I have tried to visit this...

I have tried to visit this club in the past but the club insists upon ID scan before entry and I absolutely refuse to submit to that outrage and I have never been able to talk my way past the bruisers out front. Killing time in north Edmonton waiting for some precision metal grinding to be done, I give this joint another shot. Miracle of miracles; I am able to bullshit my way past the gentle giant manning the ID scan at the entrance.

I should not have bothered.

The club's decor is better than average for Edmonton SCs but it is a multi-level club, a feature I generally do not like in clubs. Over-consumption of wobbly pops and stairs in SCs can be a deadly combination for me. Not a problem for me on this visit since I was not pounding back the Kokanees. Up the stairs from the entrance you are confronted by the main room; booths and other seating surround the big main stage with the bar in the back of the room. I scurried back to my preferred SC seating area - the bar. Nursing virgin Caesars, I watched two rather energetic stage shows performed by girls slathered in ink. I was not aroused by these ladies and was contemplating a quick exit from this club.