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2 years ago
What did dancers do when clubs were closed for covid? A couple of girls I never thought would turn to fucking me for cash turned to fucking me for cash.
Many went to OF.
Many went to Amazon/FedEx/UPS, and got out of dancing entirely.
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2 years ago
Money shots? Where do you like them?For me personally? In her mouth or pussy. Unless she has a humiliation kink, then wherever it best feeds that.
My preference is to not stop the action that's bringing me to orgasm, and pulling out stops that, or at the very least causes me to lose some ground.
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2 years ago
Children at Pride Parade featuring BDSM and men in thongs showing their ass@skibum609: "The parents of these children are child abusers."
If that's true, then so are the parents who expose their children to pedophile clerics.
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2 years ago
Children at Pride Parade featuring BDSM and men in thongs showing their assI'd trust any person, regardless of gender or orientation, in a Pride parade around my children <em>long</em> before I'd trust any politician, gymnastics coach, "beauty" (read: "grooming") pageant, or any member of the clergy.
I wonder how it is that gay kids who are bombarded with hetero-normative imagery and conditioning day in and day out still manage to remain gay, lesbian, trans, queer, etc., while a straight kid is in immediate danger of turning gay by reading a book about Timmy having two dads?
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2 years ago
Forgetting I'm Old and FuglyHave to agree with the OP and rickdugan on this one. I'm <em>nice</em> to women I meet, regardless of their age, but I'm painfully aware that a 20-or30-something civilian is gonna have no interest in socializing on a one to one basis with someone who could be their father or even grandfather.
I get all the attention I need from that age group in the clubs, from women who are there specifically to provide that sort of attention.
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2 years ago
Top 5 Contributors to TUSCLCan't really disagree with any of the OP's picks. I think I'd include Call.Me.Ishmael on the list as well, though. Can't say as I'd want anybody else bumped off of it to make a slot available.
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2 years ago
The importance of titles in your review.Agreed.
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2 years ago
Different CityYeah, Muddy is right, you shouldn't have any problem anywhere in the country where anything resembling a reasonable standard of beauty exists.
And Louisville and Lexington are in Kentucky, yes.
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2 years ago
Different CityYour "body type"? You mean the single most desirable body type on the planet? Um,yeah.
I'll echo Muddy's comments about Louisville during convention season (from February to May, culminating in the Derby Festival), but the rest of the year, PT's downtown is the one that makes the most money for the girls.
There's money in the other clubs for either hustlers or hookers, and plenty if you're both. No shade if you're not interested in extras; there's still plenty of money if you don't fuck.
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2 years ago
Changing Your Mind About A DancerUsed to be a dancer at a local club who'd rate a 5 at best on almost anyone's scale. About 35 at that time, flat chested, buck teeth, crazy eyes, no ass, skinny as fuck. Complete lack of interest on my part. Until one day she was the only girl in the club on day shift when I was the only customer. I was bored, she was bored, and our conversation eventually got around to the kind of sex she liked. Her exact words were "use me however you want." Being the weak willed type that I am, I figured it was worth one afternoon half hour VIP (at $100, the cheapest in town at that point) to see what her deal actually was.
No more than 5 minutes later, I was dumping my load down her throat after fucking her mouth like a pussy with her head lodged in the corner of the booth and her hands pinned against the wall. 20 minutes after, I was doing it again, though I was more relaxed sitting on the couch while she face fucked herself with my dick. I swear, that woman had the greatest lung capacity of anyone I've ever met. The sight of her pushing her mouth all the way down on my dick, the sound of her gagging occasionally, even without me holding her there, got me back up and cumming in probably the shortest refractory period I've had in decades.
Turned out her pussy and ass liked being rammed hard as well. We managed to meet up again several times over the years before she completely disappeared about the time I met my ATF.
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2 years ago
Can You Come See Me Tonight?My current top favorite (CTF?) sometimes does, but not often, text me specifically this (because she sure doesn't need <em>my</em> minimal contributions to her bottom line very often, especially at her current club), but she does engage moderately frequently, two or three times a week, with such things as "how are you doing", "how do you think this outfit looks on me", "my puppies are pissing me off", and other such things designed to keep me interested in her. While I'm reasonably certain that she "likes" me, I also recognize that it's primarily because I'm respectful of her limits, polite, not very demanding, and still give her some money for spending time. I'm not a whale, but I'm dependable, and she's well aware of how fickle customers can be when it comes to spending money in a club; keeping me on the hook with inconsequential engagement only makes sense.
I have no illusions about how long that "like" would last if I stopped spending on her.
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2 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Open cup brasIf she has something like an Adam & Eve or Cirilla's store near her, she might try there. There are a number of other local and regional chains that might have something.
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2 years ago
Who is ✨fat✨?@PSD, I tend to like women who look like women. By the time she quit, my ATF was what most on here would call chunky. But there was no doubt at all that she was all woman.
BTW, from the pic linked above, you have a body that my mom (yes, my mom) would have called "built like a brick shithouse."
You have a body very reminiscent of my ATF when she first started dancing, before I met her, though you're a little shorter than she was, and her boobs were a little bigger.
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2 years ago
Sharing real info with OTC girl.DeepBluesKPVP: "I have nothing to with BTE. Crazy thoughts. Just asked fair question. I"
Other than using verbiage and writing patterns identical to BTE's you mean?
That said, because it's an interesting topic.
Are you fucking crazy?
There was only one person who knew my real identity and she was a very, <em>very</em> special case. Nobody, and I repeat, nobody, else knows my real name, or number, or address, or social media. That might change sometime this year. Someone has turned out to be a far better friend than I actually deserve, so I might let her have it.
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2 years ago
Has anyone figured out DesertScrub yet?A better question would be "why would anyone waste their time trying to figure out desertscrub?"
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2 years ago
Strip Club Etiquette.Tell me you have no talent at eating pussy without actually saying you have no talent at eating pussy.
"My handle is pussylicker"
@Pussylicker2: "So for the 'woke' sensitive club-goers, when the dancer is sucking your dick, do you ask 'would it be ok if I grabbed the back of your head and forced my dick down your throat'? Just wondering."
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. Especially if we haven't discussed it prior to the event.
Given your apparent views on consent, I assume that you'd be just fine with a woman who had the "confidence" to walk away with your money without doing anything for it.
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2 years ago
How do you ask for OTC in the proper way?@BTE: "George do you ask right after the first dance"
Not usually.
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2 years ago
How do you ask for OTC in the proper way?I straight up ask them how they feel about meeting outside the club. Sometimes I get something along the lines of "for what?" But most know the deal, and are either agreeable or not.
In my experience, asking them straight up is perfectly acceptable. They hear it all the time.
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2 years ago
Strip club etiquette for strippersMostly agree.
1. Not an option in some clubs, like most here in Louisville. While I've heard the practice isn't common elsewhere, here in Louisville (and Lexington from what I hear), you pay the club the base dance rate before you can get the dance. Same for VIP. No pre-pay, no dance.
6. Unless it's desertscrub. Ignore his ass.
9. Or glitter.
10. Bullshit.
11. Unrealistic; the independent contractor model is attractive to many dancers precisely <em>because</em> they don't have to follow a strict schedule, whether that's because of kids, another job, or some other reason.
12. Situational. For instance, if extras are offered, I personally am <em>always</em> gonna ask "how much" before going back. I prefer not wasting anyone's time because the price was misunderstood or not discussed.
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2 years ago
Strippers and writingI find myself somewhat flabbergasted. But I understand some things a little better now.
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2 years ago
Woman feels 'dehumanized' as she claims she was kicked off plane over 10kg boobs"Mary Magdalene"?
Right.
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2 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Your Best Night Ever In A Strip ClubI didn't know it was at the time, but the night I met my ATF.
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2 years ago
Randumb thought: Have you ever finished inside a stripper?Getting fixed was the best thing I ever did. Breakages and such happen, and I don't have to worry about a surprise support package a few months later.
My current regular is fixed too.
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2 years ago
More holidays? What do you think? Since Christmas is in the only actual religious holiday that is also a federal holiday, I think we ought to have all the other religions' major holidays be observed at the federal level too.