I was driving back to Toronto...

I was driving back to Toronto from Detroit and stopped here for lunch - very easy to find using the Industrial Rd. exit from the 401. Fair sized building in a strip mall. When I entered (about 1:15P.M.) I saw not a soul. I sat at the bar and shouted out to get someone's attention. A trailer-trash bartender appeared and asked what I wanted to drink. I asked about lunch and girls first. Bartender tells me I buy food somewhere else and bring it in with me and that there is only one dancer in the club at the moment. Nothing here for me. I head out the door but not before being accosted by the sole dancer in the joint. Her charms did nothing to keep me in the club. Why bother opening the club during the day if this is what you are selling?