I entered this club minutes after...

I entered this club minutes after it opened at 4:00 P.M. It is an elegant club with sweet decor and dancers at work right at the open. The manager was wearing a tux (this isn't the Cannonball!). However, it is an expensive place. Lap dances are the standard $20/song. It costs $20 to enter the lap dance area; a further $70 ($90 total) for a comfortable booth; $300 and up for the Champagne Room and various options. I had already decided that I was going to try the Champagne Room experience for the first in a SC before I had even seen any of the dancers available. In less than 10 minutes I had chosen a tall willowy ditzy young blonde for my first foray into the wild world of the SC Champagne Room. The girl was excited, too. This was the first Champagne Room she had sold since Christmas. I was separated from a good chunk of my bankroll by this young girl. Don't think I will go this route again but ..................................

P.S. to Chris Rock: You are wrong, sir,