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OT: Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight

Jan 30, 2018, 10:31 AM
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viking2012
FUCK IT!

Not overtime, off topic It was probably a ruse but if the unnamed woman really needs a peacock for emotional support she has serious problems that a peacock won't cure. Then again, at least she hasn't demanded the right to marry it, yet. :D

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Cashman1234

I read that article earlier - and it blew my mind! It would be a huge inconvenience to the other passengers to be forced to fly with a peacock in the cabin.

How can someone think a support peacock is reasonable to bring on a flight? How would the Bird even fit in the seat (that the woman purchased for it)? Those birds are loud - and they have a large wingspan too.

I am no fan of the airlines. But I agree - that’s not an appropriate support animal!

I need support too - so I bring my support stripper with me! I even get her a seat - but she spends most of the flight on my lap! I find it more soothing to have her on my lap - and my pants around my ankles....lol!

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shadowcat

Delta tightens leash on emotional support animals – but some groups are crying fowl.

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panza80

Support stripper great idea haha..now available on red eye flights to Vegas

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skibum609

America: A nation of lightweights and pussies. So glad I am old.

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viking2012

I don't need to be on a plane to require a support stripper. :D

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JohnSmith69

If you are so ducked up that you can’t function in public without some animal to comfort you, then you have no business flying on an airplane. Almost every flight I take these days has one or more dogs, and it’s abusive. The sooner it stops the better.

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dutchman2000

I think many try to get their pet certified so they can get travel privilege. I know for a fact this happens. Probably almost as easy as getting your doc to diagnose you and serve you up some chill pills!

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vincemichaels

Shit, think what the bird has to put up with, all those nasty people crammed together like fleas on a pile of shit.

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Cashman1234

So - would the airline be considered a pea “cock” blocker?

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shailynn

I think the peacock is more pretty than Jen Selter that I posted earlier today... but I’d still fuck Jen over the peacock.

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Hugh_G_Rection

I think Vince is on to something: The corporate bastards cram paying customers into economy flights like the Nazis crammed their concentration camp victims into cattle cars, and walking through post 9-11 security is a lot like walking through a gate marked "Arbeiten Macht Frei". Of course people are going to revert to irrational, almost infantile behaviors...

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Papi_Chulo

I can offer her my papicock as emotional support

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viking2012

Lol

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vincemichaels

^^^ Papi wins !!

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Uprightcitizen

I'm just glad they dont ban my physical needs stripper from flying with me.

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DeclineToState

^New Winner!! That and what vincemichaels said

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