Reviews by Clackport

I've been to Spyce a lot over the past two years. Spyce has some of the hottest strippers working at any strip club in Portland. There are no ugly girls. The stageshow might be the…

I went to Stars a couple of weeks ago. People have been saying Stars is going downhill, well let me tell you something, Stars is back to being great. It was a $5 cover. A…

One of the worst experiences I've ever had. There was a collection of some of the ugliest girls ever assembled at a strip club. The stageshows were bad. The strippers were trying to sell "half…

I visited Acrop a few weeks ago. What I really like about this club is that the dancers are top notch. They consisted of mostly 8's and 9's. There's four or five stages. The dancers…

This is the sister club to Spyce, and let me say there is still work to do. I like the layout, but I went there on a Friday night, there was only three or four…

It had been a couple of years since my last visit, so I decided to stop in on a Friday night. Beware that this is a juice bar. The cover was $15, unbelievable. Usual strip…

I went in here on a Thursday night. There is plenty of parking. The first thing I noticed was how many customers there were inside there. It was jam-packed. There was about 15 girls. Most…