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mikeya02

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747 posts by mikeya02

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Jizzing on a girl

Face, ass, or tits? I like jizzing on a hot ass, once in a while

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 13

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What Tuscl members sound like at times.....

That parrot commercial......lol http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Muf/wix-com-antons-animal-kingdom

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 3

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Those big foam #1 fingers that football fans wear?

They were invented in N. Carolina.......inspired by Juice :)

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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Good stripper mom

Some of you guys come up with what horrible persons strippers are. I hardly see it. I know one 21y/o stripper with a 2 year old baby girl. The baby has been to the beach, the San Diego Zoo, The…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 4 7

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Hey Juice. Remember finger painting in the third grade?

Did it take mere seconds to do one? Did the teacher ask you to finger paint the entire room? I can't help it :)

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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Any of these movie parodies sound good?

Slickspic's Day Off Shallow Shadow When JohnSmith met Dreamstripper Juicy Sausagehands The Dougster of Wall Street LMN's Baby Zipman and Sharkhunter's Excellent Adventure Steve229 goes to Washington AlucarDracula

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 6

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The Girl Can't Help It- A tribute to Jayne Mansfield

I never saw these pics of Jayne. Damn, she was a doll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lfa8tTFPO4

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 8

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Juice must be an awesome arm wrestler.....

I looked at his Facebook pics again and I just noticed that..... Juice has no wrists!.....Just huge arms attached to hamhock hands!....lol

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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So I drove my BMW to the SC.......

I went to the ATM, and upon seeing my DS, i sprung a TB, and we started DFK'ing. She asked if I wanted to LDK, but I said I preferred OTC. She said that would be 1G. I protested…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 3

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Two silly jokes

Two dyslexics walked into a bra A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel from a sailing ship strapped around his groin. "Doesn't that hurt?", said the bartender. The pirate replied, "arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!"

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 7

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A bowling ball for Juice

Let's face it, I doubt the poor guy ever found a bowling ball he could stuff his mitts into. You guys wanna chip in and get Juice a custom made ball? I think it.s a nice gesture

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 15

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Peculiar tastes in foods

We all have peculiar tastes in women, I'm guessing it's the same for food I like mustard on scrambled eggs Sometimes I like butter on steaks...sometimes just ketchup I like peanut butter and butter sandwiches I like butter on saltine crackers I sometimes put hot…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 21

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Joke of the night

What does Madonna and the Titantic have in common? They both went down with over a thousand men

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 3

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TUSCL Ratpack

Yes, kinda silly but..........who would they be? Frank Sinatra=? Dean Martin=? Sammy Davis Jr.= (lol, a no brainer for me) Joey Bishop=? Peter Graves=?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 3

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XTRA!! Unknown man saves Fontana Dam in North Carolina

A small leak in the Fontana Dam threatened to grow larger and flood the entire region. On lookers saw a man holding a bucket of fried chicken, walk out of the trees and stuck one immense finger in the leak, thereby…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 16

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XTRA!! String of KFC robberies baffle police----Asheville, NC

In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access. "It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer. Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 13

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Why cannot I stay logged on!?

No stay logged on button...kicked off if I go somewhere for 30 minutes. Is it just me!?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 15

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Drugged out bitch Pelosi and doddering old fool Reid

They're gone right? No more wacked-out statements? I wish

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 4

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XTRA! Man in Asheville, Carolina cannot use voting machine......

It seems that instead of voting for one candidate, the prodigious girth of his fingers confused the touchscreen, and multiple and wrong selections kept appearing. The man was heard saying as he left, "Faggots!, Try sticking a…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 5

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Lolita

Just watched the movie. Surprised that the lolita in the film was actually only 13. Ever find yourself looking at a beautiful really young girl running around in shorts? Yes, cute is cute, but some girls put off a…

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 11

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You guys like cigars?

I prefer mine to be hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Cuban cuties, but in a pinch, Swisher Sweets or Black and Mild will do.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 10

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Star Wars Nerds

Not kidding, this shit is funny http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-star-w_fun

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 3

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Jokes of the day....Redd Foxx

yes, this stuff cracks me up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0N9uOXdiEU

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 2

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Any of you guys play Grand Theft Auto?

I tried a few times, but I had no instructions or patience. So I never made it to cars, clubs, strippers,.....I was lucky to swipe a bicycle and punch a few people, before getting mowed down by some Mexican gang.

mikeya0211 yrs ago 1 9

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What's with the super faint blue type on the Discussion forum page?

Now the black type is gone. Hard to read. Or is it just me?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 11
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