Reviews by farmerart
Submit a ReviewSubi's Place
12916 Northline Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
My visit to Henry's north ended...
My visit to Henry's north ended much earlier than expected so I drove down here to see if respected Detroit tuscl guru vincemichaels' opinion that Subi's is a 'little gem' was correct. I bit my…
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
My visit to Bogarts last summer...
My visit to Bogarts last summer was so grim that I vowed never to return. However, the chance to meet Detroit tuscl guru, vincemichaels, easily helped to change my mind. I arrived before vince so…
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
I am a big fan of...
I am a big fan of Henry's South but on this trip to Detroit I wanted to check out Henry's North. The two clubs are very similar, this one being the smaller of the two.…
Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr
Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3
Canada
This is a very glitzy club,...
This is a very glitzy club, associated I think, with the famous Treasures in Houston. Very elegant multi-level main stage viewed from the main floor and the upper floor. Bars and tables on each level.…
Matheson's Exotic Bar
1290 Matheson Blvd E, Mississauga, ON L4W 1R1, Canada*
I was enticed into visiting this...
I was enticed into visiting this club by a couple of spicy tuscl reviews. I did NOT have that kind of experience. The dancers were of a low attractiveness level and many were blasted out…
Midway Invader
6809 Invader Crescent
Mississauga, ON L5T 2B7
Canada
I visited this club mainly to...
I visited this club mainly to see how it compared to its sister clubs in the Cabaret group (Cannonball, Million Dollar, Locomotion). I have now completed the Cabaret Group quadractor.<p> Same kind of building (cement…
Cannonball Cabaret
200 Advance Blvd, Brampton, ON L6T 4V5, Canada*
Aaaaaah. The good ol' Cannonball! I...
Aaaaaah. The good ol' Cannonball! I started thinking about this visit about five seconds after my plane took off in Paris taking me back to Canada. I was really twitchy by the time the plane…
No 5 Orange Showroom Pub
195 Powell St, Vancouver, BC V6A 1G3, Canada*
This review is for a visit...
This review is for a visit about ten days ago. The Orange is located in the heart of Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, an area reported to be the poorest postal code in Canada. After dark, swarms…
Diamonds Gentlemens Club
4635 Gateway Blvd NW
Edmonton, AB T6H 5C3, Canada
I had some time to kill...
I had some time to kill waiting for a flight to Vancouver and this seemed as good a place as any to do it. This club has had trouble in the past with underage drinkers…
French Maid
1240 2 Street Southwest, Calgary, AB T2P 0B4, Canada*
I have been dropping into this...
I have been dropping into this club rather regularly since my visit in mid August. This post is more an update than a review since the private dancing is still evolving at this club. This…
X-Static
4610 50 Ave, Red Deer, AB T4N 3Z8, Canada*
I liked this club a great...
I liked this club a great deal. Of all the Alberta clubs I have visited this is the best place I have seen. The club is located in downtown Red Deer, a mid-sized city in…
Showgirls
7805 71 St NW, Edmonton, AB T6B 1W9, Canada*
I had to slip into Edmonton...
I had to slip into Edmonton for some welding rods and, as if by magic, the F-150 parked in front of this club. It is located in a mixed residential/light industrial area of Edmonton -…
Blue Oasis Gentlemens Club
5005 50 St, Drayton Valley, AB T7A 1E2, Canada*
My aimless wanderings in retirement took...
My aimless wanderings in retirement took me to Drayton Valley so a stop at this club was in order. To my great surprise I find the club has never been reviewed so a newbie like…
Rig Pig Club
3063 4 St, Leduc, AB T9E 8A7, Canada*
Bored to tears in retirement, I...
Bored to tears in retirement, I accepted a job from an old buddy that meant spending a few days at his company's yard in Nisku. That inevitably led to spending some time at this tavern…
French Maid
1240 2 Street Southwest, Calgary, AB T2P 0B4, Canada*
After an evening of booze and...
After an evening of booze and bullshit with old oil patch cronies I finished off my night at this club, my first visit in well over 25 years. The old French Maid was really rocking…
Million Dollar
7222 Torbram Rd
Mississauga, ON L4T 3V2
This is the last stop on...
This is the last stop on my stay in the GTA. This is an interesting building - maybe an old theatre? No valet fee or cover charge. Beer is the usual insane price<$9>. The lap…
Cannonball Cabaret
200 Advance Blvd, Brampton, ON L6T 4V5, Canada*
This another of the action clubs...
This another of the action clubs in the GTA. It is in a warehouse style building converted to this use in a light industrial area of Brampton. No valet or cover charge. Large main stage…
New Locomotion Club
2325 Matheson Blvd E
Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3
Canada
Grubby litter strewn parking lot with...
Grubby litter strewn parking lot with a dozen imposing black SUVs and a guy and a girl screaming obscenities at each other.
Grubby litter strewn entrance way leads to old warehouse style building converted to this…
Brass Rail Tavern
701 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2B2, Canada
I visited this place after a...
I visited this place after a post business meeting meal at a restaurant further up Yonge Street. Many bottles of Bordeaux were consumed during that meal so my memories of the Brass Rail's specifics are…
Nikki's Roadhouse
491 Oxford 2
Princeton, ON N0J 1V0, Canada
This the sort of place I...
This the sort of place I am familiar with from my days of chasing down missing roughnecks, jughustlers, and toolpushes during my early years in the Western Canadian oil patch. This is the prototypical biker…
Coliseum
11300 E 8 Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48205
I stopped for lunch here at...
I stopped for lunch here at the Coliseum as I was leaving Detroit. I was also praying for a sweet "dessert". No cover charge when I entered but the usual valet fee applied <$6 or…
Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
This is another of Detroit's splashy...
This is another of Detroit's splashy strip palaces cum bordello. The standard $6 valet fee was extorted and there is a $10 cover charge to enter. Main floor features the show stage, a lounge area…
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
A nap replenished my energy after...
A nap replenished my energy after my exertions at H8S and I headed to this glitzy garishly lit building that gave all indications from the outside of providing a fine experience inside. $6 valet parking…
Henry the VIII South
15480 Dix Toledo Rd
Southgate, MI 48195
I understand this club and Bogart's...
I understand this club and Bogart's <my previous evening's dead spot> have common ownership so I was prepared for disappointment. The cover charge was $3 as I entered a scruffy non-descript interior. I made a…
Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club
N576 US-12
Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
I chanced upon this place when...
I chanced upon this place when pulling off I-94 to spend the night at a state park near the kitschy, Disneyland-like pleasures of Wisconsin Dells. I guess Chubby's exists for daddy to have some play…






















