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9 years ago
This is hardly the site to point out the idiocy of societal standards of what constitutes "fat". :)
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9 years ago
Patrons, no. But I have for dancers.
My ATF and I usually got a slow start, just chatting and a LD or two before heading for VIP. Knowing that she was about to have a chunk of change dropped on her, she felt secure in pimping out a friend who was having a slow night, now and then, for a LD. A couple times, they'd ask me to buy a second dance. It wasn't really worth it, but the friend was nice, so I'd tell her, "I'll buy another dance, but only if you do it for her," and point to the ATF.
The dance for the ATF was always better, and women can always get away with more, so the action was hotter. And it got my (very bi) ATF revved up right before we went VIP.
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9 years ago
Why, raftdog? Did your mother die during last year's game? I'm sorry for your loss.
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9 years ago
"I'm not judging or arbitrating anything."
"obviously I was judging"
Oh, yeah, now it all makes sense.
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9 years ago
"With only one possible exception out of dozens, the women here are ugly ugly ugly."
"I'd bet tens of thousands of dollars that most of these women aren't worth shit in bed."
"I'm not judging or arbitrating anything."
Do you even listen to yourself?
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9 years ago
I could understand a *gay* SC shutting down so people could watch half-naked sweaty guys on TV. But if this happened at a regular SC, I'd go to management and demand my cover back.
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9 years ago
I just love this universal-declaration-based-solely-on-my-experience shit. jv, you are a funny guy.
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9 years ago
"Am I missing something?"
No, but apparently I am. Can someone please point me to the announcement that says that JohnSmith69 is the fucking arbiter of what is and is not attractive? Then also the announcement that says that JohnSmith69 is the fucking arbiter of how a woman (that he doesn't know dick about) performs in bed?
BTW, gmd, was that kinda what your "yes" meant? ;-)
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9 years ago
* Commando, of course.
* Micro-fiber slacks They feel almost like satin, so very grindable.
* Button shirt - Doesn't have to be a dress shirt, though that will help you stand out to the dancers. I always wear them, as there are many dancers who will start undoing buttons on my shirt, even when they're on stage.
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9 years ago
None of which answer the questions posed here. But, hey, enjoy your stay on TUSCL.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Why would a bikini club be listed on tuScl? Might as well list every Hooters.
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9 years ago
"Please notice that I did not use personal insult or invective in my response."
Oh, so you meant "delusional" in the complimentary sense?
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9 years ago
Oh, and see also: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=32752
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9 years ago
Um, bvino, apparently at least a dozen of us. Read the damn comments.
And I don't know where the fuck the issues of money/free and "perfecting your moves" came from. (Does an asshole *have* an asshole?) There are actually some people who look at the SC experience as more than a boring-ass financial transaction. If you want that shit, troll the red-light district. More room for me at the SC.
And finally ..... and the horse you rode in on.
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9 years ago
zipman68, your secret's safe with me.
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9 years ago
Everyone else who's slightly confused: There are far too many around here who expect EVERYONE to enjoy SCs the way that they enjoy them. That any other way is wrong.
Usually this translates to something like, "If your end goal -- and you'd better get there damn fast -- isn't to fuck every dancer possible in the left nostril while your pet ferret crawls up her ass, well then, you're just a PL."
Enjoying seeing naked women: totally unacceptable.
Enjoying a conversation with a hot woman: totally unacceptable.
Enjoying a little grind action and stick-shifting: totally unacceptable.
Enjoying the "chase", in and of itself: totally unacceptable.
Enjoying paying ridiculous prices for drinks: totally unacceptable.
Etc, etc, etc
I've called "bullshit" on this way of "thinking" several times. To state that there's only one way to do anything of a sexual nature is stupendously idiotic. But it only recently occurred to me that it's also stupid because it's my damn money.
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9 years ago
zipman68, excellent rule.
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9 years ago
crazyjoe, I wear a cup and hip waders whenever I'm here.
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9 years ago
Thanks, Clubber. I was rather proud of it.
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9 years ago
Can you elaborate a bit? You SAW a stripper giving HJs? I thought only bouncers who couldn't get laid (yeah, I know that's redundant) go peeking in VIPs. And how did you know they were free?
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9 years ago
Anonymous Jim, she apparently wasn't doing IDKWTFBBQ right, then.
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9 years ago
motorhead, for the win !!! :)
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9 years ago
AnonymousJim: "I'm just amazed we know so little about this. Seriously, no one's looked into this deeper?"
I'm sure that many have. But their findings get shouted down by bullshit articles like this or (the other extreme) bullshit claims that all women can squirt -- you just have to manipulate them right.
Universal declarations have always puzzled me. When they get applied to sex, they go from puzzling to idiotic.
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9 years ago
jvTroop, be prepared to be shit on. Many of those who only go to the club for one reason adamantly insist that that's the only reason to go to a club and will give you hell for suggesting that not everyone is alike. Maybe even suggest that you're just a troll.
Go to the clubs for the reasons that you like and engage in the conversations here. Just be sure to wear a cup if you're going to suggest that there may be 2 or 3 types of people among the 7 billion on the planet.
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9 years ago
Riffing off sharkhunter, I once met a woman on a less-than-vanilla site. We hopped over to the 'hoo IM and chatted there. During introductions, she asked what I did. I answered and then I returned the question. She said, "You may not like my job."
I replied, "As long as you aren't a cop who's going to bust me for perverted actions."
She responded, "Well, I'm not going to bust you ...."
A couple weeks later, I was convinced that if her cop skills matched her skills in bed, she'd be head of the Bureau or something.