Comments by CTQWERTY (page 15)

Then again, you've could've turned to her after her statement and replied, "Is now a good time to ask for hand job?"

Sounds like she was in a 'romantic' frame of mind for the date ... Pretty tough to salvage that one!

Welcome to the time suck known as TUSCL, Avalon. I see you already have volunteer stalkers -- damn it sucks not being on Eastern Standard Time so I can be at the front of the line! On the flip side, I had a young (life inexperienced?), beautiful & gorgeous natural blonde in Toronto try to get an IV directly from my wallet into her cash haul. To explain, there were many very attractive, sexy gals on shift that Friday (payday Friday, which is probably 100% as to why the A+ talent was present in full force) and I was buying one $20 dance from most of the gals on shift to get as much exposure to the eye candy as was possible. Then there was the gal I mentioned at the start: I bought 3 dances from her when others got one. I showered her with compliments, was very well-behaved during our dances, and never mentioned interest in extras with her in a club where they're pretty commonplace. She never mentioned extras either. Anyways, the rest of the evening she kept wandering by my seat like a stray cat, looking for more business and at one point even stopped to introduce herself to me (again) and shaking my hand in the process. Yes, I had already formally met her before we went to the VIP for our dances. After having her wander by several times, I got the unflattering impression I was being mined. Would a dancer ever try to make her entire evening's goal off a nice guy?

Thanks. You're 100% correct about the effort to be discrete. I was trying to avoid stirring up a certain someone. Gator, I was kicking the idea around of submitting it as an article (with a title of "Toronto in a Nutshell"). Ideally it would've made for a blog entry, but that's no longer an option. The topic of strip clubs in Canada posed in this thread was broad enough I decided to type my experience up. I think I will submit it as an article and collect my free month!

SC: I sob for The Booty Lounge bus. If the Lions weren't 5-0 ... Tea Party flags?!? What's the connection?

I walk into a suburban Toronto club (no cover, no valet), get a beer (cheaper than Detroit) and walk over towards the stage. I settle in at a table about three rows back and begin to take it all in. The performer on stage is a thin, tall blonde of about 30 and she's completely nude. I notice there's two levels to the club and a couple of TVs, one showing porn and the other some sporting event. I see a few other guys scattered about, that the furniture is barely serviceable and pretty uncomfortable. Evidently I should've been paying attention as the song had ended. All of the sudden the stage performer has arrived at my table almost instantaneously. She stands directly in front of me and recognizes me as new. She confirms by asking. She then states she is nude and is holding a towel up in front of her covering her goods. She wants me to take her up for a lapper now because she is nude. I state I just got in and have barely started my beer. Dancer says she's not only nude but also horny. I give her a polite smile and say I want to sit for a bit. Dancer reiterates she's warmed up, nude, and horny. I again say I'd like to sit for awhile. Dancer then says "How about if the first dance is free?" She found my weakness. Off we go to the second floor. We get a seat behind a fake palm plant and my horny, nude, hostess begins a pretty aggressive lapper. Transitions pretty far into extraville by the end of the first song. Compromised, I allow things to go further on the next song. I then get an act befitting a member of the dirty talk hall of fame. "Who's the boss? Are you the boss or am I the boss?" Dancer then decides she wants to *move tables*. Grunts and groans as moving tables is vigorous work. Dancer then states she wants to *move chairs*. More vigor employed. Then she states "But if I'm *moving chairs*, I can't *move tables*, and I want to *move tables*!" So she quickly transitions from *moving chairs* to *moving tables*. More moaning and groaning as she labors intensively. Then out of nowhere comes again "But if I'm *moving tables* then I can't *move chairs*, and I WANT TO *MOVE CHAIRS*!!!" Dancer then *moves chairs* at a feverish pace. I can barely keep up. Finally, after 4 songs of *moving furniture*, the task is completed. Wow! Then I get the bill for *moving furniture*: "That will be $4-$500". WTF?!? I protest and state that had I been informed of the cost of *moving furniture* early on, I never would've agreed. Dancer replies $4-$500 is the going rate for *moving furniture*. I reiterate I never would've agreed to that price and offered $200 as a fair price. Dancer says that tasks of *moving tables* and *moving chairs* are separate tasks and each has it's own charge. The sum is what I owe and thereby the bill is $4-$500. I then ask who we should see to resolve the billing question. That question changes the dancer's stance and she is willing to accept the $200 I offered. Then she wants a tip. I supply an additional $20 and she departs somewhat happy. And that was my first 40 minutes or so in a suburban Toronto strip club! I went back down to the main floor and settled in to consume my ever-warming beer. Many other dancers stopped by to solicit lappers and a fair amount seemed to be willing to move additional furniture should I be interested. I often told them I had just been upstairs and had all of my furniture moved and then some. It wasn't what they wanted to hear and perhaps explains why my nude, horny, "first song is free" hard sell gal pressed so quick and fast. My guess is newbies will experience much the same canned hunt hustle. So, you've been warned!

VM, that would pollute the air!

The Booty Lounge bus needs to setup shop across the street from The Paper Moon Springfield.

OP wants a 28th Amendment to cover strip clubs.

At least Virginia saves you money! Subscribe to the Spanish Playboy Channel with the savings. "BJ High School Grads" was the feature film last night. Tonight it's "Rocksuckers".

Weird. Thankfully I've missed out to date.

The place should have a Mel Gibson "Road Warrior" poster on a wall for decoration (lol).

I think it took 4 or 5 days for my Cincinnati article to get published.

11 of the top 100. I see Million Dollar is at # 104, just out of qualifying. I found some gems while there such that I never thought of leaving. And those gems could be negotiated down to Detroit prices. Tough to not give that high praise imo.

They cut the bottom foot off the VIP rooms' doors at Gator's favorite club awhile back. I guess it was a symbolic end to the previous wild & crazy times had there.

That's too bad, Art. You could wander into Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater and pay $60 for a lapper! (In all honesty I was just tipping out the singles there...)

Go Lions!!!

Probably parked it in Inkster.

They really splurged lining up Ronnie and Sal. Is Vegas Rick's still a black hole?

"... is accused of robbing her neighborýs home by squeezing inside through the doggy door ..." Who says the younger generation isn't motivated???

"She would stop at the convenience store and warm ones and trade the club bartender for cold ones." If she saves money on that arbitrage it's clever! Famed investor Warren Buffet once arbitraged golf balls way back when. Look where he is now!

Pick a few clubs and visit them! Then you can writeup something akin to this for San Antonio: http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=16685

Glad there were the topless photos -- not a fan of the 'head-cocked-to-a-side' pictures which make it too easy to hide something.

Any possibility there's correlation between closing time for the clubs and the feuds that break out?

Didn't know about it. Closest I've come is trying Cosmopolitan radio (that station might sound cool to a native New Yorker, but was a miss for me.)