sinclair's Review

I went to Trim Gentlemen’s Club on a Thursday night at 23:45. I had been to Daisy Dook’s many times, but this was my first time here after the club was remodeled into Trim. Overall, the club seemed mostly the same. The biggest difference I saw was the ‘practice stage’ had been ripped out of the upper level. The lower level still has a large T-shaped main stage with three poles. It looks like the back right corner that used to host bachelor party shower shows has been converted into a small stage.

I paid a $15 cover charge at the door and brought in a few Sincweiser tallboys since this is a BYOB club. Beer, wine, champagne, and seltzers are allowed. Hard alcohol is not allowed. This place still has tables with large basins in the middle of them to hold ice. The bouncer will fill the basin with ice if you have a lot of beer you want to keep cold. You can bring in your own coolers as well.

Trim was as dead as a doornail. There were eight dancers and four customers including myself. Dancers were supposed to get completely nude on stage, but only a few actually opted to do so. I only found one slim, avant-garde dancer to be attractive. I tipped her on stage, and she never came back to talk to me. The door girl was the second most attractive female on the premises. I was constantly harassed by the worn out thirty-something moms and obese black bitches whom I had no interest in. One saggy-breasted stripper saw I had a wad of singles at my table and said I should make it rain on her. So she wanted me to throw one hundred singles at her because I was disgusted by the way she looks?