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869 posts by ilbbaicnl

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OT: Teen to MILF

Is there a stage in between? Or, in porn reality, do chicks just go from teen straight to MILF?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 10

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"Beat" and "glue"

They both translate to the same word in Spanish (pegar). I wonder if this leads to bad situations with your dominatrix in Spanish-speaking countries?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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Too firm implants and potato chips

Neither is my favorite but I'll eat em if they're there.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 1

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Black tuscler please help me out with this porn

http://www.xvideos.com/video181332/michelle_tucker_big_ass_party So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex? Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your ass, yet you dye your…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 8

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How can ass clowns everyone has on ignore can STILL be a pain?

Why, by endlessly recycling dead-and-buried threads off course!

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 11

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Intergluteal

Do any "extras" strippers offer intergluteal frottage/intercourse (butt crack wank/job) as an extra? Or, does anyone partake with escorts or civvies? Is there a slang term for this already? I recommend we call it "macedonian" since it's…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 6

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Semen Hypocrisy

She's moving her mouth towards yours. It's got some of either your cum or your pre-cum in it. What a dilemma. On the one hand, ewwwww. On the other, you expect her to take you jiz in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 11

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OT: Terrible news from northern Alberta

A McDonald's was destroyed by a huge explosion. The Mounties have no leads. The few survivors say that, just before the explosion, a lit stick of TNT came flying through the door, weighted with several dead cats.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 15

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The Tender Titties Issue

I'd be interested to get the opinions of others on this, dancer and custy. For the typical dancer, there will be certain days of the month when her tits are liable to be sore. I personally am not much…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 24

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Changing your handle

Wish we could. I'd change mine to QueenOfTheDouchenozzles. But that might exceed the length limit. QueenDouchenozz maybe?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 10

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Boob softness

Who else thinks she's really hot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0LnAcox2ws Course not everyone can smile that big and that long without it looking forced. That may be affecting my boobjectivity.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 17

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Shameless plug

A former dancer I know is now doing massage (only) in the Durham, NC area. Hot, petite, tats, jet black hair amaretta.bodyrubsites.com/home TER ID: 281522

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 21

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Take off, it's the beauty way to go

A recent post from one of our favorite members got me thinking: how easy would it be for an American stripper to bug out to Canada? Seems like it would not be that hard in places like Northern…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

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Wish you could find a woman who wasn't jealous?

Assuming these three women are friends, two of them clearly don't have a jealous bone in their hole bodies. http://cdn.luscious.net/images/730/lusciousnet_great_contrast_1169476582.jpg

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 19

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Stripping: Breaking it down

10 - 20% of strippers are Cliff the Postman with boobs. Hate dancing but not clear what in the whole wide world they would not hate. Only "pleasure" is spreading negativity to the lives of others. Includes…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4 21

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The movie "Hot Girls Wanted"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girls_Wanted Focusing on the girl from TX, the bad: o Grossed $25,000 in 4 months, ended up with $2,000 in her bank account. o In desperation at the end of her short time in porn, did some films that only guys who…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 4

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Need Lesbian Tech Support (Lopaw?)

So I went with a lesbian stripper to buy tampons. But she noticed next to the tampons they have cups now. Yeah, I know, ewww. I said what are you going to charge weirdos for a drink?…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 14

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Club called "American Bush" in Utah

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3676 Doesn't sound like a nude club, wouldn't expect one in Utah. So how would you know, anyway? Why would Utah be the last bastion of bush? Does the magic underwear make it grow back overnight if you…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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Uber Stripper

Those who use Uber: Is there a way a hot chick working as an Uber driver could use her hotness to help get customers?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 9

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Who says strippers aren't honest?

Stripper: when will I see you again? Me: not for a while I'm going on vacation. Stripper: I need some extra money can I clean your house while you're gone? Me: come over while I'm not there? I…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

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Since lopaw lives in La La Land...

...do you think they have Wear-your-strap-on-forehead-dildo-to-work day?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 10

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US vs. Canada

Canadian escorts don't seem to feel the need for a website like preferred411.com . Canadian strippers who do OTC will often offer it to you half-way through the first lapdance. Are Americans just paranoid or are we really…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 8

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PL, cat lady, same diff?

(Here I mean us hard-core, some say rare, PLs who are satisfied by a basic lap dance with no more than 2-way contact.) Both are generally getting on in years. Both generally are single or have a "complex" relationship with…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

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Is Bruce Jenner condeming himself to celibacy?

When Bruce was young, I can remember it wasn't unusual to hear women say he was one of the hottest guys alive. So, presumably, he's a reasonably hot older guy. Is it just me, or would anyone disagree…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 22

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Was Anyone Else In The Cub Scouts And Wonders If Their Den Mother Was Secretly A

Or is it just me?

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 13
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