Reviews by Clackport

I've been to Gold Club a few times since the reopening after covid. I think they open pretty early like noon. I usually get there around 6 or 7. Cover depends on how busy...

I strolled into Acropolis on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. Portland is still in the Phase 1 reopening, so all strip clubs have to close by 10pm. I got to Acrop around...

Portland is still in Phase 1 of COVID reopening, so all the clubs that are open have to close at 10pm. Cabaret was one of the clubs I hadn’t been to post COVID, so...

This is one of the few clubs that’s open right now, so I decided to stop in and see the changes post Covid. I arrived at around 6pm on Saturday. The parking lot was maybe...

There’s basically three major counties in the Portland area. Two of the counties are now open as far as the clubs go. With the two counties that are open, one of the counties has...

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover...

On my annual tour of the Miami clubs I went to, Tootsies was the club I visited the most. I went to Tootsies all 4 days I was in Miami. This review is based...

On my tour of the Miami clubs, Diamond Dolls was on my radar because of all the hype and positive reviews, so I decided to go and check it out. Diamond Dolls is located...

On my tour of Miami clubs, I was in the Pompano area on Sunday, so I decided to stop in Cheetah because I heard good things about it. We arrived Sunday afternoon 5 or...

I was Miami this past weekend, and I decided to make a visit to Booby Trap, the TUSCL legend Papi Chulo was with me. I have heard about the infamous tip parade here, and...

In the Hollywood area, so I decided to stop by Crazy Girls. I had never previously been there. I arrived at a little after midnight on Saturday. They did the pat down. Cover was.....$40,...

I was in LA for work this weekend, so I decided to check out Paradise. Never previously been here, but heard it’s known for the thick dancers, so that piqued my interest. I arrived at...

Back at Tootsies for a second day in a row. I was clubbing with the Miami legend himself (Papi Chulo). We arrived at Tootsies around 5:30. For all the Tootsies intricate details you can...

Part 1: First time at Tootsies. I strolled in here on a hot Tuesday afternoon around 6:15. I had done some research before I got here, so I was hoping I’d be ready and wouldn’t...

I usually check out Cabaret two or three times a year, and I’m always disappointed, it’s in a little bit of a sketchy spot, and the dancers have never looked great to me. On...

In the Powell area in the afternoon, so I decided to stop in Rose City. I got there around 3:30, when I got there I remembered it opens at 3. I was expecting it...

I’ve been out of the clubs for awhile, but I’m back. One of the first clubs I decided to visit on my return to the clubs is Union Jacks. I haven’t been here in...

I used to go to Spyce a lot, but it has gone downhill somewhat. It is no longer really crowded on the weekends anymore and the dancer quality has dropped off somewhat. That being...

I was in the area, so I decided to swing by DV8. I got there around midnight. It can be a little bit confusing to get to, use a GPS. It’s right next to...

It has been awhile since I went to Sassy's, so a couple of weeks ago I decided to check it out. There is a small parking lot. You can also park on the street....

So Club Rouge has been the club I've been going to the most over the past few months. Dolphin used to be my favorite club, but with the declining dancer quality there, Dolphin is...

So my first time in Rose City in some months. I had a fav that said she was going to try out Rose City, so I decided to check her out. There is another...

I've been to most of the PDX clubs, but surprisingly I had never been to Mary's. I always pass it on my way to work every day. It's certainly got tradition, it is Portland's...

Just the day before I was downtown by Rouge at about 8:45 pm. I saw a girl in street clothes exit Rouge. She had just ended her shift, she was hot as fuck. I...