Strippers who bring snacks to OTC
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
How do you feel about this? Should they really be so blatant that we are not a shnack ourselves? I guess it's better than the one who'd raid my fridge when she came over.
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Everyone likes peanut butter crackers after sex!
Just don’t bring things like sesame tahini bars or sushi or avocado toast.
Bring the fuckin’ ziti
Sorry baby I'm too full now but thanks for the money byebye 🤣
That's what I imagine anyway LOL
Next time I went after work was a couple weeks later, stopped at Walgreens for a pack of gum and picked up a small bag of almonds or something....just being considerate for $2.99...and I wanted to make a joke about it.
When I got to HL and grabbed a table, she came by a few mins later. Having a drink and talking a bit, I pulled the bag out of my pocket. She was thankful, opened it up and had a couple. And then...knowing my sense of humor, she stopped, started laughing, and asked, "wait, did you bring me these so you could say you had your nuts in my mouth?"
Me, with a chuckle... "maaaaaybe."
"Pay your drink tab, we're going to VIP."
And then on my way home my phone beeped with new messages...she had sent me some fun little videos. It's too bad we literally lived at opposite corners of town. She was cool.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us_kiRP6cq…
A hottie with a sense of humor is a great find!
Started a year long relationship