Reviews

Made a recent stop here as I was returning home from a medical appointment in Edmonton. My failing health means I use a walker as mobility aid now. Rig Pig is definitely not handicapped friendly.…

My last visit to this club was in 2011 and I resolved never to re-visit the joint. I had a funky, enjoyable time at this club in 2011 but I witnessed some bouncer behaviour that…

I made a big mistake coming to this club. My Toronto sweetie who works at Club Pro asked me to take her to one of the other UHM clubs in the Toronto area. I hadn't…

Unhappily, the annual farmerart/trojangreg debauch at this sleazy old joint took place sans trojangreg. The two heroes just could not make connections this year. farmerart was left to his own devices at the 5 this…

My review of New Locomotion three years ago was very harsh. I tried this club again about eighteen months ago and had a much better experience but didn't submit a new review. I returned to…

I have visited this club several times since my review of three years ago. There was little change from my initial review so I submitted no reviews for those visits. Recent reviewers have commented on…

I have always liked this club. I saw the most gorgeous dancer of all my time in our hobby in this particular club three years ago. Unhappily, I have never encountered that beauty again. The…

A two day trip out to civilization gave me a chance for my first SC visit in almost six months. For a hardcore monger like me this joint would not have been my first choice…

This was the second edition of what might become the trojangreg/farmerart annual disaster at No 5 Orange. The initial fiasco last year was farmerart's worst SC financial meltdown of 2011. trojangreg also claimed to have…

Ralph's Place is a 'neighbourhood bar' style SC. It is in a strip mall with a pizza joint next door. The first thing that I noticed as the cab dropped me off at the door…

I have tried to visit this club in the past but the club insists upon ID scan before entry and I absolutely refuse to submit to that outrage and I have never been able to…

Business meetings left me time for only a short late night visit to the 5 on this trip to Vancouver. Club details have not changed from my review of last May. The freakin' lap dances…