Reviews by Clackport

This review is based off several visits. This is one of the main clubs I go to when I’m town. It’s the ultimate hit or miss club though, more to come on that. Dolphin opens…

First time coming back to Casa in a couple of years. One of the reasons I decided to come on this day was I saw that on their website on their schedule that there were…

Club Detour opened towards the end of the last year. It is across the street from Spyce on Burnside. There’s no place to park there, so you will have to find a paid parking lot…

In the area for some business, so I decided to stop by Rouge on a recent Saturday. I came around 11pm. Friday and Saturday 10 dollar cover all day, all other days 5 bucks. Before…

I was in the area, so decided to swing by Spyce on a recent Friday night. The location is in the middle of the homeless population downtown. There is no parking lot, so you have…

I get out to this club once in awhile. I happened to be in the area, so I decided to stop by. I arrived at around 9 on a recent Friday night. The first thing…

I was in the area, so I decided to stop by Venue on a recent Friday evening. I arrived around 6. There was no cover, but the bouncer gave me a pat down. I did…

I was in the Pompano area last week and I decided to make my way to Diamond Dolls. This review is based on a couple of daytime/early evening visits last week. I tried going into…

Back to visit in the Miami area. This time I decided to stick mainly to the Pompano clubs (mainly Diamond Dolls, Cheetah, and Booby Trap) Cheetah was on my radar, so I decided to check…

I was in Miami on vacation, and I decided to take a trek out to Pompano to try out the Booby Trap there. I’ve been to the Booby Trap in Doral, and I hated it,…

I was on vacation in Miami, I decided to visit Scarlett’s. I arrived around 12:30 am. I had to wait about 5 min to get in, they were at capacity I guess? It was a…

I was visiting Miami, decided to visit my favorite strip club in Miami, Tootsie’s. I got there around 8:30, 8 dollar cover, I believe there’s no cover if you get there before 8. The whole…

I had plans on going to the reopening of Club Rouge on this day, but apparently Rouge delayed their reopening, so they weren’t open. Golden Dragon is across the street from Rouge, so I decided…

I strolled into Club 205 last Saturday at around 7:00. Basically right now, I’m just waiting for Club Rouge to open back up (October 15), so I’m just trying out other clubs until then. I…

I decided to check out Sinrock last Saturday. It reopened around a month or so ago. It wasn’t a club that I went to a lot pre-Covid, but I was in the area, and I…

So Spyce reopened in June, and closed again sometime in July. It has recently reopened again. It’s only open Wednesday through Saturday, the hours are 6pm to 10pm. Post Covid Spyce is probably the club…

I've been to Gold Club a few times since the reopening after covid. I think they open pretty early like noon. I usually get there around 6 or 7. Cover depends on how busy it…

I strolled into Acropolis on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. Portland is still in the Phase 1 reopening, so all strip clubs have to close by 10pm. I got to Acrop around 6.…

Portland is still in Phase 1 of COVID reopening, so all the clubs that are open have to close at 10pm. Cabaret was one of the clubs I hadn’t been to post COVID, so I…

This is one of the few clubs that’s open right now, so I decided to stop in and see the changes post Covid. I arrived at around 6pm on Saturday. The parking lot was maybe 70%…

There’s basically three major counties in the Portland area. Two of the counties are now open as far as the clubs go. With the two counties that are open, one of the counties has 1…

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover was…

On my annual tour of the Miami clubs I went to, Tootsies was the club I visited the most. I went to Tootsies all 4 days I was in Miami. This review is based on…

On my tour of the Miami clubs, Diamond Dolls was on my radar because of all the hype and positive reviews, so I decided to go and check it out. Diamond Dolls is located in…

On my tour of Miami clubs, I was in the Pompano area on Sunday, so I decided to stop in Cheetah because I heard good things about it. We arrived Sunday afternoon 5 or 6…