Often, when a dancer expresses concern that her boobs may be too droopy, I volunteer to retire early, so I can walk around behind her and hold them up. This volunteer activity would I think drastically reduce my spending on lap dances, stretching my retirement savings. I'd still have some money for lap dances from strippers with nice booties while she's sleeping and stuff. Is this a workable retirement strategy.
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Absolutely. Every dancer to whom I've suggested this has been enthusiastic in their response.
Lol, what happens when you have to eat or use the restroom
What a guy! Way to get behind them and provide support, ilbbaicnl!!!
@Ibbie should be writing for the Tonight Show.
Boob tape is another cost-effective solution.
I thought you were going to say you suggested she started thinking about retiring.
I would eat at Olive Garden with the dancers with nice booties while the dancer with imaginary boob droop was sleeping. The hygiene of Olive Garden bathrooms is mediocre, but so is mine.
Now I know how they came up with the SNL “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handy. TUSCL has its own Jack Handy.
And who is willing to volunteer to help the dancer who thinks her booty is too small?
NiceSpice why must you offer such titillating suggestions…
One of my favs thought her butt was too flat. Which it was not, it was perfect. I asked her to marry me, and said I would be OK with her cheating, since I was old. But, alas, my plan to capitalize on her butt-doubt failed, she declined. In truth, I'd want to marry her even if her butt was actually flat, she was a total sweetheart.
I'd Tori from Bogarts ever retires..... I'm going to be heartbroken
Think that is known as a sagging pension fund
Most of the women in The Organization will have come from strip clubs, but we will get giving them an education and helping them to build second careers. Some we will make into entrepreneurs.
SJG
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