Reviews by sinclair

I went to Glamour Girls at 23:20 on a Saturday night. There is a small parking lot next to the strip club, but it was full. I parked on a nearby side street. A security…

I went to Lizzy’s Gentlemen’s Club at 00:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is in a long gray building that was once a strip mall. Now, the only tenants are Lizzy’s and a…

I went to the Novelty Lounge at 23:20 on a Friday night. I parked on Main Street right in front of the storefront. There was no cover charge. I have stayed in Oneonta several times…

I went to Busty Hearts Place around 22:45 on a Saturday night. The club is located off the grid in the mountains of northern Pennsylvania, which is probably why the last review was eleven years…

I went to the Showboat Bikini & Sports Resort at 20:45 on a Saturday night. The club is located a couple miles east of El Dorado. There is a maximum security prison just across US…

Baby Dolls was only two miles from my hotel, and I had driven past it a dozen times, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and stop at 18:00 on a Saturday. The…

I went to Foxy’s Gentleman’s Club at 23:40 on a Friday night and stayed past closing time. Parking is free on the street. The club is in a corner storefront along the main drag of…

I went to Mustang Gentleman’s Club on a Friday at 20:30. The strip club is at the last turnoff before you hit Fort Riley. If you miss the turn, you will end up having to…

I went to Dangerous Curves at 21:00 on a Friday night. This strip club is fully nude and does not have a liquor license. Parking is on the street. The cover charge was $15. You…

I went to Lookers Gentleman’s Club at 18:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is in a small warehouse made of cinder blocks with a metal roof. The parking lot is gravel. Lookers is…

I went to Knockouts on a Saturday night at 21:30. Upon entering, there is a desk along a hallway to pay the cover charge. There was a $10 cover charge to get in. It appeared…

I went to Crossroads Showgirls at 19:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. Dancers do not get on stage until 19:30. Beers were $7 in twelve ounce cans.…

I went to the Vegas Strip Gentlemen’s Club around 20:30 on a Friday night. The strip club is across the road from Kellogg’s distribution center. There was a $5 cover charge, and my driver's license…

I went to Danzer's Show Club at 19:15 on a Friday night. There was no cover charge. When I arrived, the club was dead. Dancers didn’t seem to hit the stage until 19:30. A long…

I visited the Coyote Club around 00:30 on a Friday night. The strip club is in a small warehouse not far from Interstate 74. The club is surrounded by the three musketeers of no-tell motels:…

I went to Beansnappers at 17:30 on a Saturday evening. There was a $10 cover charge, but it included two drinks. You get your first drink right away and are given a card to redeem…

I made a few visits to the Silver Bullet while working in the area. The club opens at 20:00, and dancers do not take the stage until 21:00. There is free admission before 21:00 and…

I went to Big Bon’s on a Friday night around 22:00. Big Bon’s is in the middle of nowhere. The club does not have a liquor license, but you can drink alcohol inside the building…

I made a couple late evening visits to Fantasy’s while taking care of business in the Cherry Capital of the World. Fantasy’s is a nude strip club with no alcohol. On Wednesday, I was charged…

I went to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club on a Saturday night at 22:00. There are two parking lots. The main lot is in the shape of a trapezoid in front of the building, and the…

I went to Bar Mania after midnight on a Wednesday night. I parked along the street. There was a $5 cover charge, and I had to walk through a metal detector. The inside is dark…

I went to Rendez-Vous 10-35 on a Tuesday evening at 18:30. The club is at the junction of Autoroute 10 and Autoroute 35. The parking lot looked like it was paved at some point, but…

The O.D. Mar Inn had not been reviewed in over fifteen years, so I stopped by while in town to see what its status was. I visited at 22:15 Saturday night. Parking is free on…

I visited McHale’s around 23:45 on a Saturday night. McHale’s is basically a dive bar with strippers that takes up two small storefronts in downtown Corning. There was no cover charge to enter and parking…

I threw caution to the wind and visited the Whoosah Lounge at 21:00 on a Saturday night. The building looked dilapidated with pieces of siding missing or falling off. The parking lot to the left…