Once you hear it...

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you'll know it has to be true. Andy Kaufman faked his death. His assumed identity: Tucker Carlson. Think about it. If Any Kaufman did what Stephen Colbert does, what would be the result? Tucker Carlson!
A truth so clear, your tongue will burst into flames if you try to deny it.
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Tucker Carlson is too much a pussy to wrestle women and win.
I've got a better theory. Andy figured out how to connect to the internet from the afterlife. The result is rickdugan.