Comments by CTQWERTY (page 16)

I drink about zero caffeine. If I have some by way of chocolate I'm up til 3am. Thanks, Stiletto. I don't want to get puked upon! Steve, I too, have been hit up for buying dancers Red Bulls over and over and over. It's to the point with some clubs I should keep a case in my trunk and smuggle it in. And if the bouncer/bartender/server tried to stop me, well, I'd have a borderline addict on my side!

Having been to The Sundowner, and concluding it's an (overrated!) "Wanna dance?" lap dance factory, you may need to travel for a weekend away. But I'm surprised you can't leverage up your 'bigger buy' at The Sundowner: Instead of paying $20 each per dance, why not $30 total? The dancer still makes more and you get a discount. The trip away suggestion: The Missaugua and Brampton clubs have a cheap $30 payout for the dancers. While the stated rate is $20 per song for a dance in the VIP, many, many of the dancers are actively seeking bigger paydays. What I mean is start with paying $20 for one dance for the two of you (it's slow enough in there the gals will be standing around and ready for opportunities) with a dancer who agrees to do it topless with touching everywhere but the panties for the song. That's the standard deal had by a stag, fyi. The dancer may be resistent and/or try to work you for more dough--counter with if it's good we may buy more and that you don't know how good the performance will be so you only want to pay $20 for the first song. You should get some takers. Then if the performance is good, keep renewing! Provided you don't push her boundaries too far, she's going to happy with scoring $100 for 5 dances and know that her bar payout is already in the bag. WAY better than The Downer too!

Gotta like good undercover work! I'm sure the officer was just getting into the role.

"... is still as old as a cow ..." Is that necessarily a bad thing?!? I'm not a bovine enthusiast, but age isn't a detractor for me as much as looks are.

PJ, it's a plan I've already made use of. Basically one $1 per gal and hey rotate each song. Because you're seated at the stage, the other dancers working the floor bypass you because you're supposedly captivated by the gals onstage. That said, I was still asked about 5-7 times that night for lappers by the girls working the floor. And I think I was there from 6pm til 2am. I made nice with those seated next to me and we saved each other's seats for bathroom trips and the like. Good thing, because people tried to take the empty seat immediately given the packed in crowd.

And de-populate the talent at the clubs?!? I'm on the bandwagon, but let's not get carried away!!!

Must've been miffed about the low mileage.

Then get a stack of 100 $1s and sit at the Rhino's main stage, taking in all of the eye candy but bypassing the lap dance hustle factor.

Mjx, I suspect Katie Morgan would suit you fine. Problem is she's a celebrity (porn star). She has a genius IQ (yet somehow got involved and arrested for drug smuggling). Bet her bank account has a fair amount of zeros after a crooked number these days!

Thanks for the feedback folks!

Oh and additionally, whereas one's dvr can't record the English version of the Playboy channel, it can do so for the Spanish channel version!

Well, the Spanish version of Playboy channel is far more raunchy than it's English counterpart (yesterday they aired "Aim for My Mouth" and "Lap Dance Bangjob"; "Hard Core Partying" and "Kiki in America" also are over-the-top). And about 2/3rds of the shows are still in English anyways (lol). Not being a total hound, I did manage to flip through all of the Spanish programming channels once. Seems primarily talk shows, dramas/soaps, news programs, and one official state channel for each South American country (country's flag is in the upper corner, fyi.) And yes, the sports channels were either televising soccer or talking about it in the studio.

Thanks for the clarification, Art. When I was there a month ago, it was .97 the other way.

re: VIP w/ Christal You lucky cat!

Not a 100% sure about the legalities, but OTC seems to be socially accepted at the Brampton and Missaugua clubs in Ontario.

Hey, I'm kinda glad they're covered up when not on stage. Leaves a little to the imagination.

Sorry, Art!

Good Lord. Hope I never see anything comparable.

I bet the dancers appreciated even younger guys coming to the club broke!

Sure, Steve: send him to The House of Babes in Columbus and he'll come find you...

Akron over Toronto and Detroit?!? You need to go the other way around Lake Erie.

Thanks. mjx. I must say I am verrrry happy to have missed out on the good stuff thus far.

No, VM. I had been there several times and been told early on she was the 'house mom', and saw her function as such on subsequent visits. Then I just happened to be there on a day when she was 'dancing'. Rather than being interested, my reaction was which of the bartenders was going to offer next???