Business meetings left me time for...

Business meetings left me time for only a short late night visit to the 5 on this trip to Vancouver. Club details have not changed from my review of last May. The freakin' lap dances are still $50/song! I got hit with the cover charge and the security crap because of my late night arrival. This club closes at 1:00AM so I was forced to get down to the nitty gritty immediately since it was about midnight when I came in the door.

I grabbed a Kokanee from the bartender and was absolutely gobsmacked when he greeted me by name as he handed me my bottle of beer. What the hell did I do back in May to imprint my name on this guy's brain? I quickly scoped out the room, eying the dancers with lust. As usual at the 5 there were some serious beauties in attendance.

The hottest girl in the room was sitting at a table with four guys chatting and drinking. Normally I don't interrupt a girl chatting with prospective customers but this girl was a screamin' 10 and seemed (to my eye) to be bored with the table of young guys she was sitting with. With little over 45 min to closing time, I boldly walked over to her table, stuck a $20 bill down her cleavage, and invited her upstairs for lap dances. She bounced up so quickly at my invitation that she almost tipped over the table of beer! Four young guys shoot daggers out of their eyes at grinnin' ol' farmerart!