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mikeya02

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747 posts by mikeya02

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Ok, what really is a sugar baby?

Based partly on a couple girls I knew, I thought it meant all the girls expenses were paid and she got a spending allowance. In return the guy had unlimited access, so to speak. Is this the way it goes?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 11

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Trivial Pursuit irony......

It was created in 1979, in Montreal by a Canadian!!! Who knew that? I played it once with an escort. She thought Casa Blanca was some kind of horse..lol

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 8

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Hey Founder, no screenshots, but I really know my shots, man

I really know..... Airshot, birdshot, gunshot, buckshot, potshot, overshot, snapshot, rimshot, bowshot, countershot, scattershot, grapeshot, hipshot, trickshot, hotshot, upshot, slingshot, bankshot, moneyshot, cumshot, singleshot, doubleshot, tripleshot..smoke some pot I'm not sure why I thought of this

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 3

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Bikini babes, guns, and tanks

This is what we need more of.....if only they were eating bacon http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/swimsuit-calendar-shot-utah-army-base-sparks-investigation-article-1.1977704

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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Quality vs Quantity

Steve's thread about trying super expensive beef also raised this question. If you met your dream stripper, would you offer her 1k, 2k, 3k, just to have her? Or would you rather have 10 other girls that everyone can…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 27

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My cable just went out this morning

I need a new cable box. Instead of doing something rash, I'll put on Netflix

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 9

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Chargers vs Raiders..A wager for Slick

I'll wager 12 rolled tacos and a dinner at Phil's BBQ that the Chargers beat the Raiders What is your wager?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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The Ronettes.....cute/hot/sexy?

I say yes. Wonder what you guys think.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 17

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Johnny Cash : first rapper

I was kind of kidding before, but after seeing the lyrics to " I've Been Everywhere", I think I might be right. Pretty clever rhyming. Forget about memorizing it. [Chorus:] I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 4 20

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I just found out I can save %15 in 15 minutes on my car insurance......

What's that? Everyone knows that?....Well, did you know Jerikson is a bad motivational speaker? " I look around this room, and I see nothing but pussified dudes. (pointing) You are a pussy for tipping too much, and you are a fat…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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I had a lucid dream about MST 3K......

....but instead of Joel and the robots, it was Steve, with Slick to his left, and Motor to the right. Besides cracking jokes about the movie "The Crawling Eye", they were also making numerous pop culture references. It was hilarious!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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For you gun lovers...this guy is fast

The Waco Kid lives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HN7THecwg

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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OT: National Toy Hall of Fame

Who will Slip'N Slide into the top two spots to become the latest toys featured in the National Toy Hall of Fame? Officials at The Strong's National Museum of Play on Monday announced its 12 National Toy Hall of Fame finalists…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 16

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I finally finished LOST

What a rip off. By the way, is "The Boring Dead" still on? Anything new happening with the plot?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 7

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Meaty digit joke

What would you call Lopaw if she had Duke's sausage fingers? Well hung!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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Bacon condoms

They are here. Gives a new meaning to "porking" https://twitter.com/kevinlamparter/status/512661876346322944

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 7

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Scam 206-801-6130

Just now, some foreign sounding guy, told me he's from the legal department of the IRS, and a claim of tax fraud has been filed against me. Call this number to clear things up or the IRS will have…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 13

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A poem for Jerikson

Jerikson and Jill, went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jerikson came down all pissed off.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 11

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I think Juice should be a hand model..

You know, close-ups of those fat mitts grasping beers out of the cooler. or digging into a bucket of KFC drumsticks. A fresh new look!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 13

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So what's worse in sports?

Stewart plows straight into fellow driver standing on the track, killing him? Perterson whips a 4 yr old with a switch, leaving injury marks on him? Rice knocks out his girl and stands there like a thug who could care less? Personally? Peterson…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 31

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Honeymoon joke of the day

After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love. After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one" The groom went over and slapped her.. "Why did you do that?"…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 7

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A limerick for Slick

One day while going for a drive, I saw Slick on the 405, he was smoking Panama Red, while getting some head, he's luckey to be alive!

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2

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SJG and cable TV

When your cable goes out, you need an outlet When you need an outlet, you go to TUSCL When you go to TUSCL, you want to show off your creative writing When you show off your creative writing, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SJG Don't be a tool that…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 6

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Do you remember the name of the first girl you had sex with?

I just remembered...Ann. In her room at her parents house. I also remember I wished it had been her best friend, Sheryl.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 31

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Club recommendations for the Disneyland area?

Can anyone recommend a club in the Disneyland area? I will be cruising there on my hotwheels tricycle next month. I'm looking for a club that serves beer to minors, and with girls that will sit and talk to me,…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 12
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