Posts by ilbbaicnl

When I was a teenager (and dinosaurs roamed the earth), making out, without then proceeding to fucking/oral was still a thing. If you weren't in one of the more prison-bound cliques, you could be "going with" someone, only making…

I doubt I'd vote for her. But reports indicate that she, like many independents and some Republicans, was not down with daddy's sore loser shit. She's over 35. She could pardon dad without the whole is it…

I may be moving soon to a place with no washer and dryer. I'm wondering how much I should offers strippers to let me do a couple of loads of laundry during OTC. If you do OTC in nicespice's car,…

I've read that commercial air travel as we know it would not exist without first class passengers. You could have a viable airline with only first class seats, but not one with only economy seats. Economy class only…

Alternate title: does no good deed go unpunished? Being a bit of a boy scout PL, I always figured the ideal was to have one or two favs. Reasonably positive ones, like feeding a kid rather than an addiction…

My fav gave me her moving boxes she saved. One says "Dance Shoes", and another says "Hello Kitty". Are the movers going to guess where they came from?

An H-E-B reusable shopping bag has come into my possession. Does this mean I can get extras?

A Cuban stripper I got dances with told me they learn to shot an AK-47 in school there. So, if you're torn apart by a hail of large caliber bullets for ambush butthole fingering, don't say you weren't warned.

How can a Republican both continue to support Trump, and also support what Speaker McCarthy is doing with the debt limit? Why didn't Trump support the big cuts that are in the budget that McCarthy is tying…

At least one of the cashiers short changes. From now on, I'm going to avoid paying with a twenty, just to avoid the hassle.

Founded by Howard Edward Butt. Later changed its name to H-E-B. The 8th grader in me can't help but be amused that a stripper's favorite grocery store originally had the word "butt" in its name.

Not a Trump fan, but I’m not comfortable with how this DA in NY bootstrapped a misdemeanor charge against him into a felony. One potential silver lining is if the “I’m not racist, but” crowd can get woke in…