Reviews by Clackport

Mystic is just across the street from Club 205. Whenever I go to Mystic, there never seems to be any parking left, so I usually park at the bank. It was pretty crowded when I…

Club Rouge is one of the few clubs that are downtown, so I decided to try it out. The girls are pretty decent. There were no 10's, but I saw a few 8's and one…

I checked out Exotica last week. If you like black girls, this is the club for you. I would say out of the 15 girls working, 10 of them were black. Another thing Exotica specializes…

I've been to Spyce a lot over the past two years. Spyce has some of the hottest strippers working at any strip club in Portland. There are no ugly girls. The stageshow might be the…

I went to Stars a couple of weeks ago. People have been saying Stars is going downhill, well let me tell you something, Stars is back to being great. It was a $5 cover. A…

One of the worst experiences I've ever had. There was a collection of some of the ugliest girls ever assembled at a strip club. The stageshows were bad. The strippers were trying to sell "half…

I visited Acrop a few weeks ago. What I really like about this club is that the dancers are top notch. They consisted of mostly 8's and 9's. There's four or five stages. The dancers…

This is the sister club to Spyce, and let me say there is still work to do. I like the layout, but I went there on a Friday night, there was only three or four…

It had been a couple of years since my last visit, so I decided to stop in on a Friday night. Beware that this is a juice bar. The cover was $15, unbelievable. Usual strip…

I went in here on a Thursday night. There is plenty of parking. The first thing I noticed was how many customers there were inside there. It was jam-packed. There was about 15 girls. Most…