Reviews by Clackport

I’ve been going to Diamonds regularly over the past year. As far as the downtown clubs it’s in the top 3 (Spyce, Diamonds, Rouge). Most of my clubbing nowadays is downtown, mainly because downtown has…

I went to the grand opening of Las Gatas (previously called Skin and Games), new ownership. It is the sister club of Las Gatas in Hillsboro. Before Skin and Games, it was called Sinrock (different…

I was in the area, and I was leaving a friend’s house. I decided to stop by Rouge Beaverton before heading home. It had probably been close to a year since I had been at…

Me and some friends were bar hopping in the Buckman area of SE Portland. We decided to stop by Sassy’s along our stops. The buckman area is pretty lively on the weekends, a lot of…

On a recent Friday night, decided to stop by the Dolphin. The Dolphin has parking in the front and back of the club. Plenty of parking. There is a coffee bikini barista stand in the…

I was in the SE Portland area on Burnside and decided to stop by Union Jacks. I hadn’t been to Union Jacks in a few years. Union Jacks is very close to downtown Portland maybe…

I hadn’t been to Diablo in a couple of years, but on this Friday I was in the mood to try a couple of clubs I hadn’t been to in awhile. Union Jacks was the…

I had just left Cabaret, and was heading to Club 205. AJ’s is on the way to 205, I decided to stop into AJ’s before 205. I arrived at AJ’s around 4:30. Parking lot was…

I haven’t been to DV8 in a couple of years, and I’ve been seeing positive reviews for DV8, so I decided to stop in on a recent Friday. . DV8 is right next to a fast food…

I’m on a quest to find the best dayshift club in the Portland area. Stars was next up for me to try. I was in the area for a meeting on a recent weekday, so…

Diamonds I believe opened around late 2023/early 2024. The next building down is the sister club Golden Dragon which is a juice bar. Diamonds is a couple of blocks down from Club Rouge. Same cover…

As I’ve gotten older, I have less and less desire to be out at a strip club at midnight, I would rather be in bed at that time. As a result of that, I’ve been…

Whenever I’m downtown, a lot of times Spyce is usually on my list of clubs to go. I probably average a Spyce visit 1 to 2 times a month. This is downtown, so you’ll have…

Club Rouge is the club in Portland I’ve been to most over the past couple of years, probably on average one trip every couple of years. What happens is I’m usually downtown on the weekends,…

I strolled into Xsensual recently on a Thursday night. I don’t do the Lingerie shops too often, I usually try it when I’m bored with the strip clubs at the moment. The good thing about…

I was at local coffee bikini barista recently, and one of the baristas there mentioned she was going to try out dancing, and that her first club she’s going to try out is Bottoms Up.…

I was at Dolphin, and there was a good looking busty Latina that was ending her shift when I walked in. I asked her when she would be back, she mentioned she was going to…

I’ve been bored lately with the Portland strip club scene, so I decided to try one of the lingerie shops in town. I think Portland has around 8 to 10 lingerie shops in town. The…

I have been going to Club 205 more often over the past few months, and I’ve grown a fondness for it. I like that there’s no dress code, I was routinely wearing basketball shorts coming…

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go to strip clubs…

I’ve been to Gold Club a couple times this year. I had a favorite working at another club who was trying out Gold Club, so I decided to drop into Gold Club on a recent…

For the past few months, Diamonds has been my go to strip club when I’m downtown. This review will encompass my last few visits. Diamonds is located in Downtown Portland, it’s a couple blocks down from…

I strolled in to The Venue on a recent Friday late afternoon around 5:30 pm, I came from Club 205 (across the street). 205 was busy but no girls my type so off to Venue.…

I found myself in the area for a work meeting, so I decided to stop by the Lounge on the way home. There was no cover, the bouncer scanned my ID and did a pat down.…

I had a rare Tuesday off, so I decided to try the midshift on a couple of SE Portland clubs. I’ve been hitting the clubs at night, but the last couple of months the nights…