Reviews by Clackport

Club Rouge recently opened up a location in Beaverton, so I decided to check it out on a recent Saturday night. The location was hard to find on the GPS, I passed it, and...

I was driving home from Hillsboro on a recent Friday night, and Stars is on the way home, so I decided to stop by Stars. I never thought I would say this, but I...

I was downtown on a recent Friday night, so I decided to stop by Club Rouge. Club Rouge is in downtown Portland, so free parking can be hard to find depending on the time...

I was in the area on a recent Friday night, so I decided to stop in. The next day my friend told me the owners were found guilty of tax evasion, and ordered to...

I don’t go to Stars too often but I found myself in the area on a Friday night, so I decided to stop by to see some old friends. One thing about Stars (at...

I found myself in the area on a recent Friday night, so I decided to stop in. I hadn’t been to this club since 2020, so was curious to see if any changes. There...

I was in the area on a recent Friday night, so decided to swing by the Dragon, I haven’t been here since 2020. This is downtown Portland, so the club doesn’t have a parking...

I met a girl at Casa, and she told me she works at Desire as well. I decided to check out Desire on one of the days she was working. It located in NE...

This review is based off several visits. This is one of the main clubs I go to when I’m town. It’s the ultimate hit or miss club though, more to come on that. Dolphin...

First time coming back to Casa in a couple of years. One of the reasons I decided to come on this day was I saw that on their website on their schedule that there...

Club Detour opened towards the end of the last year. It is across the street from Spyce on Burnside. There’s no place to park there, so you will have to find a paid parking...

In the area for some business, so I decided to stop by Rouge on a recent Saturday. I came around 11pm. Friday and Saturday 10 dollar cover all day, all other days 5 bucks....

I was in the area, so decided to swing by Spyce on a recent Friday night. The location is in the middle of the homeless population downtown. There is no parking lot, so you...

I get out to this club once in awhile. I happened to be in the area, so I decided to stop by. I arrived at around 9 on a recent Friday night. The first...

I was in the area, so I decided to stop by Venue on a recent Friday evening. I arrived around 6. There was no cover, but the bouncer gave me a pat down. I...

I was in the Pompano area last week and I decided to make my way to Diamond Dolls. This review is based on a couple of daytime/early evening visits last week. I tried going...

Back to visit in the Miami area. This time I decided to stick mainly to the Pompano clubs (mainly Diamond Dolls, Cheetah, and Booby Trap) Cheetah was on my radar, so I decided to...

I was in Miami on vacation, and I decided to take a trek out to Pompano to try out the Booby Trap there. I’ve been to the Booby Trap in Doral, and I hated...

I was on vacation in Miami, I decided to visit Scarlett’s. I arrived around 12:30 am. I had to wait about 5 min to get in, they were at capacity I guess? It was...

I was visiting Miami, decided to visit my favorite strip club in Miami, Tootsie’s. I got there around 8:30, 8 dollar cover, I believe there’s no cover if you get there before 8. The...

I had plans on going to the reopening of Club Rouge on this day, but apparently Rouge delayed their reopening, so they weren’t open. Golden Dragon is across the street from Rouge, so I...

I strolled into Club 205 last Saturday at around 7:00. Basically right now, I’m just waiting for Club Rouge to open back up (October 15), so I’m just trying out other clubs until then....

I decided to check out Sinrock last Saturday. It reopened around a month or so ago. It wasn’t a club that I went to a lot pre-Covid, but I was in the area, and...

So Spyce reopened in June, and closed again sometime in July. It has recently reopened again. It’s only open Wednesday through Saturday, the hours are 6pm to 10pm. Post Covid Spyce is probably the...