs in the Toronto area. I...

Unhappily, the annual farmerart/trojangreg debauch at this sleazy old joint took place sans trojangreg. The two heroes just could not make connections this year. farmerart was left to his own devices at the 5...

My review of New Locomotion three years ago was very harsh. I tried this club again about eighteen months ago and had a much better experience but didn't submit a new review. I returned...

I have visited this club several times since my review of three years ago. There was little change from my initial review so I submitted no reviews for those visits. Recent reviewers have commented...

I have always liked this club. I saw the most gorgeous dancer of all my time in our hobby in this particular club three years ago. Unhappily, I have never encountered that beauty again....

A two day trip out to civilization gave me a chance for my first SC visit in almost six months. For a hardcore monger like me this joint would not have been my first...

This was the second edition of what might become the trojangreg/farmerart annual disaster at No 5 Orange. The initial fiasco last year was farmerart's worst SC financial meltdown of 2011. trojangreg also claimed to...

Ralph's Place is a 'neighbourhood bar' style SC. It is in a strip mall with a pizza joint next door. The first thing that I noticed as the cab dropped me off at the...

I have tried to visit this club in the past but the club insists upon ID scan before entry and I absolutely refuse to submit to that outrage and I have never been able...

Business meetings left me time for only a short late night visit to the 5 on this trip to Vancouver. Club details have not changed from my review of last May. The freakin' lap...

I rather enjoyed my initial visit to Chez Pierre and my two subsequent visits. There have been changes in the club so I am doing an updated review. The decor of the club has...

After spending a day with a drilling crew kitting out a new rig for me here in Nisku, I offered the boys an evening at the Rig Pig (on my dime) before they started...

Boudoir Rouge is the reincarnation of The French Maid in the west end of Calgary's downtown so the Calgary SC scene remains in the control of a single owner. During the day parking is...

Four days and evenings of intense meetings with the Bay Street honyons left me with almost no time for clubbing during this trip to Toronto. A few hours to spare before the flight back...

An unexpected trip to Edmonton to kick a contractor's ass had me stuck overnight in the gritty wasteland of Edmonton's north west quadrant. I was in the mood for a booze-up and where better...

Serendipity in the guise of a wonky engine on the Twin Otter had me unexpectedly overnighting in Edmonton. What to do? What to do? Chez Pierre beckoned, being within easy walking distance of my...

With time to kill before a flight from Calgary Int'l.(15-20 min from here). I popped in for a brief visit. I was very surprised with the decor of the club. It has Parisian murals...

Much better visit here on a mid-week evening than my visit last October. I met fellow tuscl guy, trojangreg, and had a grand time drinking beer and shooting the shit with him, Apart from...

I spent a wasted hour in this club on a late Saturday afternoon during my stay in Ottawa.I can say that this club has a great location in the ByWard market area - a...

I was driving back to Toronto from Detroit and stopped here for lunch - very easy to find using the Industrial Rd. exit from the 401. Fair sized building in a strip mall. When...

I entered this club minutes after it opened at 4:00 P.M. It is an elegant club with sweet decor and dancers at work right at the open. The manager was wearing a tux (this...

I am shocked at how few reviews have been submitted for this club. This is my favourite club in the Greater Toronto Area. Perhaps it is the location. It is miles from downtown and...