Reviews by Clackport

I’ve been to Gold Club a couple times this year. I had a favorite working at another club who was trying out Gold Club, so I decided to drop into Gold Club on a recent…

For the past few months, Diamonds has been my go to strip club when I’m downtown. This review will encompass my last few visits. Diamonds is located in Downtown Portland, it’s a couple blocks down from…

I strolled in to The Venue on a recent Friday late afternoon around 5:30 pm, I came from Club 205 (across the street). 205 was busy but no girls my type so off to Venue.…

I found myself in the area for a work meeting, so I decided to stop by the Lounge on the way home. There was no cover, the bouncer scanned my ID and did a pat down.…

I had a rare Tuesday off, so I decided to try the midshift on a couple of SE Portland clubs. I’ve been hitting the clubs at night, but the last couple of months the nights…

I strolled into Diamonds on a recent Thursday at around 10. I had just came from Spyce, super dead at Spyce, 3 customers including me. I stayed at Spyce for maybe 2 minutes. After Spyce,…

I’m in the mode right now of going to clubs I haven’t been to in awhile to see what has changed. Casa Diablo was next on my list. I came out here a few weeks…

Based on the reviews, this seems to be the most popular club right now in Portland where you can have extra fun with the girls. I decided to check it out for myself to see…

Club Rouge has been the club I’ve gone to the most in Portland over the past year or so. This review is a summary of my visits. Club Rouge is in downtown Portland, so there’s no…

Was in Beaverton running errands, so I decided to stop by here before going home. I hadn’t been here in close to a year, so I was curious to see if anything had changed. Rouge…

I was in the area for a birthday party, so I decided to swing by after the party. I arrived at around 10:30 on a recent Thursday night. This club is a bit out of…

A female friend told me she was trying out bartending here, so I came here on a recent Friday night. As previous reviews state this club used to be called Shimmers. When it was Shimmers…

I had a friend of mine tell me that I needed to go check out Diamonds, so I went on a recent Friday night. Diamonds is a relatively new club, it’s been open for less…

This review is based off several visits I’ve made to Detour over the past 6 or so months. It’s a relatively new club, it’s been open for maybe 2 years. When it first opened it…

I have been going to Spyce on a semi-regular basis for the past couple of years. It always had the hottest girls in town, high energy, and overall just good times. My how things have…

I found myself in the area, and decided to stop by. I haven’t been here in close to a year. I pulled in on a recent Friday night around 10pm. There was a 10 dollar…

Club Rouge has become my favorite club in the city, that’s not saying a lot being that the vast majority of Portland strip clubs have gone downhill over the last few years (more to come…

A fav from another club told me she was going to try out Venue, so I decided to stop by and check it out. I arrived at around 6 pm. I hadn’t been out to Venue…

I was working in the area, so I decided to stop in during my lunch break. No parking lot, had to park on the street. This is a lingerie modeling place, not a strip club.…

This review is based on several visits I’ve made to Cabaret over the past couple of months. It is becoming my favorite club in town based on the girls, dance mileage, and atmosphere of the…

I was in the area, so decided to make a stop to Club 205. It’s across the street from Club Venue. There is a parking lot, and some people park on the street. They do…

I hadn’t been to Casa Diablo in close to a year, but I decided to stop by on a recent Friday night. It located in the Industrial district, kinda in the middle of nowhere, probably…

Club Rouge recently opened up a location in Beaverton, so I decided to check it out on a recent Saturday night. The location was hard to find on the GPS, I passed it, and then…

I was driving home from Hillsboro on a recent Friday night, and Stars is on the way home, so I decided to stop by Stars. I never thought I would say this, but I think…

I was downtown on a recent Friday night, so I decided to stop by Club Rouge. Club Rouge is in downtown Portland, so free parking can be hard to find depending on the time of…