A two day trip out to...

A two day trip out to civilization gave me a chance for my first SC visit in almost six months. For a hardcore monger like me this joint would not have been my first choice but a guy has to take what he can get. Nothing much changes at this old joint. Still no cover charge; no parking fees, no lap dances, no dancer/customer contact of any kind whatsoever, same wretched piss trough in the men's bog. From the size of my tab at the end of the evening I am guessing that beers are about $5.50-$6.00. There is an alcoholic haze hovering over that part of my evening.

All my whining aside, I must admit.......DAMN!.....I like this place! When I am here I am as comfortable as if I am back in my man cave at Rancho farmerart. The added bonuses here are the hot dancers cavorting on stage and the buxom bartender making sure that the bottle of beer in front of me is never an empty.

It appears that this is big boobies week at the old spot. All girls but one that I saw on stage sported fine sets of nice big naturals. One petite blonde was the star of the evening. Lovely long hair, cute face with happy dimples every time she smiled, gorgeous firm large breasts topped with outrageously suckable pink nipples and areolae, a sweet cameltoe begging to be kissed, shapely legs quivering sexily as she strutted around the stage. When it came time for the dreaded loonie/toonie toss that I absolutely abhor this young blond dancer had a new trick that I had never seen before. She used the sweet cheeks of her delectable ass to hold the handle of an empty draft beer jug as she invited the boys to toss coins into the jug. Hilarious as all go to hell! But also unbelievably sexy. Watching her bounce around the stage, boobies bobbling, with this ridiculous beer jug sticking out of her ass was entrancing. The boys in the audience thought so too. This girl did as well with tips as did all the other dancers combined. One over-refreshed lad in gyno row made airplanes out of $5 and $10 bills to toss at the tempting beer jug. The blonde had a new implement to pick up all the coins on the floor that missed the beer jug - a magnetic mop! Quite a nifty instrument and much better than the magnetic vacuum cleaners that I have seen other Alberta dancers use.