I have visited this club several...

I have visited this club several times since my review of three years ago. There was little change from my initial review so I submitted no reviews for those visits. Recent reviewers have commented on the decline of Million Dollar as a good strip club for hardcore mongers like me. I agree. My visit today was unsatisfactory; hence a new review of Million Dollar. The physical aspects of the club are unchanged and need no further comment. Prices are little changed; still no parking fees, cover charges, or VIP fees.

Previously, Million Dollar was staffed by some of Toronto's hottest dancers. Not so today. I saw about a dozen different dancers before I left and only one of those ladies was even barely lap dance worthy for farmerart. Bear in mind that I have been in an isolated exploration camp in NWT for almost five months and my standards for dancer attractiveness were very low on this visit.

I chatted briefly with that one lady that met my lower standards on this day and then went up the stairs to VIP with her. My lady turned to the left at the top of the side stairs so I knew immediately that a 'sure thing' was there for the taking if I developed any interest. As we walked all the way to the back of the VIP I saw the usual sights that one sees in Million Dollar's VIP - two naked dancers bouncing merrily on the laps of their respective customers and another dancer on her knees in front of her customer with her head going up and down like a spastic bobble-head baseball park giveaway.