Haven't spent much time in Canada but will have to in the future for business, most likely east rather than west. So... what are the best SC's in Canada and why?
I walk into a suburban Toronto club (no cover, no valet), get a beer (cheaper than Detroit) and walk over towards the stage. I settle in at a table about three rows back and begin to take it all in. The performer on stage is a thin, tall blonde of about 30 and she's completely nude. I notice there's two levels to the club and a couple of TVs, one showing porn and the other some sporting event. I see a few other guys scattered about, that the furniture is barely serviceable and pretty uncomfortable. Evidently I should've been paying attention as the song had ended.
All of the sudden the stage performer has arrived at my table almost instantaneously. She stands directly in front of me and recognizes me as new. She confirms by asking. She then states she is nude and is holding a towel up in front of her covering her goods. She wants me to take her up for a lapper now because she is nude. I state I just got in and have barely started my beer. Dancer says she's not only nude but also horny. I give her a polite smile and say I want to sit for a bit. Dancer reiterates she's warmed up, nude, and horny. I again say I'd like to sit for awhile. Dancer then says "How about if the first dance is free?" She found my weakness.
Off we go to the second floor. We get a seat behind a fake palm plant and my horny, nude, hostess begins a pretty aggressive lapper. Transitions pretty far into extraville by the end of the first song. Compromised, I allow things to go further on the next song. I then get an act befitting a member of the dirty talk hall of fame. "Who's the boss? Are you the boss or am I the boss?" Dancer then decides she wants to *move tables*. Grunts and groans as moving tables is vigorous work. Dancer then states she wants to *move chairs*. More vigor employed. Then she states "But if I'm *moving chairs*, I can't *move tables*, and I want to *move tables*!" So she quickly transitions from *moving chairs* to *moving tables*. More moaning and groaning as she labors intensively. Then out of nowhere comes again "But if I'm *moving tables* then I can't *move chairs*, and I WANT TO *MOVE CHAIRS*!!!" Dancer then *moves chairs* at a feverish pace. I can barely keep up. Finally, after 4 songs of *moving furniture*, the task is completed. Wow! Then I get the bill for *moving furniture*: "That will be $4-$500". WTF?!?
I protest and state that had I been informed of the cost of *moving furniture* early on, I never would've agreed. Dancer replies $4-$500 is the going rate for *moving furniture*. I reiterate I never would've agreed to that price and offered $200 as a fair price. Dancer says that tasks of *moving tables* and *moving chairs* are separate tasks and each has it's own charge. The sum is what I owe and thereby the bill is $4-$500. I then ask who we should see to resolve the billing question. That question changes the dancer's stance and she is willing to accept the $200 I offered. Then she wants a tip. I supply an additional $20 and she departs somewhat happy. And that was my first 40 minutes or so in a suburban Toronto strip club!
I went back down to the main floor and settled in to consume my ever-warming beer. Many other dancers stopped by to solicit lappers and a fair amount seemed to be willing to move additional furniture should I be interested. I often told them I had just been upstairs and had all of my furniture moved and then some. It wasn't what they wanted to hear and perhaps explains why my nude, horny, "first song is free" hard sell gal pressed so quick and fast. My guess is newbies will experience much the same canned hunt hustle. So, you've been warned!
I am a little confused. I thought the furniture moving business in Canada was legal and that a customer and laborer could freely enter into a mutually satisfactory compensable agreement on the spot. Did not know that obfuscation was necessary there.
larry, my understanding is 'it' is fully legal in Canada. I think CT was just trying to be discrete (and quite funny).
foxhunter1, my understanding is you can get pretty much whatever you want in the Toronto subburbs. I assume farmart with add his two sents to this discussion at some point. You can also read up on farmart's reviews.
Thanks. You're 100% correct about the effort to be discrete. I was trying to avoid stirring up a certain someone.
Gator, I was kicking the idea around of submitting it as an article (with a title of "Toronto in a Nutshell"). Ideally it would've made for a blog entry, but that's no longer an option. The topic of strip clubs in Canada posed in this thread was broad enough I decided to type my experience up. I think I will submit it as an article and collect my free month!
You can't go wrong with the suburban clubs in the Greater Toronto Area. For what it is worth, Club Pro is my favourite club in GTA.
Like CTQ, I have done considerable furniture moving in Toronto area clubs. If you are interested here is an old blog that describes one of my furniture moving adventures:
Now you're making me jealous, Art! I just read a few Club Pro reviews and the furniture sounds much more amenable to a comfortable place to rest and relax. Plus more TVs! I will have to stop by next time in GTA, and there will be a next time! In fact, to be adequately prepared for a Club Pro visit I'll make sure to down a bottle of Viagara that morning with a 6-pack chaser of Red Bull. Watch out, furniture!!!
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All of the sudden the stage performer has arrived at my table almost instantaneously. She stands directly in front of me and recognizes me as new. She confirms by asking. She then states she is nude and is holding a towel up in front of her covering her goods. She wants me to take her up for a lapper now because she is nude. I state I just got in and have barely started my beer. Dancer says she's not only nude but also horny. I give her a polite smile and say I want to sit for a bit. Dancer reiterates she's warmed up, nude, and horny. I again say I'd like to sit for awhile. Dancer then says "How about if the first dance is free?" She found my weakness.
Off we go to the second floor. We get a seat behind a fake palm plant and my horny, nude, hostess begins a pretty aggressive lapper. Transitions pretty far into extraville by the end of the first song. Compromised, I allow things to go further on the next song. I then get an act befitting a member of the dirty talk hall of fame. "Who's the boss? Are you the boss or am I the boss?" Dancer then decides she wants to *move tables*. Grunts and groans as moving tables is vigorous work. Dancer then states she wants to *move chairs*. More vigor employed. Then she states "But if I'm *moving chairs*, I can't *move tables*, and I want to *move tables*!" So she quickly transitions from *moving chairs* to *moving tables*. More moaning and groaning as she labors intensively. Then out of nowhere comes again "But if I'm *moving tables* then I can't *move chairs*, and I WANT TO *MOVE CHAIRS*!!!" Dancer then *moves chairs* at a feverish pace. I can barely keep up. Finally, after 4 songs of *moving furniture*, the task is completed. Wow! Then I get the bill for *moving furniture*: "That will be $4-$500". WTF?!?
I protest and state that had I been informed of the cost of *moving furniture* early on, I never would've agreed. Dancer replies $4-$500 is the going rate for *moving furniture*. I reiterate I never would've agreed to that price and offered $200 as a fair price. Dancer says that tasks of *moving tables* and *moving chairs* are separate tasks and each has it's own charge. The sum is what I owe and thereby the bill is $4-$500. I then ask who we should see to resolve the billing question. That question changes the dancer's stance and she is willing to accept the $200 I offered. Then she wants a tip. I supply an additional $20 and she departs somewhat happy. And that was my first 40 minutes or so in a suburban Toronto strip club!
I went back down to the main floor and settled in to consume my ever-warming beer. Many other dancers stopped by to solicit lappers and a fair amount seemed to be willing to move additional furniture should I be interested. I often told them I had just been upstairs and had all of my furniture moved and then some. It wasn't what they wanted to hear and perhaps explains why my nude, horny, "first song is free" hard sell gal pressed so quick and fast. My guess is newbies will experience much the same canned hunt hustle. So, you've been warned!
foxhunter1, my understanding is you can get pretty much whatever you want in the Toronto subburbs. I assume farmart with add his two sents to this discussion at some point. You can also read up on farmart's reviews.
Gator, I was kicking the idea around of submitting it as an article (with a title of "Toronto in a Nutshell"). Ideally it would've made for a blog entry, but that's no longer an option. The topic of strip clubs in Canada posed in this thread was broad enough I decided to type my experience up. I think I will submit it as an article and collect my free month!
Like CTQ, I have done considerable furniture moving in Toronto area clubs. If you are interested here is an old blog that describes one of my furniture moving adventures:
http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=55…