Comments by kingcripple (page 5)

@sshrfrsky but did she show you that tight little pussy?

39? Where the hell did you come up with thar number

Yes. No different for me

Who do i want to win? Houston of course Who will win? Likely GS

I like it better because it's funnier

IceyDildo is better than IceyDodo imo

Idk if marina counts as a celebrity

Not yet. Had a very lively discussion about this with a couple strippers monday. I also did this same thread a few years ago

^that's majority!

It can happen. Not often at all. I've seen pics of one strippers daughter. Does that count?

As much as i want to say something bad about strippers, i really can't. The vast majority of strippers that I've come into contact with have always been kind and interesting and entertaining to talk to. I chalk it up to having excellent customer service. Something i no longer care to have, honestly. People with excellent customer service more often than not will have nothing but bad things to say about their customers though. And i sympathize. But i think that's where the bad rap comes from. You see strippers here, or on stripperweb talking bad about mongers, assigning terms like PL, unless you have a tough skin, it's no wonder strippers are looked down on. Unless, you're speaking of just the general population's perception of strippers. I'm pro sex workers. I advocate for safe work environment for these girls. And I'm incredibly sympathetic to what they have to put up with from their customers. The general public just as an all out negative perception of strippers that's completely baseless

I have an incredible amount of self control. I go to a club, find a girl in the 7-10 range (this will be subjective), and develop a rapport with her. It may take a few months but whatever. You can even do this with multiple girls. The pay off is i get extras virtually free. I buy the dances or the cabana, and that's really all i pay for aside from drinks

Are they getting paid? Do the strippers care? If the answers are yes and no respectively, then why do you care?

What the fuck is a teronasaurus? I love dinosaurs and never learned of this one

@Sirp I'm going to tell you a similar situation that i find myself in and you tell me if you think the same thing you think for your own situation. Then I'm going to give you my take on your situation Mu situation: back in November, i decide to approach this dancer and invite her to my table once her second set is done. She does and we talk. I buy two dances. Do it again the next day. This repeats throughout November and December, some combination of Sunday Monday and Friday. Sometimes one of those days. I sometimes buy three instead of two. Go back in February on my birthday. She let's me pick a song for her stage show. Here's the fun part- she tells the manager it's my birthday and he buys me a shot. About an hour and a half later, after i was done getting dances from her, she asks the manager to buy me two more shots. The next week i go to see her again. She asks the manager to yet again buy me a shot. Well, he motioned to her to ask me if i wanted a shot, same thing in my book. Did a cabana like on my birthday. Hadn't had any otc dates yet but agreed if i got two more cabanas that she'd go out with me. I didn't keep a tab, but i more or less paid the same amount in dances you did in a shorter period. It might very well be less money. And that most recent visit, she tells me two things. One i personally have never heard from a stripper. The first thing she told me was, at first she thought of me as just another regular but she didn't anymore and thought i was really cool. She even told me the exact moment she figured i was legitimately funny. Now, I've heard similar stuff from strippers before and thought nothing of it. But the second thing she told me really caught me off guard and i had to sit back and think about it. Honestly I'm still mulling it over in my head. She told me that when she met me she was really depressed but after getting to know me she wasn't anymore. I made a thread about it and the general consensus was that it had to do with the money. But i just don't think that's possible given that ive only spent 300-400 in four months on this girl. The last time i spoke two her she sent five texts, which she never does. On the other hand, remember the manager she asks to buy me drinks? I am 85-87% sure they are dating. Also i had a waitress give me a free drink once and put it on the manager tab without him knowing. So tell me, is my situation like yours? Does this girl REALLY like me? Now let me tell you what i think about your little story. How do people find their mates? Strippers have a very specific job i would say is very similar to a bartender, barista, cocktail waitress or even a therapist. Part of their job is to converse with, engage and be chummy with their customers. If you have a regular bartender or barista, i can see how an attachment can be developed on either side. They're human (strippers, not so much). It's totally possible to date them. But is it smart on their part? In a way everyone is right when they say stop spending money on her and see what happens. I assumed you already did somewhere into the alleged 10 otc dates. From my experience, when I've moved on to a different dancer, dancers that I've previously spent money on, still come up to me, hug me, chat for a bit. Waitresses that are not waiting on me on a particular day always stop and say hi, one even gave me a big hugSo in a way, i don't think this matters to see what happens if you stop spending money on her. On the other hand, if you guys date at least semi seriously, would you still go see her at the club? Would you still buy dances from her? I just don't think dating a customer would be to profitable for a stripper. And as low of an opinion as i have on strippers, i think they are smart enough to know that. Why would they lose out on that income? Oh you think they would find another customer to compensate? Why would they do that when they could keep you as a customer and get new ones in the process? Verdict: this is bullshit. Either you made this entire thing up or you're leaving out that you pay her for the dates. Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most

I was very disappointed in junior high when i bought a bottle and women did not flock to me like in the commercials

My understanding of this is you used to pay her for that stuff then you take a break, come back and expect the same treatment without the pay? I probably got that wrong. I refuse to believe that she missed you and is upset that you cut contact for a bit. That's bullshit

I knew who Cardi was before i knew who offset was just saying

Mets are 1-0. Let's see how quickly they fuck it up

^^no i meant telling me i could toss your salad then not following through!

A bunch of strippers have called me sweet. Civvies too. You wouldn't believe the perks of being the nice guy at the club

^^^Yes it is nicespice!

NS next time we meet up can i make you cum in your pants then?

Miss you juice

I've seen some fat ghetto bitches dancing