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7 years ago
B.
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7 years ago
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How common this is depends upon the city. In some places I expect it, in others I know it’s next to impossible.
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7 years ago
Thank you real. I now understand.
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7 years ago
1 hour and 37 minutes.
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7 years ago
All these raids did was capture the guys who are desperate and/or just plain stoopid. The cops love going after this kind of low hanging fruit because it doesn’t take much work and it allows them to publish articles like this to justify their worthless jobs.
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7 years ago
Heisenberg
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7 years ago
$60 is the highest price I’ve ever seen. Both times it was in California. I did not pay that much.
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7 years ago
How do you have 2 LDKs from 5 dancers? In 4 clubs?
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7 years ago
She’s a sex worker, so it’s ok to ask her for things that are of a sexual nature.
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7 years ago
Stay out of it is obviously the “right” answer. But if this had happened with the DS I know that I probably would have tried to help her.
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7 years ago
No political meaning was meant by choosing two democrats. I just couldn’t think of any republican women who are this ugly.
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7 years ago
My point exactly. They are both completely and totally unfuckable which means that a heterosexual male can’t possibly get it up for them unless he’s incredibly desperate.
I thought of this thread while watching Trump’s state of the union address. They kept showing Pelosi, and she looked even more unattractive than usual. What I felt was extraordinary sympathy for any man who comes home to that.
I didn’t include Sara Palin because she is a kind of cute fuckable MILF. I suspect that several here would be willing to do her without much hesitation.
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7 years ago
I sure as hell wouldn’t want to babysit this group of misfits but I join everyone in giving thanks to founder for his efforts to clean the place up. Now if you can just find a way to get rid of SJG.
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7 years ago
Well written article which makes the obvious and undeniable point that bitcoin is fake money, with nothing more behind it than Monopoly money. It’ll crash and be worthless as soon as people like Dougster get tired of playing monopoly.
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7 years ago
But I do admit that in 20 years we will all probably be fucking dolls. At least I’ll always have a redhead and she won’t say no.
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7 years ago
I would definitely let the doll in the picture suck my dick. If she were a woman. But she’s not she’s a doll. And fucking a doll is incredibly pathetic.
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7 years ago
My turtle tucked back into his shell after seeing the wife’s picture.
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7 years ago
If you are so ducked up that you can’t function in public without some animal to comfort you, then you have no business flying on an airplane. Almost every flight I take these days has one or more dogs, and it’s abusive. The sooner it stops the better.
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7 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
It certainly can’t hurt to complement a stripper on her looks. But most PLs greatly over estimate the benefits of compliments. What they really want is cash.
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7 years ago
Pretty much every stripper that does OTC communicates with customers via text (although I did have one who gave me an email address). But lots of strictly ITC strippers also use text to communicate about when she is working. So it’s not really much of an indication of otc willingness.
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7 years ago
I think this was Rick. If it was Dougster he would have been paying the strippers in bitcoin.
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7 years ago
Your only realistic options are to get a girlfriend or move to Detroit.
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7 years ago
to build on ironman’s point: there is a fourth option if she demands a tip.
4. Agree to tip her but insist that she do more to earn the tip. The something more could be sex or could simply be some type of elevated contact level.
I usually chose 3 or 4 if a dancer expects a tip for something basic like breast play. But if she’s a cute young redhead I admit that I might go with 1.
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7 years ago
You are mistaking a stripper for a civilian woman. That’s a common mistake but an important one to avoid. Strippers are sex workers. They sell their bodies, and so they are very used to answering questions about what men can do with their bodies. As long as you are not a complete ass about it, you don’t need to worry about asking them what they allow in a lap dance. You won't offend them. Just ask.
Here’s what you should do. Unless you know what will happen in a lap dance based upon past experience with the girl or the club, ask her before you go back about anything that you want. You are a breast man like me. So here’s what I often say: “You have beautiful breasts, is it ok during the lap dance if I play with them.” I sometimes add: “I will be respectful and not to aggressive, but I’m dying to play with them.” If she says anything other than an unqualified yes to these questions, then you will not be playing with her tits. Do not try to convince her to let you do what you want after she says no or maybe. Maybe is the same as no, and you only accept “yes” or “of course.”
I say no thanks to a dance if the stripper won’t allow breast play, and you should too since that’s inportant to you. Again, don’t worry about offending her by saying no dance if you can’t play with her tits. It’s your money and you get to decide what to pay for. And you don’t have to stop with touching her breasts. I often ask about other things that I like as well like sucking her nipples, although those other issues aren’t always a deal breaker.
After you do this with strippers for a while you will come back here asking us how to get a blow job. The answer is the same. Just ask. Those two words answer half of all the questions asked on tuscl. Just ask, and only pay if you get the right answer.
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7 years ago
Damn all of this sounds like it takes a lot of time. It seems so much easier to go shopping at a strip club instead. But to each his own.