Unhappily, the annual farmerart/trojangreg debauch at...

Unhappily, the annual farmerart/trojangreg debauch at this sleazy old joint took place sans trojangreg. The two heroes just could not make connections this year. farmerart was left to his own devices at the 5 this year. Sometimes this works out for farmerart and sometimes it becomes a disaster for the poor old gent. This year's visit was something in between the two extremes.

No 5 Orange remains a real lousy value proposition for us PLs. The standard $50 lapper price remains. Two brassy dancers even tried to extort a $60/song lapper price from this wide-eyed elderly Alberta hillbilly. The impression remains that beer prices might have risen here. It seems that there was less change from a sawbuck after each Kokanee was plopped down on the bar for farmerart's drinking pleasure. Many, many Kokanees were consumed so farmerart's recollection of beer prices may not be 100% reliable. Previous years saw $6.75 beers. Whatever current prices for beer may be at the 5, this is not the place for a cheap journey down the road to becoming googly-eyed. No report on the much hyped gourmet food purported to be available now at this crappy joint. farmerart's appetites on this evening wandered in non-gustatory directions.

As ever, the dancer crew at No 5 Orange is among the most attractive to be found anywhere in Canada. With so few SCs in the greater Vancouver area an ugly dancer just cannot get a gig in this town. Brutal for those girls but pleasant for us PLs. Unhappily, it also gives these attractive dancers the unhealthy ideas that their pussies are sacrosanct; available only to Canada's 1%ers, income-wise. The first two dancers that farmerart took to VIP for dances possessed this attitude of entitlement. He was not inclined to use his hefty wad of cash to change the attitudes of these two girls.