After spending a day with a...

After spending a day with a drilling crew kitting out a new rig for me here in Nisku, I offered the boys an evening at the Rig Pig (on my dime) before they started the 1000km marathon hauling the big iron up north to the well site. They happily accepted my offer.

We chanced on an evening of some sort of pole dancing competition. The stage shows were absolutely spectacular! All dancers were amazingly athletic and imaginative in their routines. The stage has four poles and some overhead bars. To see these naked ladies writhe and entwine their bodies around the poles and then bounce from bar to bar was most entertaining. These girls were not your typical breasty strippers. They were all slim with well toned bodies, all muscles being well defined as with all fit athletes. I would not have dared to arm wrestle with a single one of them. Of course, this is Alberta so the loonie tip toss remains the loathsome feature that I detest so much. I have to admit that the girls earned every single loonie tossed at their gaping vaginas. The big crowd (including my boys) made sure that each girl left the stage with a heavy bagful of the coins. I chatted with a dancer from eastern US who was experiencing the loonie toss for the first time. She was amazed how much coin she was raking in each day.

There is no lap dancing available at the Rig Pig. Entertainment is booze and naked babes on the stage - nothing more unless a game of pool interests you. My boys made a big dent in the bar's supply of Kokanee Supercans - $5.75 special - a helluva deal for those huge cans! My no alcohol drinks were $3; again, a helluva deal in a SC. The food menu has been improved since my last visit and food quality seems to be better with very fair prices for what you get. I had to leave my boys and move to the part of the room being serviced by a hot busty waitress wearing an extremely low cut top. Suffice to say that the girl had a BIG night tip-wise! The bartender was also excessively buxom but not as receptive to tipping. She gave me a glare that froze my soul when she saw me tucking a $5 bill into the waitress' cleavage. The waitress minded not at all.